Ok idk if you trolls know anything about girls. Jk. Ok its christmas and i got my girlfriend a 40$ watch as a present. Leave it to her to buy me more stuff. Should i be grateful or "fight" with her. And she wouldnt nake me a sammich and needs to get back in the kitchen jk.
Why in the world would you fight with her if she got you more stuff? That's just retarted of you. Be grateful of her and thank her.
Hope a dictionary was one of those presents.
"I need a katana to slice a banana"
If she likes you enough to get you something be happy. Don't be a dick and accept the gifts. It doesn't mean you have to use them.
"I need a katana to slice a banana"
she likes you alot
this is good
tell her the only gift you want from her is her pussy and her ability to make you a sammich.
I like waffles
You should get her something better than a watch. No one uses watches anymore. Ppl have cellphones, bro. They have clocks on them. Case closed. Get her an engagement ring/box of condoms.
I'm in ur plane, killin ur snakes.
At 1/4/11 12:38 AM, Scare-face-101 wrote: I begged her not to give me ANYTHING
Why in the world would you do that?
At 1/4/11 12:38 AM, Scare-face-101 wrote: I begged her not to give me ANYTHING
I think she thought that was a hint that you desperately want something.
You know what? I got my girlfriend a fucking crossbow for Christmas, and she didn't even accept it.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
At 1/4/11 12:34 AM, Scare-face-101 wrote: Ok idk if you trolls know anything about girls. Jk. Ok its christmas and i got my girlfriend a 40$ watch as a present. Leave it to her to buy me more stuff. Should i be grateful or "fight" with her. And she wouldnt nake me a sammich and needs to get back in the kitchen jk.
TIMING!!!
Also, it's no big deal.
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
At 1/4/11 12:36 AM, PhyroDragon wrote: retarted
dictionary
Must... not... point... out...
At 1/4/11 12:34 AM, Scare-face-101 wrote: Ok idk if you trolls know anything about girls. Jk. Ok its christmas and i got my girlfriend a 40$ watch as a present. Leave it to her to buy me more stuff. Should i be grateful or "fight" with her.
"Fighting" with her for thinking of you seems pretty retarded to me.
And she wouldnt nake me a sammich and needs to get back in the kitchen jk.
You're a tool.
Oh good lord, I want to response to this topic seriously but you ruined it for yourself.
So firstly;
Grow up.
Anyway, something most guys should learn about women is that we like to spoil the ones we love. You can ask a girl to not give you anything but if she wants then she will regardless. And never ever ever listen when a girls says "DON'T buy me anything". You still have to, it's like an unspoken rule.
Don't be upset that she got you more then you got her, I imagine she really likes the watch. We just have this thing about going fucking nuts overboard on buying gifts.
Be grateful you have a nice girlfriend.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 1/4/11 12:38 AM, Scare-face-101 wrote: I begged her not to give me ANYTHING
Asking for nothing is one thing but asking for nothing and being angry you received something is just ungrateful and faggot.
anyone else have this massive fibe that he doesnt have a girlfriend?
I Know Drugs, I Know Video Games, I Know Litliture, I Know Dru- wait...nevermind. Feel free to discuss any of these with me
At 1/4/11 06:13 AM, walterwagner wrote: anyone else have this massive fibe that he doesnt have a girlfriend?
Yup. I've been suspicious from the start. It was probably his' mom.
At 1/4/11 06:13 AM, walterwagner wrote: anyone else have this massive fibe that he doesnt have a girlfriend?
Her name is probably Mrs. Left Hand.
Come on TC, don't be such a fucking tool. Be grateful.
I'm Eliot Spitzer and I approved this massage.
At 1/4/11 12:34 AM, Scare-face-101 wrote: Ok idk if you trolls know anything about girls. Jk. Ok its christmas and i got my girlfriend a 40$ watch as a present. Leave it to her to buy me more stuff. Should i be grateful or "fight" with her. And she wouldnt nake me a sammich and needs to get back in the kitchen jk.
Be grateful,do you love ending a relationship?
Emphasis are great!
... Were your parents related? Like, before they were married?
Act mature about it. Bitches love maturity. Compared to the childish dislay you're putting on now, at least.
At 1/4/11 06:02 AM, Gagsy wrote: We just have this thing about going fucking nuts overboard on buying gifts.
Be grateful you have a nice girlfriend.
Oh Really? So that means my ex-girlfriends were all greedy basterds? God damnit....
At 1/4/11 10:52 AM, Pimpella wrote:At 1/4/11 06:02 AM, Gagsy wrote: We just have this thing about going fucking nuts overboard on buying gifts.Oh Really? So that means my ex-girlfriends were all greedy basterds? God damnit....
Be grateful you have a nice girlfriend.
Your girlfriends were bastards, then you have ex-boyfriends man.
fucking knock er lights out mate complete disrespect for suprising you with a gift brought unto thee good riddance to here spit spit buy her a coffee and be all here wench i gots you coffee then SHIT IN IT AND THROW IT IN HER FUCKING FACE!
Definitely do not fight her, that's just stupid.
If you feel like you need to do more, than surprise her with a special date night and some flowers.
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