I Need More Whiskey For This...

[Kinsei]

No, really I do...

OK time for me to join the rest of the whores on the street, but in a different fashion.

As with most other whores in the business, I have my reasons for being here. Some want money, some want pleasure, others want pain, I want fame. I want to get to the top of the Art Reviewers list, and you guys are going to help me get there.

hey everyone needs some one to step on, right?

So here it is, Im going to become a review whore. You guys bring me art, Ill review it.
Simple enough, but there are some rules, you know, like some Asian chicks have a no tentacle rule.
Rules:
~I wont be reviewing in the thread. When you want something reviewed you Post the picture using the include picture box, and include a link to the picture in the portal. I will not hunt down your profile, I will not hunt down the picture. Ill make a post replying to people when I have reviewed their pieces.
~If you want more than one picture reviewed, you must make a new post.
~I dont care if you are scouted or not, if its in the portal, Ill review it. Im not picky about my customers.
~I will be taking on 5 customers a day. If I choose to do more, then great, if not well, there is always tomorrow.
~I dont deal in hot goods. If I know the stuff is stolen, then I wont review it, but I will report it. Im sure the fuzz (mods) are already annoyed that I tend to have them on speed dial.
~Im only doing art reviews as a result of this, So dont ask about reviewing flash or audio or anything.

Those who know me, know Im pretty rough. So if your afraid of having a bruised ego, then Im not the whore for you. Regardless of me being harsh, I do try to give a solid review.

So what do you say you got a nickel to ride this Beast!

Review Whore
~Aka Kinsei

Link To portal Whore :P

[bigjonny13]

You cleaned up to whore? You're usually much harrier.

[Kinsei]

At 1/2/11 05:01 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: You cleaned up to whore? You're usually much harrier.

Meh, I'm one of those high class whores....
you know, for politicians and star athletes

[DemocracyFTW]

At 1/2/11 05:02 PM, Kinsei01 wrote:

At 1/2/11 05:01 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: You cleaned up to whore? You're usually much harrier.

Meh, I'm one of those high class whores....
you know, for politicians and star athletes

*escort*

[Ashman]

At 1/2/11 04:59 PM, Kinsei01 wrote: Link To portal Whore :P

id hit that....wait a minute, only reviews, you suck as a whore, your just a stat whore

[Kashi]

I love you Kinsei.
If I could, I would ask you to review all of my pieces, but idk if that would happen... :3
Pretty please?

But all jokes aside, I would really like if you would critique my Friday Flood pic.
Thanks!

Also, smart thinking Kinsei. I don't know if you will be able to catch up in reviews to Shadman, but this is a good start!

[Kinsei]

At 1/2/11 05:19 PM, Ashman wrote: only reviews, you suck as a whore

Hey... gotta have standards

[bigjonny13]

At 1/2/11 05:21 PM, Kakashi1930 wrote:

Also, smart thinking Kinsei. I don't know if you will be able to catch up in reviews to Shadman, but this is a good start!

He can if he start's reviewing like shadman.
Ex/ I'd fuck that

[Kinsei]

At 1/2/11 05:21 PM, Kakashi1930 wrote: I love you Kinsei.
If I could, I would ask you to review all of my pieces, but idk if that would happen... :3
Pretty please?

Well, I could, but remember the rules.

~I wont be reviewing in the thread. When you want something reviewed you Post the picture using the include picture box, and include a link to the picture in the portal. I will not hunt down your profile, I will not hunt down the picture. Ill make a post replying to people when I have reviewed their pieces.
~If you want more than one picture reviewed, you must make a new post.

But all jokes aside, I would really like if you would critique my Friday Flood pic.
Thanks!

Ok Lass, Done. :3

At 1/2/11 05:30 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 1/2/11 05:21 PM, Kakashi1930 wrote:

Also, smart thinking Kinsei. I don't know if you will be able to catch up in reviews to Shadman, but this is a good start!

He can if he start's reviewing like shadman.

Shadman hasn't been doing much since he got in trouble. But even with his high number, If I keep up this high number of reviews then I can take him in a few months. Besides I have already been gaining about a hundred reviews a month already. Down side I don't think I could bring myself to review like shadman. One or two words just don't cut it unless the piece really, really blows me away.

Ex/ I'd fuck that

:3

[J-qb]

Id like you to review this:

[Kashi]

Oh btw Kinsei, I reviewed your whore pic.
I hope you don't mind the typos xD
Also, don't get mad. I was a bit mean :D
And thanks again for the review. :)

Go smileys! :3

[Kinsei]

At 1/2/11 05:46 PM, Kakashi1930 wrote: Oh btw Kinsei, I reviewed your whore pic.
I hope you don't mind the typos xD
Also, don't get mad. I was a bit mean :D
And thanks again for the review. :)

Go smileys! :3

You call that Mean? I have had tattoos licked on by kittens that were more harsh that that :P

[Joshsouza]

Right here. Probably one of my best.

