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At 1/6/11 09:49 PM, EDylan wrote: OP wins due to the useless and pointless argument.

What did I win?

At 1/6/11 08:53 PM, killaboy69 wrote: Congratulations OP you just wasted 7 minutes of 50 peoples lives. You know can conjure all that time to make yourself an immortal.

Holy shit, 7 minutes? I mean, I have a really high IQ, granted, but it only took me about 30 seconds to read that. If it takes anyone without a reading disorder more than 3 full minutes to read that all...

More on topic, that's an interesting story. I'm curious, though, why do you have resource? You seem very intelligent, so maybe you just have autism or something, I guess.

At 1/6/11 09:17 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote: Just so you know, I have an IQ of 142. Anything over 140 is a genius: 100 is average, and 70 and below is a (sorry for using this word) retard. I beg your pardon.

free online iq tests are fake and unreliable lmfao anyone that takes them ends up a "genius"

At 1/6/11 09:17 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote: Just so you know, I have an IQ of 142. Anything over 140 is a genius: 100 is average, and 70 and below is a (sorry for using this word) retard. I beg your pardon.

Just so you know, nobody gives a fuck. STFU and GTFO.

At 1/6/11 09:33 PM, desert116 wrote:

At 1/6/11 09:27 PM, Sun-Wukong wrote:

At 1/6/11 08:48 PM, hitman1993 wrote: Haters gonna hate.

I can say without a shadow of a doubt that it is the greatest thing I've seen in a long time.

That is actually very sad.

Go and look at some of natures wonders.

Your right, that was hilarious!

Hilarious!

Dude, that's weird beyond any story I've heard. Creepy, even...

What's not to laugh at? Other than the first part, and the middle, and the end, and the rest of it.

Dude, I totally agree with you. Blossom is hot. Though I'd rather bang Bubbles instead since I'm into girls who are cute and tells you to be gentle when you take their virginity away. Also the moans, it's so amazing.

Buttercup is just a hardcore sadist.

At 1/7/11 05:05 PM, Tycrane wrote: Dude, I totally agree with you. Blossom is hot. Though I'd rather bang Bubbles instead since I'm into girls who are cute and tells you to be gentle when you take their virginity away. Also the moans, it's so amazing.

Buttercup is just a hardcore sadist.

Aren't they all in Kindergarten?

At 1/7/11 04:41 PM, Irrelephant wrote: free online iq tests are fake and unreliable lmfao anyone that takes them ends up a "genius"

No, it was an official test, done by a professional. I never actually did any of those online IQ tests.

This is the most dull thing I have read in a long time. Congratulations.

At 1/7/11 05:09 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote:

At 1/7/11 04:41 PM, Irrelephant wrote: free online iq tests are fake and unreliable lmfao anyone that takes them ends up a "genius"

No, it was an official test, done by a professional. I never actually did any of those online IQ tests.

I'm sorry man, we aren't as stupid as you think. Hell, I think our second stupidest user would be smarter than you, this being ramulus777 or whatever you call him.

At 1/7/11 04:52 PM, Tetris wrote:

At 1/6/11 08:42 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote: It was Resource period at school.

The **** is Resource period?

Another name for study hall, basically.

My friend Noah and I (Noah on here is "ramulus777")

Hey, another ****ing idiot to troll! Thanks for mentioning him, OP!

My friend Noah knows how to break someone's windpipe. I wouldn't recommend saying that around him.

were occupying ourselves by presenting each other difficult challegnes on a piece of notebook paper.

The first challenge? RIDING MUAD'GIB!

No, I have no idea what the hell that is.

I first presented mine. It was based on the book "Imagining the Tenth Dimension", and used an analogy from it to make my puzzle. It took Noah some 10 minutes to figure it out.

Noah sounds stupid.

The answers he provided were actually quite creative, exploiting small loopholes in my drawing. The only reason it took so long was mainly because I needed to fix such loopholes.

Noah then began drawing me a much more complex puzzle. When he began, it looked very simple, and I decided to place a very interesting bet.

It was, in fact, not interesting.

Interest is in the eye of the beholder. Unless it's so many credit card bills they pile in front of you and you can't see anything.

I saw in front of me three 100-piece puzzles: one a map of the USA, one of Hello Kitty, and the last of the Powerpuff Girls. I asked Noah how fast he could do a 100-piece puzzle.

Why the **** do you have so many puzzles for six year olds?

