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What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:10:21 Reply

a facial? and not the one she usually gives herself with cucumber slices and all that fruity stuff.
the kind where she just puts her eggs on you're face to show you how you feel for giving her sperm on face.

hm?

come on, don't ignore the question either and tell me its not possible.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:11:04 Reply

its not possible


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:11:06 Reply

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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:11:25 Reply

Impossible. I have 3 girlfriends

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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:14:40 Reply

mmmm.. id probably take her out to dinner, give her a small toy gift that would make her smile, and then i would kiss her deeply
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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:15:53 Reply

At 1/3/11 02:14 PM, quagmire690 wrote: mmmm.. id probably take her out to dinner, give her a small toy gift that would make her smile, and then i would kiss her deeply
/honest response/

Who else but Quagmire?


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:17:04 Reply

Period blood makes me nauseous.
I'd probably throw up.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:19:27 Reply

At 1/3/11 02:17 PM, RobJohnson wrote: Period blood makes me nauseous.
I'd probably throw up.

you know some girls can 'squirt' cum out of their vagina idk how but seen it in porn so yea
possible to do it the other way too..


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:41:18 Reply

At 1/3/11 02:11 PM, FirstBaby wrote: Impossible. I have 3 girlfriends

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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:47:24 Reply

At 1/3/11 02:10 PM, MisterWonderful wrote: a facial? and not the one she usually gives herself with cucumber slices and all that fruity stuff.
the kind where she just puts her eggs on you're face to show you how you feel for giving her sperm on face.

hm?

come on, don't ignore the question either and tell me its not possible.

You' re really stupid.
Any nobdy cares about your stupid question.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 14:51:15 Reply

At 1/3/11 02:19 PM, MisterWonderful wrote: you know some girls can 'squirt' cum out of their vagina idk how but seen it in porn so yea
possible to do it the other way too..

This is common knowledge to males on the BBS.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 15:14:15 Reply

I think i would cry for a while then suck it up and be a man


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 15:17:09 Reply

At 1/3/11 02:19 PM, MisterWonderful wrote:
At 1/3/11 02:17 PM, RobJohnson wrote: Period blood makes me nauseous.
I'd probably throw up.
you know some girls can 'squirt' cum out of their vagina idk how but seen it in porn so yea
possible to do it the other way too..

naw man... that's scientifically proven to just be the woman emptying her bladder.
(there is nowhere else that can produce as much fluid so rapidly... although the skene's glands can produce some fluid... it is not enough to actually notice some kind of flow... let alone actually ejaculate)


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 15:23:08 Reply

What if I am girfriend?

That'd be fucked up, I'm a guy.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 15:24:49 Reply

At 1/3/11 03:14 PM, walterwagner wrote: I think i would cry for a while then suck it up and be a man

best answer yet.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 15:30:12 Reply

At 1/3/11 03:17 PM, RobJohnson wrote: naw man... that's scientifically proven to just be the woman emptying her bladder.
(there is nowhere else that can produce as much fluid so rapidly... although the skene's glands can :produce some fluid... it is not enough to actually notice some kind of flow... let alone actually ejaculate)

Show me this scientific evidence


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 15:34:16 Reply

Your hypothesis lacks statistical accuracy.

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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 15:57:38 Reply

At 1/3/11 03:30 PM, AlphaFemme wrote:
At 1/3/11 03:17 PM, RobJohnson wrote: naw man... that's scientifically proven to just be the woman emptying her bladder.
(there is nowhere else that can produce as much fluid so rapidly... although the skene's glands can :produce some fluid... it is not enough to actually notice some kind of flow... let alone actually ejaculate)
Show me this scientific evidence

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejac ulation#Controversy.2C_debate_and_femini st_criticism


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 16:12:36 Reply

I'd let a girl squirt in my face.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 16:19:25 Reply

When girls squirt they don't shoot eggs all over the place, they'd be infertile after like five fucking orgasms you retard.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 17:15:59 Reply

At 1/3/11 03:57 PM, RobJohnson wrote:
At 1/3/11 03:30 PM, AlphaFemme wrote:
At 1/3/11 03:17 PM, RobJohnson wrote: naw man... that's scientifically proven to just be the woman emptying her bladder.
(there is nowhere else that can produce as much fluid so rapidly... although the skene's glands can :produce some fluid... it is not enough to actually notice some kind of flow... let alone actually ejaculate)
Show me this scientific evidence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejac ulation#Controversy.2C_debate_and_femini st_criticism

That's just the "controversy" section of a wiki. That is not scientific evidence that females cannot ejaculate. It seems to me that all that it's lacking is valid specimens that do not contain urine because it is so close to the urine dispensing area...