[gmanthesandwhichking]

Sha sha sha BAM!
It's an old pic, but hey, it'll help your goal.

[Fifty-50]

Review this one. Please.

[M-Vero]

Sharks wrestli....wait huh?

[Luxembourg]

Review it. Pretty please!
Not asking for kid gloves, but bear in mind, this is only my second time using real paints (ever).

[Spags]

Is it sad that I knew this thread was by you by the title alone lol?

[Snowman]

At 1/2/11 05:02 PM, Kinsei01 wrote: Meh, I'm one of those high class whores....

How Much do you charge?

ive actually always wanted someone to take a deeper look at this

[Kinsei]

At 1/2/11 07:54 PM, Joshsouza wrote: Right here. Probably one of my best.

Got you taken care of.

At 1/2/11 08:26 PM, gmanthesandwhichking wrote: Sha sha sha BAM!
It's an old pic, but hey, it'll help your goal.

Every little bit helps, one or two more steam boat willies and We'll have that kidney in no time.

At 1/2/11 08:36 PM, Fifty-50 wrote: Review this one. Please.

And oldie huh, Sure I have no problem with that, But most of what I said you have already learned, and learned well I might add.

At 1/2/11 09:26 PM, M-Vero wrote: Sharks wrestli....wait huh?

AH! Gotcha!

At 1/2/11 09:32 PM, Luxembourg wrote: Review it. Pretty please!

Done and done. Work on those lighting bits my man.

At 1/2/11 09:34 PM, Spaghetti14 wrote: Is it sad that I knew this thread was by you by the title alone lol?

I have truly left my mark on the forum, haven't I....

At 1/2/11 09:45 PM, Snowman wrote: How Much do you charge?

I may be high class, but I'm still pretty cheap :P

And I'm caught up!.

Not bad for a first day.
I'll be on the street corner tomorrow, I promise. Hopefully I'll be able to do them as they come this time.

[Fifty-50]

At 1/3/11 04:54 AM, Kinsei01 wrote:

At 1/2/11 08:36 PM, Fifty-50 wrote: Review this one. Please.

And oldie huh, Sure I have no problem with that, But most of what I said you have already learned, and learned well I might add.

Well, I wanted to feel nostalgic. What it would be like back in those days. Thank you Kinsei.

[Jow279]

Here's one of my drawings. really old, but as it seens, the one ppl like the most..
Linky

[Kinsei]

At 1/3/11 07:23 AM, Todayn wrote: I like the sylogistic ways in that the proslytization of the gentleman from his alcohol as a woman represent the incompatability of society with non-traditional mores.

Wait... What.... something about booze and women?
if that is the case then sure :D

At 1/3/11 09:19 AM, Jow279 wrote: Linky

May the (Tri)force be with you.... :P

[Jow279]

At 1/3/11 02:01 PM, Kinsei01 wrote:

Linky

May the (Tri)force be with you.... :P

Thanks man, that was a really good critic. Can i ask for another review ? this drawing has a totally different style so i'm not sure which style i should go for, or if i just should be ramdom . that's why i want it to be reviewed too ..
Screw Collab Entry 1

[Kinsei]

At 1/3/11 02:26 PM, Jow279 wrote:

At 1/3/11 02:01 PM, Kinsei01 wrote:

Linky

May the (Tri)force be with you.... :P

Thanks man, that was a really good critic. Can i ask for another review ? this drawing has a totally different style so i'm not sure which style i should go for, or if i just should be ramdom . that's why i want it to be reviewed too ..
Screw Collab Entry 1

Don't worry so much about setting in to a style. You can always change styles. Allowing yourself to think that you chose a style and have to stick with it is a slippery slope to doom my friend. Sure in the end you'll find yourself using one more than another, Just don't let it confine you.

[Felis]

Review this.

If you aren't Kinei, pretend that link doesn't exist.

[Kinsei]

At 1/3/11 08:01 PM, Felis wrote: Review this.

If you aren't Kinei, pretend that link doesn't exist.

Ahem.....

Rules:

But for you, Sure. It'll be done here in just a few min.. wait... done :P

[Luwano]

Alright, I was thinking which piece I should sacrifice to your humble quest. I decided to go for an older piece so my ego does not get bruised too much, since I can tell myself, that I improved in the meantime.

But honestly, I chose my B-Movie Poster entry, because I didn't get any feedback on it yet. I already know about most of the mistakes I made, but I'm sure you have some more useful hints and pointers for me at hand.

Enough talking:
Portal

B-Movie Poster Art Contest (Just in case)

[SUPAOWNER]

some gooooood stuff, and some not so good.

[Kinsei]

At 1/9/11 02:09 PM, Luwano wrote: B-Movie Poster Art Contest (Just in case)

I can't believe I missed this.
Sorry for the delay,
Got it.