Sound designer pickup lines

[Rig]

Baby, you make my heart beat faster than my MIDI world clock.

your turn

[megakill]

Is than an AKG C1000 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[ZStriefel]

Nice inputs.

[megakill]

Girl, I know just how to master your moan!

[FairSquare]

Hey babe, I have a feeling i'm going to get delayed by you tonight.

[acmeDyne]

I'd really like to compress your peaks.

[Rig]

I need to record some squeaky bedsprings...wanna give me a hand?

[megakill]

How'd you like to check out the acoustics in the back of my van?

that ones a bit rapey...

[xKore]

Want to see my 1/4 inch jack?

[acmeDyne]

Baby, I can make you scream like Wilhelm.

[Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud]

My microphone just went from condensed to dynamic.

[Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud]

If you come to my room, I can show you how to make some headroom on those eq curves.

You've got TWO inputs?! So you're stereo?

Let's go to the noise floor, that way no one will hear us.

Nice rack mount you've got there.

I know how to make your reverb really wet.

Do you mind if I put my tip into your ring? Oops, forgot the sleeve!

(No I didn't look these up)

[DJ-Chilvan]

How shall I arpeggiate my chord in your piano roll?

I know tonight may be too loud, but please try not to clip.

[Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud]

At 1/1/11 08:51 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: How shall I arpeggiate my chord in your piano roll?

Eh?

[djInTheDark]

Baby, I give a whole new meaning to XLR.

[DJ-Chilvan]

At 1/1/11 08:55 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote:

At 1/1/11 08:51 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: How shall I arpeggiate my chord in your piano roll?

Eh?

arpeggiate: to break a chord into a rhythmic pattern (thrusting in and out of a vagina)

piano roll: vagina. (kinda like how Missy Elliott refers to her pussy as a tootsie roll)

i hope it makes sense now

[Buoy]

haha, some of these are great.

At 1/1/11 08:51 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: How shall I arpeggiate my chord in your piano roll?

except this one. this one sucks, especially when explained

[Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud]

At 1/1/11 09:03 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote:
arpeggiate: to break a chord into a rhythmic pattern (thrusting in and out of a vagina)

piano roll: vagina. (kinda like how Missy Elliott refers to her pussy as a tootsie roll)

i hope it makes sense now

WAAAY too indepth to understand at first.

[Rig]

I can make you moan in 24/192.

[Krank]

I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?

Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?

Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.

Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?

Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.

I'd like to finger your fret board.

How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.

The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...

I'd tap that snare drum.

Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?

How 'bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets

hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home

you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!

let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!

Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

I want to make you tremolo.

Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

I want to rosin your bow.

How many positions can you get into?

The cello is the sexiest instrument: its large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.

Im gonna make you go up an octave

I want to make you hit a high note.

Can I play with your tremolo arm?

I want to go up and down all your scales.

baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!

I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you

Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby

Lets have a tonic and get to your root

Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher

Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

Are you a piano, or a forte?

There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

It would be great to rallentando floor with you.

So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?

You make me crescendo.

I'll let you be the dominant.

You're great on the sax, how about an encore?

You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs

I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long

Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

Are you a piano, or a forte?

It would be great to rallentando floor with you.

So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?

You make me crescendo.

I'll let you be the dominant.

You're great on the sax, how about an encore?

You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

Hey baby...I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!

am i cool yet

[Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud]

At 1/1/11 09:27 PM, Bjra wrote:

am i cool yet

He said sound designer, not composer jokes.

Ba-dum tish!

[DJ-Chilvan]

At 1/1/11 09:05 PM, SBB wrote: haha, some of these are great.

At 1/1/11 08:51 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: How shall I arpeggiate my chord in your piano roll?

except this one. this one sucks, especially when explained

lol, im not really good at being creative with this stuffXD

[paradimensional]

At 1/1/11 09:27 PM, Bjra wrote: godly words

I worship you

[Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud]

At 1/1/11 10:10 PM, paradimensional wrote:

At 1/1/11 09:27 PM, Bjra wrote: Google seached words

I worship you

Fixed.

[paradimensional]

At 1/1/11 10:25 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote:

At 1/1/11 10:10 PM, paradimensional wrote:

At 1/1/11 09:27 PM, Bjra wrote: Google seached words

I worship you

Fixed.

*googles thread title*
dammit...

[Cross666]

Baby my chode gets hard much faster with you than when I'm dicking my subwoofer while listening to dubstep.

[SteakJohnson]

Baby you've got more curves than an amateur's equalizer preset

[boney-man]

Can I sample your body?

[Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud]

At 1/1/11 10:42 PM, Cross666 wrote: Baby my chode gets hard much faster with you than when I'm dicking my subwoofer while listening to dubstep.

Why, I don't know, but it's horribly sad and funny.

[SteakJohnson]

At 1/1/11 10:42 PM, Cross666 wrote: Baby my chode gets hard much faster with you than when I'm dicking my subwoofer while listening to dubstep.

its not that... medically... surprising