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 17:16:30 Reply

I'd return the favor.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 17:21:51 Reply

At 1/3/11 05:15 PM, AlphaFemme wrote:
At 1/3/11 03:57 PM, RobJohnson wrote:
At 1/3/11 03:30 PM, AlphaFemme wrote:
At 1/3/11 03:17 PM, RobJohnson wrote: naw man... that's scientifically proven to just be the woman emptying her bladder.
(there is nowhere else that can produce as much fluid so rapidly... although the skene's glands can :produce some fluid... it is not enough to actually notice some kind of flow... let alone actually ejaculate)
Show me this scientific evidence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejac ulation#Controversy.2C_debate_and_femini st_criticism
That's just the "controversy" section of a wiki. That is not scientific evidence that females cannot ejaculate. It seems to me that all that it's lacking is valid specimens that do not contain urine because it is so close to the urine dispensing area...

its more along the lines of.... it is almost the exact same thing as urinary incontinence (the emptying of the bladder) and the "ejaculate" is just urine with a little bit more PSA amd PAP...

If you have a gallon of urine...
you wouldn't drink it...
and if you had a gallon of urine with a drop of grape juice in it...
would you drink it and call it grape juice?


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 17:30:07 Reply

At 1/3/11 05:21 PM, RobJohnson wrote:

That's just the "controversy" section of a wiki. That is not scientific evidence that females cannot ejaculate. It seems to me that all that it's lacking is valid specimens that do not contain urine because it is so close to the urine dispensing area...
its more along the lines of.... it is almost the exact same thing as urinary incontinence (the emptying of the bladder) and the "ejaculate" is just urine with a little bit more PSA amd PAP...

If you have a gallon of urine...
you wouldn't drink it...
and if you had a gallon of urine with a drop of grape juice in it...
would you drink it and call it grape juice?

I see your point and would be inclined to agree with you, but I'm not seeing evidence that is the case. Further research (outside of wiki) tells me more often than not, that it is a saline type substance that MIGHT contain traces of urine. So, where are you looking that I am not? Is what I'm getting at.

And to toss in personal experiences, the smell of urine is distinct. The lack of smell coming from female ejaculation says something to me. But I really would like to see some solid evidence either way. I like to be in the know.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 17:33:20 Reply

At 1/3/11 05:30 PM, AlphaFemme wrote: And to toss in personal experiences, the smell of urine is distinct. The lack of smell coming from female ejaculation says something to me. But I really would like to see some solid evidence either way. I like to be in the know.

well if you are on the other side of this issue.... i must ask...
where do you believe the "ejaculate" comes from?

The skene's glands can only produce so much fluid... and they do not store a surplus of fluid.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 17:47:53 Reply

At 1/3/11 05:33 PM, RobJohnson wrote:
At 1/3/11 05:30 PM, AlphaFemme wrote: And to toss in personal experiences, the smell of urine is distinct. The lack of smell coming from female ejaculation says something to me. But I really would like to see some solid evidence either way. I like to be in the know.
well if you are on the other side of this issue.... i must ask...
where do you believe the "ejaculate" comes from?

The skene's glands can only produce so much fluid... and they do not store a surplus of fluid.

I should have clarified, I didn't mean a waterfall. But I do believe that at least a tablespoon of fluid from the skene in combination from the fluid from the Bartholin's glands could create a sizable amount of fluid that would probably contain traces of urine, but isn't urine.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 18:43:25 Reply

this is the first time I think I have seen a thread go from being immature as hell to having a scientific debate. well done chaps.


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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 18:48:23 Reply

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Response to What if you're girlfriend gave you 2011-01-03 18:51:36 Reply

Some women can cum, and I don't think I would get mad if I knew about it before hand.


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