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Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:14 AM Reply

It's a serious thing you know.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:15 AM Reply

He thinks rape isn't funny.

Theres nothing funny about rape


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:16 AM Reply

Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things.
You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk.
Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it.
Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shit all the time.
Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny."
I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?"
I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say.
"Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky.
Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind."
A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault.
They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt."
These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. Don't seem fair to me.
Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything.
It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is.
Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion.
Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper?
Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman."
And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?"
I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney.
Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little fucking selective next time will you?"

Now, speaking of rape, do you know what I wonder? I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole.
These are the kind of things I think about when I'm sitting home alone and the power goes out.
I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. I mean per capita, I know the populations are different.
Most people think it's the equator, I think it's the north pole.
People think it's the equator because it's hot down there, they don't wear a lot of clothing, guys can see women's tits, they get horney and there's a lot of fucking going on.
That's exactly why there's less rape at the equator. Because there's a lot of fucking going on.
You can tell there's a lot of fucking at the equator, take a look at the population figures.
Billions of people live near the equator. How many Eskimos do we have?
Thirty? Thirty five? No one's getting laid at the north pole, it's too fucking cold.
Guys say to their wives, "hey tonight honey, huh, tonight, huh?"
"Are you crazy? The wind chill factor is three hundred below."
These guys are deprived. Their horney. Their pent up. Every now and then...p-pmm...they bust out, they got to rape somebody.

Now, the biggest problem an Eskimo rapist has, trying to get wet leather leggings off a woman who is kicking.
Did you ever try to get leather pants off of someone who doesn't want to take them off?
You would lose your hard-on in the process.
Up at the north pole you dick would shrivel up like a stack of dimes.
That's another thing I wonder.
I wonder, does a rapist have a hard-on when he leaves the house in the morning,
or does he develop it during the day while he's walking around looking for somebody.
These are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:20 AM Reply

I honestly don't get why taking advantage of somebody without their consent, only to inflict emotional and psychological damage, is funny?

Guess I have to do something... Or hang around something for way too long... Or jump on a bandwagon of some sort... I don't know, honestly.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:22 AM Reply

At 1/3/11 01:14 AM, Wegra wrote: It's a serious thing you know.

Shit are you serious? I was always told it was funny. Fuck I'ma kill the last guy that told me that.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:24 AM Reply

Rape is what rapists do.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:24 AM Reply

At 1/3/11 01:16 AM, bodom-child wrote: Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things.

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:27 AM Reply

There's nothing funny about it.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:27 AM Reply

This is coming from someone who whacks off to hentai...which is like 90% rape. You seem to involve a lot of smiley faces in your statai after you do it too, dear.

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:30 AM Reply

At 1/3/11 01:27 AM, Kitala wrote: This is coming from someone who whacks off to hentai.

98% of Newgrounds, lol

just sayin :P

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 01:56 AM Reply

Don't knock it, till you try it


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:09 AM Reply

People who laugh at rape should see a the rapist


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:12 AM Reply

It is played more for a fetish than for funny.

(It works like this: fetish>drama>funny.)


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:14 AM Reply

At 1/3/11 01:14 AM, Wegra wrote: It's a serious thing you know.

Seriously funny.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:15 AM Reply

Consensual rape IS funny though, you know, like in them porn movies.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 02:55 AM Reply

I completely agree.

Theres nothing funny about rape

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 03:20 AM Reply

that clown makes it funny i think,
does any one think it would be funny if a clown raped someone?
i think it would make it......nvm i just thought about it im scared of clowns now T.T

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 03:22 AM Reply

Man, there's nothing funny about zoophilia either.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 03:24 AM Reply

I think I would like to be a woman just to know how it feels like to be raped.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 03:26 AM Reply

also 80% of hentai rape is octopuse/tentical rape ,so girls stay out of the water and dont go to unknown planets
(dont know about guys i would just to be safe)

(sorry about the bad spelling)

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 04:10 AM Reply

Imagine Donald Duck raping Porky Pig.

Funny?

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 04:18 AM Reply

At 1/3/11 01:24 AM, bodom-child wrote: from the great, late george carlin

R.I.P

I miss him too..

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 04:23 AM Reply

All I know about rape is this: Its been doing by people who are abusing their power. One can say that rape is happening even in this very minute in all levels of the society of the world.

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 05:58 AM Reply

I have a rape fetish

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 05:58 AM Reply

Fun fact: 95% of rape reports made by women, are actually women abusing their weak feminine gender.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 06:51 AM Reply

No + Rohypnol = Yes.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 08:20 AM Reply

you can't say 'crêpe' without saying... rape. And that my dear friends is why rape is yummy.

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 08:48 AM Reply

Did you know that 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.


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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 09:21 AM Reply

At 1/3/11 08:48 AM, VitaminP wrote: Did you know that 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.

Obviously why else would 4 people crawl onto one person...

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Response to Theres nothing funny about rape Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 03:57 PM Reply

Make 'em laugh!

Theres nothing funny about rape


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