See ya, sperm count.

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

I finally obtained a pair of skinny jeans. I have a feeling such attire will reduce my sperm count.

Lol amuhrite?

[GamesArmor]

Congrats at having the occasional passerby think you to be gay.

[DevilTheory]

I used to wear that shit to.

Feels good man...

[platypuspwn]

You're not gonna be needing your sperm, you fucking tool.

[Killerhammer]

At 1/2/11 06:34 PM, GamesArmor wrote: Congrats at having the occasional passerby think you to be gay.

This has so bad grammar i don't even think

[slayer1029]

At 1/2/11 06:33 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: I finally obtained a pair of skinny jeans. I have a feeling such attire will reduce my sperm count.

Lol amuhrite?

Your way to happy considering you just sentenced your testicles to death.

[CalvinGodly]

Combine skinny jeans with Hollister.

[6r0undZ3r0]

I wonder if those are proven contraceptives....

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

At 1/2/11 06:34 PM, GamesArmor wrote: Congrats at having the occasional passerby think you to be gay.

Plus the way my humor is with my friends, all kinds of people already think such things. Nothing wrong with joking about being gay, and not being gay.

[camobch0]

All I ever wear are skinnies or sweats.

[Kashi]

Why did you buy skinny jeans?

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

At 1/2/11 06:35 PM, platypuspwn wrote: You're not gonna be needing your sperm, you fucking tool.

Ouch

[DynTravi]

At 1/2/11 06:35 PM, Killerhammer wrote:

At 1/2/11 06:34 PM, GamesArmor wrote: Congrats at having the occasional passerby think you to be gay.

This has so bad grammar i don't even think

I highly dislike grammar Nazis...
As for your penis compression pants, I think that would be a bad idea especially if you want children.

[AZBull]

At 1/2/11 06:37 PM, Kakashi1930 wrote: Why did you buy skinny jeans?

Exactly. Being serious, tight/skinny jeans don't go good on any physique except for a skinny one. I hope your skinny. The alternative to tight/skinny jeans is Slim Straight. Try that for size instead, OP.

[Dromedary]

At 1/2/11 06:35 PM, Killerhammer wrote:

At 1/2/11 06:34 PM, GamesArmor wrote: Congrats at having the occasional passerby think you to be gay.

This has so bad grammar i don't even think

You know it.

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

At 1/2/11 06:45 PM, AZBull wrote: The alternative to tight/skinny jeans is Slim Straight. Try that for size instead, OP.

I tried Slim Straight, and they looked okay. I'm not skinny, I'm actually not too tall, and not skinny or fat. I can pull the skinny jeans look off, though

[DynTravi]

At 1/2/11 06:51 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote:

At 1/2/11 06:45 PM, AZBull wrote: The alternative to tight/skinny jeans is Slim Straight. Try that for size instead, OP.

I tried Slim Straight, and they looked okay. I'm not skinny, I'm actually not too tall, and not skinny or fat. I can pull the skinny jeans look off, though

You can pull it off but can your testicles pull it off?

[AZBull]

At 1/2/11 06:51 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote:

At 1/2/11 06:45 PM, AZBull wrote: The alternative to tight/skinny jeans is Slim Straight. Try that for size instead, OP.

I tried Slim Straight, and they looked okay. I'm not skinny, I'm actually not too tall, and not skinny or fat. I can pull the skinny jeans look off, though

I'd have to see a picture of you with them on to accurately judge ;)

But really, so you have an average bodyset?

[SpaceWhale]

I have one pair of skinny jeans.
I wore them once.

Never again.

I'm not even fat.

[DynTravi]

At 1/2/11 06:54 PM, Crayzorder wrote: Why do people wear them? I don't fucking understand, someone please explain.

Because they think its fashionable.....Not a hard concept.

[Yrtnej]

Don't worry guys, it's okay. He shouldn't have a problem wearing skinny jeans, seeing as his penis is about the size of a AA battery, anyway.

Balls are about the size of SweetTarts.

[kiljoy96]

Unless it's skin tight and you wear it at your bellybutton, you should be fine.

[Lunaful]

No man looks good in skinny jeans. I really wished skinny jeans were female only item of clothing.

[AlphaCentauri]

One time this girl was talking about how her pants didn't fit her. I tried them on and they fit me. She felt horrible, I got to keep the pants.

[Rude-Awakening]

At 1/2/11 06:35 PM, platypuspwn wrote: You're not gonna be needing your sperm, you fucking tool.

That was pretty good sir. Kudos.

[megakill]

At 1/2/11 08:20 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: One time this girl was talking about how her pants didn't fit her. I tried them on and they fit me. She felt horrible, I got to keep the pants.

Fucking score!

High-five...

[GamesArmor]

At 1/2/11 08:20 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: One time this girl was talking about how her pants didn't fit her. I tried them on and they fit me. She felt horrible, I got to keep the pants.

You got in her pants?

[Lunaful]

At 1/2/11 08:43 PM, GamesArmor wrote:

At 1/2/11 08:20 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: One time this girl was talking about how her pants didn't fit her. I tried them on and they fit me. She felt horrible, I got to keep the pants.

You got in her pants?

Haha never thought of it that way.

[Kashi]

I mean, I'm not fat. I am really skinny. Skinny jeans aren't skinny on me. I'm completely cereal.
But they are just fucking retarded.
Especially on guys.
Especially.
I wouldn't go out with a guy with skinny jeans. I would call him a douche and walk away.

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

At 1/2/11 07:08 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Don't worry guys, it's okay. He shouldn't have a problem wearing skinny jeans, seeing as his penis is about the size of a AA battery, anyway.

Balls are about the size of SweetTarts.

Quite a comment, guy I've never met