May 21st, 2011- We're All Screwed.

[ForNoReason]

News Story

So there you have it. God is going to kill us all this year in just a few months. So how do you plan on spending your last few days? Because you know you're going to hell... We are all going to hell.

[Chumbawamba]

You'd think that with the number of times these groups have been wrong, people would take Christians less seriously.

[Gobblemeister]

Fuck that

There is no way i'm dying 4 days before my birthday

You can go fuck yourselves cause I'll celebrate alone if I have to

[Light]

Christians have actually been predicting the apocalypse since the days of the disciples of Christ. They thought they were in the end times. Also, this.

'Nuff said.

[BiscuitsByTheDozen]

At 1/6/11 01:26 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: Christians have actually been predicting the apocalypse since the days of the disciples of Christ. They thought they were in the end times. Also, this.

'Nuff said.

2 Books in 1?
I really want to know where I can find a book called 88 reasons why the rapture is in 1988. Ill pay decent money for a copy.

[Xyresic]

There are so many things wrong with that article... mainly because it contains "mathematically", "computed" and "christian" in the same length of text.

[Lepy]

Not THIS again!

Seriously, making up judgement days is just a HUGE dick move. You're causing people to commit suicide.
And if you're not trying to start up a wacky little trend,
Keep it to yourself, less people die if the apocalypse isn't real.

[6r0undZ3r0]

What happened to 2012, though??

[CAN-OF-SPAM]

A christan group.

They lost their credibility here.

[Roxbury97]

I wonder if they will have mass suicide the day before. They'll sure feel like idiots when everyone is alive and people are posting on the internet laughing at them.

[Dosensuppen]

You know what?

[slayer1029]

I think this guy might be right. I mean, look at his track record. Everyone knows Jesus really did return in 1994!

[BiscuitsByTheDozen]

At 1/6/11 01:35 AM, Narcissy wrote: You know what?

*jams out for this entire song*
Thanks mate, I needed that.
And there was a thread just like this earlier today, but they said october, not may.

[Light]

"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man."--Matthew 24:36-37

These Christians need to shut the fuck up and read their Bible before doing moronic things like predicting(Erroneously) the end of the world.

[Heinrich]

Like what the critics said, the Bible states multiple times that we will never know the exact date of the end times.

"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only" (Mat. 24:36).

"Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come" (Mat. 24:42).

"Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh" (Mat. 24:44).

"Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh" (Mat. 25:13).

However, Evans said that Matthew also said "God the Father knows when Christ will return, and that God will tell His people what He's going to do."

Yes, God did give us the blueprints of what will happen during the end times with the Anti-Christ and the whole ordeal but never mentioned a specific date, just a whole bunch of signs to look out for.

[Platypus]

I guess that the end has come "ForNoReason"

[Ryanson]

He wrote a book called "1994?" suggesting Jesus would come back then. Uh...

That, and the very verse they can't seem to defend, is proof enough for me.

[Xyresic]

Well if nothing else I guess they earned themselves some publicity...

[SpaceWhale]

I always know it's wrong, but subconciously, I'm scared as fuck.

[Platypus]

no-one acknowledged my witty yet lame pun :(

[argile]

At 1/6/11 01:51 AM, Space-Whale wrote: I always know it's wrong, but subconciously, I'm scared as fuck.

So you don't know what to believe in?

[SpaceWhale]

At 1/6/11 01:52 AM, argile wrote: So you don't know what to believe in?

Oh no, I know it's wrong. Definitely. The concept just scares me.

[Goggle]

At 1/6/11 01:26 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: Christians have actually been predicting the apocalypse since the days of the disciples of Christ. They thought they were in the end times. Also, this.

'Nuff said.

I just want to know the other 'book-in-one'? Final Blackout by L. Ron Hubbard?

[Light]

At 1/6/11 01:54 AM, Goggle wrote:

At 1/6/11 01:26 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: Christians have actually been predicting the apocalypse since the days of the disciples of Christ. They thought they were in the end times. Also, this.

'Nuff said.

I just want to know the other 'book-in-one'? Final Blackout by L. Ron Hubbard?

I really don't know, but the other book's probably wrong too.

[Platypus]

Someone notice joke!

I need attention!!!!

[Painbringer]

At least I still get to die at 27.

My sig has nothing to do with this prophecy BTW.

[positively-negative]

Please, every respectable "The End Is Nigh" group has changed to "the world will end soon" instead of saying a specific date and looking fucking stupid.

[IDropedMyBiscuit]

Camping has been computing for judgment day since the 1970s
Camping is also known for writing a book titled "1994?," which predicted the coming of Jesus Christ in that year.

LOL poor guy is confuzzled. I think we have at least until 2012 before the world gets shaken up

[elcriz000]

fuck, 4 days from my 17th birthday.

[Whoshotdabear]

Not this again