I got kicked in the face

[Dicktation]

by a dog. My right eye is completely closed now.
My dog was being a faggot like usual and it just kind of kicked it's back leg conveniently where my face was.

[Cattywampus]

It's sad that that actually happened to me too and I got a bloody nose out of it. :L

[Denton]

Dogfort come in, this is Red Lobster reporting in

[infaredStygian]

Well...

[Gerbil]

At 1/4/11 02:49 AM, Dent0n wrote: Dogfort come in, this is Red Lobster reporting in

This is Dogfort, I read you Red Lobster. Report

[Purple-Slurpie]

Take him out back, old yeller style.

[FeedingAdiction]

At 1/4/11 04:14 AM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: Take him out back, old yeller style.

This.

P.S. Your sig size does reflect your penis size, from what I can tell, since you write like a total nerd.

[Purple-Slurpie]

At 1/4/11 04:17 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote:

At 1/4/11 04:14 AM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: Take him out back, old yeller style.

This.

P.S. Your sig size does reflect your penis size, from what I can tell, since you write like a total nerd.

I haven't been on newgrounds since highschool. I'm drunk with a friend and we're reminiscing right now. aka, I'm a grown ass man.

[Rocksbury]

Did you explode it's balls afterward? If not I am dissapoint

See my sig

[Purple-Slurpie]

At 1/4/11 04:17 AM, FeedingAdiction wrote:

At 1/4/11 04:14 AM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: Take him out back, old yeller style.

This.

P.S. Your sig size does reflect your penis size, from what I can tell, since you write like a total nerd.

Also, it's 3 and a half inches. I just measured it.

[Denton]

At 1/4/11 04:10 AM, Gerbil wrote:

At 1/4/11 02:49 AM, Dent0n wrote: Dogfort come in, this is Red Lobster reporting in

This is Dogfort, I read you Red Lobster. Report

It's as we feared

[Gerbil]

At 1/4/11 04:26 AM, Dent0n wrote:

At 1/4/11 04:10 AM, Gerbil wrote:

At 1/4/11 02:49 AM, Dent0n wrote: Dogfort come in, this is Red Lobster reporting in

This is Dogfort, I read you Red Lobster. Report

It's as we feared

I suspected as much from he Cats

Rally your troops, I'm putting you in charge of Operation: Biscuit Retrieval

This line is no longer secure, Dogfort out

[Denton]

At 1/4/11 04:31 AM, Gerbil wrote:

At 1/4/11 04:26 AM, Dent0n wrote:

At 1/4/11 04:10 AM, Gerbil wrote:

At 1/4/11 02:49 AM, Dent0n wrote: Dogfort come in, this is Red Lobster reporting in

This is Dogfort, I read you Red Lobster. Report

It's as we feared

This line is no longer secure, Dogfort out

But the results are absolutly conclusive

[Mismo]

Your dog being a faggot?

[Gerbil]

At 1/4/11 04:51 AM, Dent0n wrote:

At 1/4/11 04:31 AM, Gerbil wrote:

At 1/4/11 04:26 AM, Dent0n wrote:

At 1/4/11 04:10 AM, Gerbil wrote:

At 1/4/11 02:49 AM, Dent0n wrote: Dogfort come in, this is Red Lobster reporting in

This is Dogfort, I read you Red Lobster. Report

It's as we feared

This line is no longer secure, Dogfort out

But the results are absolutly conclusive

I don't care what the results say! If we lose a dog, we'll send a rose to his bitch

We must be relentless, the cats are pushing closer everyday into our territory. Send in your troops, Red Lobster 9, this an order!

[Fifty-50]

At 1/4/11 04:52 AM, Mismo wrote: Your dog being a faggot?

Nah, I think the correct term is the dog is being a bitch. Considering it's a dog and all.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

You should feel like a failure. You got beat up by a dog.

[megakill]

What were you doing with your head so close to its ass that it could kick you with its back legs?

I sense some very serious business here...

[Reici]

Wouldn't you have to have your face near the dog's back end for that to happen?

[MarutaAdrian]

What was your face doing at the back of your dog?

ass liking?

[killerjeff]

At 1/4/11 06:11 AM, Strategize wrote: You should feel like a failure. You got beat up by a dog.

Woah, dawg... lil below the belt brah.

[Denton]

At 1/4/11 04:58 AM, Gerbil wrote:

I don't care what the results say! If we lose a dog, we'll send a rose to his bitch

We must be relentless, the cats are pushing closer everyday into our territory. Send in your troops, Red Lobster 9, this an order!

Roger that, Dog fort, i´m going in.

Dog Fort, this is Red Lobster it´s quiet here....too quiet..

[Lintire]

Well, that must suck. What an interesting piece of news.

Never actually been punched in face. Managed to avoid that.

[Shade]

Did you kick the dog back?

[FirstBaby]

At 1/4/11 04:22 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Did you explode it's balls afterward? If not I am dissapoint

See my sig

I bumped that thread once on my main

[elcriz000]

what was you face doing behind your dog?

[JGL096]

Your dog is a kung-fu dog.

[EvilJesus]

AHAHA FAGGOT

[Klik]

You got blood on your face, big disgrace

[Dino10]

You know what you have to do...
Kill it.