My balls and lower stomach hurt...

[Anonymous4life]

and my parents are starting to piss me off. For about two days I have had this mild pain in my balls and lower stomach. I don't feel any lumps, but both of them are now about an inch long and it's starting to worry me. I told my dad, and he says that it's blueballs and that it's normal. My parents won't take me to the doctor and they keep saying that the pain will go away. I've googled my problem and no matter what, all I saw was get to the doctors about anything testicle related hurting.

I'm gonna loose my balls

[Playfordeath001]

Lol, I didn't know Newgrounds helped solved balls/stomach related problems.

Who knew?

[TheBlueRaven]

Premenstrual cramps probably

[Slingshot]

You have Ballfalloffitis. A rare condition in which your balls will fall off. The only way to cure it is by rubbing them with Bleach daily. It's your only hope.

[Anonymous4life]

At 1/4/11 09:36 PM, TheBlueRaven wrote: Premenstrual cramps probably

yeah man, I had to buy tampons and errythang.

[Luke]

Go to the doctor yourself then you fool. You don't need Mommy and Daddy with you.

[Anonymous4life]

At 1/4/11 09:40 PM, EpicFail wrote: Go to the doctor yourself then you fool. You don't need Mommy and Daddy with you.

But I'm 13... what if a big guy touches me sexually without my consent?

[poinl]

dont worry about it.
Thats what i try to do.

Every thing allways turns out ok in what you think is major problems.

[Slingshot]

At 1/4/11 09:42 PM, Anonymous4life wrote:

At 1/4/11 09:40 PM, EpicFail wrote: Go to the doctor yourself then you fool. You don't need Mommy and Daddy with you.

But I'm 13... what if a big guy touches me sexually without my consent?

That's what the doctors supposed to do. He told me so himself. And then he gave me a popsicle.

[SouthAsian]

At 1/4/11 09:37 PM, Slingshot wrote: You have Ballfalloffitis. A rare condition in which your balls will fall off. The only way to cure it is by rubbing them with Bleach daily. It's your only hope.

I fucking love Newgrounds.^

but in all seriousness go to the doctor right now regardless of what your parents say.Do it for your ballls!

[DeputyDog]

Probably just growing pains. Just take some advil or alieve and snooze and see where it goes from there.

[Squidbit]

In all honesty I'd say your dad is right, it does sound like blueballs. It sucks, but it'll go away eventually.

Best cure is jerking it, even though it may be a bit painful cause of the extra sensitive balls, but it will help.

[subject1337]

you might have smahed your balls in your sleep. it hurts for a while.

[Cattywampus]

maybe we'll get lucky and you won't be able to reproduce anymore.

[mothballs]

I had the same problem. All I did was cut off my penis and balls and the pain was all gone. That's all you gotta do, don't worry about doctors.

[SqueezyLemon]

Are you circumsized?

[SoggyBread]

Pictures please.

[AnalPenguinFarming]

At 1/4/11 09:42 PM, Anonymous4life wrote:

At 1/4/11 09:40 PM, EpicFail wrote: Go to the doctor yourself then you fool. You don't need Mommy and Daddy with you.

But I'm 13... what if a big guy touches me sexually without my consent?

You're fucking ridiculous. Suck it up and head to the doctors. I don't feel bad for you and provide you with no sympathy if you don't seek help other than NG.

[sweet21]

it's blue balls, and if you don't jerk it it will get even more painful as time progresses.

[kazumazkan]

how old are you if your 18 you could to the docter by your self or sneaak to the docter check whats wron

[kazumazkan]

Blue balls is the slang term[1] for a congested prostate or vasocongestion, the condition of temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male often accompanied by acute testicular pain[2] or testicular congestion due to prolonged and unsatisfied sexual excitement.[3] The term is thought to have originated in the United States, first appearing in 1916.[4]

just go to the doctor your self just to be safe

[Luis]

basically this video explains whats gonna happen. Just skip to 1:50 and beyond

go see a doctor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL8r-zbHy -A

[Jackdabomb]

Did anyone kick you in the balls really hard lately?

[MaddieLion]

Have fun with puberty.

[nohomo]

At 1/4/11 09:35 PM, Anonymous4life wrote:

:my balls are now about an inch long

I'm sorry for your loss.

[XenonMonkey]

At 1/4/11 11:29 PM, Luis wrote: basically this video explains whats gonna happen. Just skip to 1:50 and beyond

go see a doctor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL8r-zbHy -A

My balls hurt after watching that.

[Rude-Awakening]

You're becoming a man ma boy!

[ThePhantomGamer]

It sounds like you pulled or injured something in your groin. Go to a doctor.