Invent a new form of execution

[zalecot]

Come on guys, I'm tired of the same old menu of hanging, electric chair, lethal injection, repeat. Lets invent new and exciting ways of execution.

Mine: Recapitation
Description: Attach heads to various parts of the victim's body until their heart can no longer take the strain.

[BiscuitsByTheDozen]

DEATH BY SNU-SNU!!!!

[sweet21]

At 1/3/11 12:26 AM, BiscuitsByTheDozen wrote: DEATH BY SNU-SNU!!!!

God damn it i wanted to post that! There is only one suitable punishment. death by....You see i can't think of anything!

[Gagsy]

Execution or torture?

I say bring back the Guillotine.

[Donut]

rip dick off stick in throat

[sweet21]

At 1/3/11 12:30 AM, Donut wrote: rip dick off stick in throat

But then the women would feel left out.

[BiscuitsByTheDozen]

At 1/3/11 12:32 AM, sweet21 wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:30 AM, Donut wrote: rip dick off stick in throat

But then the women would feel left out.

she get death by snu snu

[sweet21]

At 1/3/11 12:33 AM, BiscuitsByTheDozen wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:32 AM, sweet21 wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:30 AM, Donut wrote: rip dick off stick in throat

But then the women would feel left out.

she get death by snu snu

The executioner is one lucky bastard.

[BiscuitsByTheDozen]

At 1/3/11 12:34 AM, sweet21 wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:33 AM, BiscuitsByTheDozen wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:32 AM, sweet21 wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:30 AM, Donut wrote: rip dick off stick in throat

But then the women would feel left out.

she get death by snu snu

The executioner is one lucky bastard.

How many hot girls do you think get the death penalty? honestly....

[alfraydo]

They should bring back the pendulum. As the victim lays strapped to the table, only to see the large blade swing ever closer to him.

[SaghettiGuy]

At 1/3/11 12:35 AM, BiscuitsByTheDozen wrote: bla bla snu snu snu snu snu snu

Wow bro your so funny man you should head over to /b/ to show the true intellectuals how its done, don't bother coming back comedian.

[sweet21]

At 1/3/11 12:35 AM, BiscuitsByTheDozen wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:34 AM, sweet21 wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:33 AM, BiscuitsByTheDozen wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:32 AM, sweet21 wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:30 AM, Donut wrote: rip dick off stick in throat

But then the women would feel left out.

she get death by snu snu

The executioner is one lucky bastard.

How many hot girls do you think get the death penalty? honestly....

Well. You got me on that one. i should probably contribute to this thread instead of slowly derailing it......
lets have them run across some non-newtonian fluid basically it's liquid you can run across but if you sink it's hard to come out.
Lets see how long they can run around before they sink.

[Ryanson]

Death By Bieber.

[BiscuitsByTheDozen]

At 1/3/11 12:41 AM, Alfraydo wrote: They should bring back the pendulum. As the victim lays strapped to the table, only to see the large blade swing ever closer to him.

PIT AND THE PENDULUM BY EDGAR ALLEN POE
spanish inquisition amirite?

[alfraydo]

At 1/3/11 12:47 AM, BiscuitsByTheDozen wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:41 AM, Alfraydo wrote: They should bring back the pendulum. As the victim lays strapped to the table, only to see the large blade swing ever closer to him.

PIT AND THE PENDULUM BY EDGAR ALLEN POE
spanish inquisition amirite?

Indeed!

At 1/3/11 12:43 AM, sweet21 wrote: lets have them run across some non-newtonian fluid basically it's liquid you can run across but if you sink it's hard to come out.
Lets see how long they can run around before they sink.

Hmm, I find this quite interesting this non-newtonian fluid. It could be made a sport. You bet on the victims as they cross the liquid and see who all go under.

[DontExplain]

They get tied to the top of a large tree, and then the tree is cut down and pushed in their direction so that the tree crushes them.
Primitive ideas are always the funnest!

[Spackled]

At 1/3/11 01:08 AM, The777Demon wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:41 AM, SaghettiGuy wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:35 AM, BiscuitsByTheDozen wrote: bla bla snu snu snu snu snu snu

Wow bro your so funny man you should head over to /b/ to show the true intellectuals how its done, don't bother coming back comedian.

shut up newfag.

You tell him.

[RyderOmega]

Let them play suicide bomber for a day.

[All-American-Badass]

Death by car exhaust, and make the car a 1969 dodge charger.

[Ryanson]

At 1/3/11 01:12 AM, Spackled wrote:

At 1/3/11 01:08 AM, The777Demon wrote: shut up newfag.

You tell him.

Death by STFU

[Spackled]

At 1/3/11 01:32 AM, ryanson209 wrote:

At 1/3/11 01:12 AM, Spackled wrote:

At 1/3/11 01:08 AM, The777Demon wrote: shut up newfag.

You tell him.

Death by STFU

Genius.

[Gerbil]

The stick

[DM692]

Death by starvation.

The victim is restrained to a wall/bed in a room, and a tube with a large supply of water is run to his/her mouth, but no food will be provided.

Inspired by the movie Hunger.

[TheBoyOfAges]

Am I the only person here with a "Death by SNU SNU" pic? Well here you all go.

Anyway my idea is....

Death by liquid nitrogen from the bottom up of the body.

now that's dark

[alfraydo]

At 1/3/11 01:38 AM, Gerbil wrote: The stick

Oh dear lord! NOT THE STICK!

D:

[Falonefal]

Put someone in a metal box which seals completely with air holes at the top for breathing (obviously)
Under this metal box there are gasburners.

Subject is put into metal box, and the burners are turned on, slowly making the subject more and more edible by the minute.

[BogKid]

Death by sitcoms?
You could have your eyelids glued so you couldn't blink and you would have to watch reruns off the same episode of a really bad sitcom....

[Light]

Getting shot by a rocket launcher like that guy from the movie "Kickass'.

[DarkMatter]

At 1/3/11 12:30 AM, Gagsy wrote:

I say bring back the Guillotine.

Since we're inventing new things, I say we use a Guillotine with a chainsaw blade, FOR THE EMPEROR =3

[Spackled]

At 1/3/11 01:52 AM, BogKid wrote: Death by sitcoms?
You could have your eyelids glued so you couldn't blink and you would have to watch reruns off the same episode of a really bad sitcom....

Like this?