Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

I'm kind of going to go with FBI on this one. The girl knows she's pretty and it's pretty obvious that the majority basis of this thread is for attention. Also, her eyebrows have been getting on my nerves, they look fake as hell. But seriously folks, it is pretty sad.

At 1/31/11 10:12 PM, WallofYawn wrote:

Whats the best men clothing to wear now a days?

Do what I do bro. Open up Maxim magazine. Look at what they're wearing for ideas and imagine what looks best on you, and what brings out your most attractive features. Also pay attention to other men that dress nice walking around. How do they layer their colors, how does it bring out their eye-color/hair color? etc.

Also, having your clothes fit does wonders. You can't go wrong with a fitted suit.

Well, maybe maxim's mostly pics of women now, but, any men's magazine will work. Macy's catalog is also good.

At 1/3/11 03:15 PM, Struggle wrote:

At 1/3/11 12:06 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Awh, she is super pretty, my question isn't a girl problem question, why doesn't your girlfriend make a Ng account?

i dont really like computers. i dont go on it ever really i'd rather do outdoor stuff or paint or something. my boyfriend's on it enough anyway.

The post is a lie. A LIIIIIEEE!

That is one fine tail you got there. Damn.

okay, so, i think i'm doing this right. hopefully this post ends up where i want it to=/
i'm really really new at this site and my boyfriend has helped me out a lot but he's not here right now and he's totally gonna ask my why im writing all of this but i basicially just wanted to say that i'd really appreciate keeping this thread to advice, i mean there is a surprising amount of nice people standing up for me on here ( Zerok, Masheenh3ad etc) but even i wouldn't have guessed how incredibly rude some of you are. Stop making newgrounds look bad.

Any who, My boyfriend and i are best friends:D our relationship is very funny, we're both really funny people.
what we do in our own time however should have no concern to you, i go on here to create an amusing thread and help those who are too scared to or don't have other females to ask questions to. if you have other people to talk to... by all means... talk to them! i am in no way saying i am superior i am just having some fun, at least i don't go on here faithfully and spend my time making people feel like shit.
helping>making fun of people.

Also i know this is long but i'm putting it out there now that i have been forced into a lot of situations that make me uncomfortable with all of these "whore" remarks. you obviously know nothing about me so i dont expect you to "care" why this would make me upset but it's something i'd really prefer not to hear.
Again, Me helping guys with common advice> You making fun of people for 12 hours a day.

And i don't think i need to mention anymore about the push up bra, if you knew anything about bra sizes you would know push up bras don't get produced for DD's. And for the clothes i wear, really i could wear a turtle neck or a bathing suit and either way you would be able to tell i have a larger chest. unless i'm expected to wear shirts 2XL.
And if you knew anything about relationships you would understand that couples do funny and entertaining things to please one another sometimes. This is called a balanced healthy relationship.

Struggle hangs out while i do my paintings and watch sappy movies, and in return i do some entertaining threads on a website he likes.
All i'm asking is to keep. this. thread. to. advice.
that is all :)

THIS IS SO LONG. im sorry. i'm a girl, i rant while i eat chocolate.
but i just had to answer this now
in response to DEW
Don't. sex is so overrated dont get me started.
in my opinion, hooking up should never exist.
if you are in a relationship with somebody over a year... yeah you can make love to them.
not "fuck" fucking is what animals do to reproduce. it's disgusting.
Girls always have self esteem issues especially depending on their past of abuse
but everyone is different and keep being genuine yourself and you should have no trouble finding someone genuine in return.
Its so hard to comment on this because its literally different in every situation.
i don't necessarily agree with the last parts of what "Wall of Yawn" is saying.
just to show the diversity i guess, none of what was said about "hot girls" applies to me.
that is assuming i would fall under that catagory. i just want to show that if people actually take the time to GET TO KNOW somebody, you can find a lot that will satisfy you. its not always about looks.

Also lol i take pride in my eyebrows it look me a lot of years to grow them back, so i attached a picture to show they are real!
weird picture though they look ultra cury lol

Good for you :)
Don't let these guys upset you :)

At 2/2/11 10:51 AM, AshleKetchem wrote: Good for you :)
Don't let these guys upset you :)

Gah! i'm actually so happy you said this :D
thank you thank you thank you!

At 2/2/11 10:54 AM, coooooral wrote:

At 2/2/11 10:51 AM, AshleKetchem wrote: Good for you :)
Don't let these guys upset you :)

Gah! i'm actually so happy you said this :D
thank you thank you thank you!

Aww :)
Being a girl on the Internet as well... I know how you feel.
Especially after making some wrong choices

At 2/2/11 11:01 AM, EjitinRogueForm wrote:

At 2/2/11 10:55 AM, AshleKetchem wrote: Especially after making some wrong choices

Hey screw you.

Why?

At 2/2/11 11:08 AM, AshleKetchem wrote:

At 2/2/11 11:01 AM, EjitinRogueForm wrote:

At 2/2/11 10:55 AM, AshleKetchem wrote: Especially after making some wrong choices

Hey screw you.

Why?

quit +1 posting

At 2/2/11 11:22 AM, Drony wrote:

At 2/2/11 11:08 AM, AshleKetchem wrote:

At 2/2/11 11:01 AM, EjitinRogueForm wrote:

At 2/2/11 10:55 AM, AshleKetchem wrote: Especially after making some wrong choices

Hey screw you.

Why?

quit +1 posting

+1 posting?
I'm assuming you meant, when I forgot to attach the picture to the original post that was trying to attach it to?