The only one in that age range is one we used to have of SpongeBob, ages 4-8. We have a 300-piece puzzle, but we didn't have it readily accessible.

He said he could do it "pretty fast".

This was, in fact, a lie.

How would you know if you weren't there?

Then, I came up with the bet. I told him that if I could solve his puzzle, he would have to put together either the PPG puzzle or the Hello Kitty puzzle (being friends, I would let him choose).

Then it isn't as humiliating. You have less power over him if you win.

We're friends. We wanted to have fun, not destroy each others' reputations,

However, if I lost, I would put together the Hello Kitty puzzle. Hearing that, Noah apparently made it as complex as possible.

LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

I don't even know anyone that owns a 20-sided die.

I beat him anyway, by cleverly ripping off the biggest obstacle from the sheet, without ripping off any of the points I had to stop at, and taking advantage of a small erased hole in a line.

...What?

I exploited a loophole in the drawing and ripped apart most of the obstacles.

Noah then proceeded to begin building the PPG puzzle.

Okay then.

The funniest part came shortly afterward. Several classmates came to watch Noah put it together,

Why the **** do they care about some kid putting together a puzzle?

It's a PPG puzzle. Seeing a boy intentionally do that is kind of funny.

including my frenemy, Nick.

You're in the sixth grade, aren't you?

Yeah, how'd you know?

Nick then said he liked "the one in the middle" on the puzzle (which was Blossom), claiming that she was "hot". We all found that hilarious about NIck's comment.

You're in the sixth grade.

Yep!

Isn't that hilarious?!

No.

You're a toaster!

At 1/7/11 05:20 PM, Numbuh1Over0 wrote:

It was Resource period at school.

The fuck is Resource period?

Another name for study hall, basically.

Well why not call it that dumbass?

My friend Noah and I (Noah on here is "ramulus777")

Hey, another ****ing idiot to troll! Thanks for mentioning him, OP!

My friend Noah knows how to break someone's windpipe. I wouldn't recommend saying that around him.

So do most of NG, it's rather easy. Again, I call you a dumbass.

were occupying ourselves by presenting each other difficult challegnes on a piece of notebook paper.

The first challenge? RIDING MUAD'GIB!

No, I have no idea what the hell that is.

Failure at life. Absolute fucking failure.

I first presented mine. It was based on the book "Imagining the Tenth Dimension", and used an analogy from it to make my puzzle. It took Noah some 10 minutes to figure it out.

Noah sounds stupid.

The answers he provided were actually quite creative, exploiting small loopholes in my drawing. The only reason it took so long was mainly because I needed to fix such loopholes.

Sure you did champ, sure you did.

Noah then began drawing me a much more complex puzzle. When he began, it looked very simple, and I decided to place a very interesting bet.

It was, in fact, not interesting.

Interest is in the eye of the beholder. Unless it's so many credit card bills they pile in front of you and you can't see anything.

No, trust me, it's pretty fucking stupid

I saw in front of me three 100-piece puzzles: one a map of the USA, one of Hello Kitty, and the last of the Powerpuff Girls. I asked Noah how fast he could do a 100-piece puzzle.

Why the fuck do you have so many puzzles for six year olds?

The only one in that age range is one we used to have of SpongeBob, ages 4-8. We have a 300-piece puzzle, but we didn't have it readily accessible.

Translation, it looked too hard.

He said he could do it "pretty fast".

This was, in fact, a lie.

How would you know if you weren't there?

You said it took him ten miutes.

Then, I came up with the bet. I told him that if I could solve his puzzle, he would have to put together either the PPG puzzle or the Hello Kitty puzzle (being friends, I would let him choose).

Then it isn't as humiliating. You have less power over him if you win.

We're friends. We wanted to have fun, not destroy each others' reputations,

What reputations? As retards? Not my ideal rep

However, if I lost, I would put together the Hello Kitty puzzle. Hearing that, Noah apparently made it as complex as possible.

LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

I don't even know anyone that owns a 20-sided die.

They cost like what a buck?

I beat him anyway, by cleverly ripping off the biggest obstacle from the sheet, without ripping off any of the points I had to stop at, and taking advantage of a small erased hole in a line.

...What?

I exploited a loophole in the drawing and ripped apart most of the obstacles.

Good for you, I bet you got a sticker.

Noah then proceeded to begin building the PPG puzzle.

Okay then.

