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Bio-Digital Jazz 2011-01-04 22:20:23 Reply

In my opinion, Tron Legacy was a terrible movie. Why you ask? Simple, bio-digital jazz. Jeff Bridges simply did not get enough bio-digital jazz from his ISO's in that bathrobe. Bio-digital jazz is why Jeff Bridges had to eat and drink inside a computer. Bio-digital jazz is how Jeff Bridges got a stuffed boar and blue Hawaiian Punch inside a computer. Bio-digital jazz is why the director of Tron Legacy spent 95% of the budget on CGI, and after producing two hours of random, "cool" special effects, realized that he lacked a script, or even a plot, so he got some of the people responsible for the CGI to write the script in their off time. This why we get stuff like bio-digital jazz and Jeff Bridges in a bathrobe trying to sound like he is stoned all the time.

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Response to Bio-Digital Jazz 2011-01-04 22:27:26 Reply

How simple minded of you. Typical of the modern, liberal generation.

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Response to Bio-Digital Jazz 2011-01-04 22:43:35 Reply

Sometime you want to just sit in front of the TV and turn off your brain, to look at latex ass and tits, and some special effects.


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Response to Bio-Digital Jazz 2011-01-04 22:59:32 Reply

So you copy-pasted your post from the Tron: Legacy thread and made it into a new topic for what reason exactly?


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Response to Bio-Digital Jazz 2011-01-04 23:02:31 Reply

Watch Avatar. Then tell me that Tron had a terrible plot.


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Response to Bio-Digital Jazz 2011-01-04 23:09:26 Reply

I thought the title said Bio-Digital Jizz. I am dissapoint.

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Response to Bio-Digital Jazz 2011-01-04 23:15:15 Reply

At 1/4/11 11:09 PM, killaboy69 wrote: I thought the title said Bio-Digital Jizz. I am dissapoint.

I'm not the only one then.
Anyway, I'm probably seeing the movie this month. I would be disappointed at the bad things I hear about it, but low expectations will make the movie seem better.


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Response to Bio-Digital Jazz 2011-01-05 00:28:03 Reply

What is Bio-digital jazz?
I liked Tron Legacy though.


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Response to Bio-Digital Jazz 2011-01-05 00:58:14 Reply

Tron is about boasting the best of technology of the age. Disney did it in the 80's, they did it today.