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Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness

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Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:04:54


Here's what you have to do. Click the Random button on the Cyanide & Happiness page and rewrite the situation for the comic shown. If you can't think of anything, then keep doing it until you find something good. Have fun!


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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:06:09


It's ironic I got this as the first one on Random:

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Tick Tock

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:06:58


At 1/6/11 07:06 PM, Falonefal wrote: It's ironic I got this as the first one on Random:

It's ironic because I did too.


"To know what a paradox is, you musn't understand this sentence"

Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:07:09


At 1/6/11 07:06 PM, Falonefal wrote: It's ironic I got this as the first one on Random:

Fail url.

I got it too.

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:09:15


At 1/6/11 07:07 PM, DannyJay wrote:
At 1/6/11 07:06 PM, Falonefal wrote: It's ironic I got this as the first one on Random:
everyone does cause of that link.

Lol idiot me.
And also, stupid link.


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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:09:48


Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:09:59


That's some nice fail you got going there OP... way to link.


bork bork bork

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:18:02


At 1/6/11 07:17 PM, UnknownFear wrote: Did anyone else feel ling crying?

Who's Ling? Why would I feel them crying?


bork bork bork

Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:21:00


At 1/6/11 07:18 PM, crapatflash wrote: Who's Ling? Why would I feel them crying?

pft, meant to put LIKE crying.

Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:27:11


At 1/6/11 07:21 PM, UnknownFear wrote:
At 1/6/11 07:18 PM, crapatflash wrote: Who's Ling? Why would I feel them crying?
pft, meant to put LIKE crying.

I'm still baffled on how you made a typo like that


Steam | TF2BP

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:28:13


Cyanide and Happiness has generic ambiguous art and completely interchangeable humor?

Who would have thought!

obviously not newgrounds, because their flash always gets good scores

At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:30:12


At 1/6/11 07:23 PM, Space-Whale wrote: Do I win?

I have a feeling that this comic would have been funnier if it had been drawn to actually have those words in it. Weird.


"To know what a paradox is, you musn't understand this sentence"

Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:36:53


My brain is apparently retarded and gay

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Steam | TF2BP

Sig by armorfag or whatever

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:49:36


At 1/6/11 07:09 PM, crapatflash wrote: That's some nice fail you got going there OP... way to link.

What is wrong with you people? Obviously I linked it to that specific comic on purpose. Are all of just too lazy to click the random button yourselves?

(I can't tell if your one of the few that get it or not, if not then congratulations I guess...)


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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 19:54:00


At 1/6/11 07:28 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: Cyanide and Happiness has generic ambiguous art and completely interchangeable humor?

Who would have thought!

obviously not newgrounds, because their flash always gets good scores

If you hate Newgrounds so much why have you bothered getting to level 27?

Seriously, all I've seen you do is bitch about NG.

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 20:13:29


I gave it a go.

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Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 20:16:08


I didn't have any text to change.

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 20:16:21


I was bored....

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 20:18:07


At 1/6/11 07:28 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: Cyanide and Happiness has generic ambiguous art and completely interchangeable humor?

Who would have thought!

obviously not newgrounds, because their flash always gets good scores

Oh no I am getting trolled

Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 20:48:18


At 1/6/11 08:16 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: I didn't have any text to change.

Then refresh it. Or change the last panel.


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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 21:10:04


At 1/6/11 07:54 PM, Snuff wrote:
At 1/6/11 07:28 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:
If you hate Newgrounds so much why have you bothered getting to level 27?

Because I actually participate in the part of newgrounds that isn't the BBS?

At 1/6/11 07:54 PM, Snuff wrote: Seriously, all I've seen you do is bitch about NG.

I make movies, leave reviews, vote in the portal, and even head up collabs, and I've been doing so since '05. If that's all you see, you obviously have an eyesight problem, perhaps one that keeps you from being able to click my profile.

And if I say NG has bad taste, it is because it does. Seriously, hentai was on the top 50. Even their penises don't have any taste.


At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 21:30:30


At 1/6/11 09:10 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: And if I say NG has bad taste, it is because it does. Seriously, hentai was on the top 50. Even their penises don't have any taste.

I find your humor to be in bad taste


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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-06 21:48:18


At 1/6/11 09:30 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:
At 1/6/11 09:10 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: And if I say NG has bad taste, it is because it does. Seriously, hentai was on the top 50. Even their penises don't have any taste.
I find your humor to be in bad taste

As well as many other things...


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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-07 01:36:20


At 1/6/11 09:30 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:
At 1/6/11 09:10 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: And if I say NG has bad taste, it is because it does. Seriously, hentai was on the top 50. Even their penises don't have any taste.
I find your humor to be in bad taste

Provide your criticism.


At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.

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Response to Rewrite Cyanide & Happiness 2011-01-22 14:25:04


The fuck?

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