The funniest part came shortly afterward. Several classmates came to watch Noah put it together,

Why the fuck do they care about some kid putting together a puzzle?

It's a PPG puzzle. Seeing a boy intentionally do that is kind of funny.

including my frenemy, Nick.

You're in the sixth grade, aren't you?

Yeah, how'd you know?

It's insanely obvious

Nick then said he liked "the one in the middle" on the puzzle (which was Blossom), claiming that she was "hot". We all found that hilarious about NIck's comment.

You're in the sixth grade.

Yep!

Thanks.

Isn't that hilarious?!

No.

You're a toaster!

Lol u random and are teh funneh.

You may notice I replaced the **** with the proper fuck.

I'd put this on 4chan if I could be bothered, but alas they'd just attempt to make it into a meme providing you with fame that you don't deserve.

At 1/7/11 05:09 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote:

At 1/7/11 05:05 PM, Tycrane wrote: Dude, I totally agree with you. Blossom is hot. Though I'd rather bang Bubbles instead since I'm into girls who are cute and tells you to be gentle when you take their virginity away. Also the moans, it's so amazing.

Buttercup is just a hardcore sadist.

Aren't they all in Kindergarten?

Haven't you heard of the new powerpuff show? It's called Powerpuff Girls Z. Well it's not exactly new since it aired out in like 2005 or something. Also don't ask where I got this shit from, let's just say I googled them. Mmkay?

At 1/6/11 08:53 PM, killaboy69 wrote: 7 minutes

Are you disabled?

i bet my dog it would eat its food when i gave it to it and i won the bet i am so awzum.

That was so not worth all the bandwith this thread is taking up.

my Opinions on this Thread

At 1/7/11 05:35 PM, Shade wrote: Well why not call it that toaster?

Because in my class, it's called "resource".

So do most of NG, it's rather easy. Again, I call you a toaster.

No, you're a toaster!

Failure at life. Absolute ****ing failure.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

Sure you did champ, sure you did.

Glad you believe me now.

No, trust me, it's pretty ****ing stupid

Maybe to you, but not to me.

Translation, it looked too hard.

Wait, what?

:: You said it took him ten minutes.
It took him ten minutes to solve my puzzle. He said he could put together a 100-piece puzzle pretty fast. Did you read the article all the way through?

What reputations? As idiots? Not my ideal rep

Noah's actually got a good rep, and I'm too intelligent to care.

They cost like what a buck?

Why would you pay a deer for a 20-sided die? Why not a doe?

Good for you, I bet you got a sticker.

No, I didn't. But I should have :(

It's insanely obvious

Not really, no.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Lol u random and are teh funneh.

Thanks!

I'd put this on 4chan if I could be bothered, but alas they'd just attempt to make it into a meme providing you with fame that you don't deserve.

What's 4chan?

Hey, another fucking idiot to troll! Thanks for mentioning him, OP!

My friend Noah knows how to break someone's windpipe. I wouldn't recommend saying that around him.

So Noah will beat up someone who he has no idea where to find?

You're a dumbass.

Hey Numbah1, I found this cool page you might like! I won't share it with the regular people on Newgrounds, it's only for geniuses like you and I! Click here (NSFW) for a cool site :D It's like an awesome brainteaser. At the top, it says to scroll down slowly. Just do that, it's part of the brainteaser.
Have fun!

At 1/7/11 07:57 PM, AlbinoCow wrote: Hey Numbah1, I found this cool page you might like! I won't share it with the regular people on Newgrounds, it's only for geniuses like you and I! Click here (NSFW) for a cool site :D It's like an awesome brainteaser. At the top, it says to scroll down slowly. Just do that, it's part of the brainteaser.
Have fun!

that was awesome

At 1/6/11 09:11 PM, psychicpebble wrote: HOW IS HE A NERD AT ALL

My name is PsychicPebble, and I am an attention starved bitch.

Hey guys lets play Dungeons and Dragons! I'll be the dungeon master!

Everyone dies by default and I win because I don't even know how to play D&D,lol

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u r so smart n cool. wanna b my friend?

must resist urge to show tvtrope's flat what.

I don't understand how this is good.

I left NG for a good amount of time and now this happens? What the flying fuck?

At 1/6/11 08:53 PM, killaboy69 wrote: Congratulations OP you just wasted 7 minutes of 50 peoples lives. You know can conjure all that time to make yourself an immortal.

Not everyone take a second per word to read. But hey.