At 2/2/11 10:44 AM, coooooral wrote: girly rant

u rage u lose

Serious question:
Do you know how to use punctuation?

Question: Why no girl lickes me? I don't want to be rude but only the really ugly ones seems to like me. They say that I'm pretty quite but nobody want's an relationship with me. You can check out an picture with me at my profile page, if you think I'm ugly just say it.

Also can I please have my username on an banner?

At 2/2/11 12:57 PM, Tetris wrote:

At 2/2/11 12:55 PM, Love4Arias wrote: Not everyone on newgrounds is an ugly nerd like most of he people in this topic.

Sadly, you're one of the ugly nerds.

And you're a teen pop icon if your profile pic is actually you.

Bitch calling nerds ugly.

Serious question, when you said this.....

At 2/2/11 10:44 AM, coooooral wrote:

THIS IS SO LONG. im sorry. i'm a girl, i rant while i eat chocolate.

Would you mind sharing some?

I haven't looked through this entire thread so sorry if this has been answered before, but serious question:

How should a guy approach a girl he likes but doesn't really know at all and hasn't really ever talked to her? I danced with her one time around a month ago and we kiss each other's cheeks when we say hi, but that's the only interaction I've really had with her. Oh, and she's in one class of mine, but we pretty much across the room from each other.

At 2/2/11 04:44 PM, Guardian-Angel wrote: I haven't looked through this entire thread so sorry if this has been answered before, but serious question:

How should a guy approach a girl he likes but doesn't really know at all and hasn't really ever talked to her?

I know you want advice from her and all, But I think I might have some advice for you sir.
Inb4 you're a nerd, fuck you know? I have had girlfriends, thanks, longest relationship was two years.

The best advice I could give you would probably be to just continue what you normally do untill you feel the time is at its best, after all, I don't think women like the whole upfront " I want to date you so bad " thing. I would assume she enjoys your company so try to hang out with her a little more. Just don't be a leech, it might get wierd for her. If this is not the case, hopefully Struggle's Girlfriend can shed some light on this situation.

Hi, I have a serious question that actually seems important to me.

There's this girl in the year below me at school, she's pretty good looking and I'm toying with trying to go out with her. At the moment I have very little to do with her. I've been to a bar with her and a friend of hers and a friend of mine, but we didn't talk a lot. Just some friendly chatting, overall I think I left a decent first impression. However, I have a suspicion (a pretty weak suspicion) that she might be attracted to me. I might just have imagined this, but I saw her at school once and as I was walking by she said hello by calling out my name in what seemed to be a pretty optimistic tone. I said "hi" and moved on. Regardless of whether this meant anything, I'd at least like to hang out with her a bit so that I can see if my suspicion was just a false alarm or whether I might actually have a chance with her.

So here are my questions: How can I accomplish hanging out with her? I have a couple of friends who hang out with her at school sometimes,although they're not my closest friends. It would seem slightly odd to me to just hang out with them a lot more.Also since they're in a different year they have their free lessons at different times than I have, which limits the time I can attempt anything. I've thought of going out with her and that friend of mine again, but I don't really know how I should go about this.

Second question is: Generally how do I go about getting into situations from which a relationship can begin? I think I'm reasonably good looking,but I never seem to get to know girls, I just never seem to get into contact with girls very much and the ones I have closer contact with are not the ones I want a relationship with. I really have very few female friends and I don't know how to get more very well.

I hope you answer this I'm really quite excited to hear what you have to say.

PS: You're beautiful and I like your BFs t-shirt (Dead Kennedys).

Please try to take my question serious.

Should women get angry/upset for guys looking at their boobs and/or ass? especially when they wear low cut shirts so cleavage is shown, or have words on the ass of the pants?

i thought of this question because of your awesome rack. you have amazing tits. But what really makes a nice pair of tits stand out is the beautiful face, and youve got the whole package. i got a boner.

Alright, my last mature post about taking risks and skydiving got deleted for whatever fucked up reason. So I'll just ask this - As a woman, what are your goals in life? What are your dreams and what would you like to die for the rest of your life and why?

At 1/2/11 05:33 PM, Struggle wrote: I convinced my girlfriend to do this thread with me. lol.
Having trouble with girls? A general question for/about girls? Any questions regarding anything she'll give you her best advice possible.
Who's first?

And just so you know it's my girlfriend most of them will be answered like this:

how do i engage in a conversation with girl that i find attractive but i haven't known her for long so i don't know very much about her so how will i be able to get to know her better and maybe get her interested in me

My girlfriend constantly starts fights with me because she mistakenly believes I look at other women. She extends this behaviour to any news story, TV show or youtube clip that has any content that a Puritan priest would deem 'sexy'.

She knows this is a problem and thinks she's trying to deal with it, but she just did it again a few minutes ago. I was looking at a little kid toddling around and she came up behind me and said 'what are you looking at?' in an aggressive voice. I said I was looking at the little kid and she said 'no, that woman'. I pointed out the woman behind the little kid and said 'that one'? but she pointed to some skinny blonde that isn't my type but would be a lot of other guy's and said 'no you're fucking staring at her'. And then obv I get pissed off cos she does this shit all the time

for instance

Do you place a heavy importance on Valentine's Day? Like do you expect your boyfriend to do something romantic with you just because of the date? My philosophy is that it means more if it is unexpected, so I put more effort into those random expressions than the expected ones on Valentine's Day. Just curious on your opinion.