Need lines for a Voice Example

[Muffinz1]

Can anyone make a few lines that I can say for a Voice Example?

If possible (If you can make the lines) can you possibily make them action style. That is the style I'm best at.

[Muffinz1]

Don't need anything to complex... Just need a couple of lines to say to get my voice out their. I'm trying to become a Voice Actor for Newgrounds.

Thanks if you help.

[funnyhomeboy]

Deep voice: Sargeant & Douglas.

Normal voice: Mathis

Lighter voice: Garnier

Army Sargeant: Alright you scumbags, Basic Training is just beginning, so I expect the BEST from you fine specimens. Do I make myself clear Private Douglas!?

Private Douglas: (youthful yet masculine) Crystal, sir, yes, sir!

Army Sargeant: Good, now drop and give me fifty!

Private Mathis: (snarky yet sarcastic) Don't you mean forty sir?

Sargeant: Okay, cliche man, give me forty!

Private Mathis: That's fi-

Sargeant: SQUARED!

Private Douglas: That's a bit much, sir. 1600 push-ups?

Sargeant: I gave you an order boy, do I need to station your bedding with Private 1st Class Garnier?

Private Garnier (In the background, with an obviously gay stereotypical voice): Heeeyyy guys. Fresh meat I see, (gives cheetah growl). That's nice, okay guys, see you laterrr Sargie, keep those frisky boys in line! Ciao!

*A 3-4 second silence*

Sargeant: Don't ask...

Private Mathis: Don't tell! *snickers*

Sargeant: You better be good at math son, 'cause you're dropping and giving me 40 CUBED!!!

Private 1st class Garnier: (In the background): I'll drop everything and give you it all sargie boyyy!

Sargeant: *stifles* Dismissed!

Here you are. This should be 1-2 minutes.

[Ryan]

At 1/7/11 08:21 PM, funnyhomeboy wrote: Here you are. This should be 1-2 minutes.

What the fuck did I just read.