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Sound designer pickup lines

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Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 19:07:05


Baby, you make my heart beat faster than my MIDI world clock.

your turn

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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 19:09:43


Is than an AKG C1000 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 19:17:10


Girl, I know just how to master your moan!

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 19:24:06


Hey babe, I have a feeling i'm going to get delayed by you tonight.


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 19:34:14


I'd really like to compress your peaks.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 19:35:01


I need to record some squeaky bedsprings...wanna give me a hand?


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 19:38:47


How'd you like to check out the acoustics in the back of my van?

that ones a bit rapey...

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 19:43:28


Want to see my 1/4 inch jack?

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 19:56:55


Baby, I can make you scream like Wilhelm.

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 20:20:37


My microphone just went from condensed to dynamic.


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 20:32:29


If you come to my room, I can show you how to make some headroom on those eq curves.

You've got TWO inputs?! So you're stereo?

Let's go to the noise floor, that way no one will hear us.

Nice rack mount you've got there.

I know how to make your reverb really wet.

Do you mind if I put my tip into your ring? Oops, forgot the sleeve!

(No I didn't look these up)


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 20:51:59


How shall I arpeggiate my chord in your piano roll?

I know tonight may be too loud, but please try not to clip.


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 20:55:50


At 1/1/11 08:51 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: How shall I arpeggiate my chord in your piano roll?

Eh?


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 21:03:11


Baby, I give a whole new meaning to XLR.


The Main Thing is to keep the Main, Thing the Main Thing.

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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 21:03:57


At 1/1/11 08:55 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote:
At 1/1/11 08:51 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: How shall I arpeggiate my chord in your piano roll?
Eh?

arpeggiate: to break a chord into a rhythmic pattern (thrusting in and out of a vagina)

piano roll: vagina. (kinda like how Missy Elliott refers to her pussy as a tootsie roll)

i hope it makes sense now


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 21:05:28


haha, some of these are great.

At 1/1/11 08:51 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: How shall I arpeggiate my chord in your piano roll?

except this one. this one sucks, especially when explained

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 21:11:49


At 1/1/11 09:03 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote:
arpeggiate: to break a chord into a rhythmic pattern (thrusting in and out of a vagina)

piano roll: vagina. (kinda like how Missy Elliott refers to her pussy as a tootsie roll)

i hope it makes sense now

WAAAY too indepth to understand at first.


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 21:25:51


I can make you moan in 24/192.


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 21:40:26


At 1/1/11 09:27 PM, Bjra wrote:
am i cool yet

He said sound designer, not composer jokes.

Ba-dum tish!

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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 21:52:28


At 1/1/11 09:05 PM, SBB wrote: haha, some of these are great.

At 1/1/11 08:51 PM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: How shall I arpeggiate my chord in your piano roll?
except this one. this one sucks, especially when explained

lol, im not really good at being creative with this stuffXD


Check out my new track Tokyo Pop and my hit: Our Nova Pt. 2.

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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 22:10:08


At 1/1/11 09:27 PM, Bjra wrote: godly words

I worship you

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 22:25:26


At 1/1/11 10:10 PM, paradimensional wrote:
At 1/1/11 09:27 PM, Bjra wrote: Google seached words
I worship you

Fixed.


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 22:31:49


At 1/1/11 10:25 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote:
At 1/1/11 10:10 PM, paradimensional wrote:
At 1/1/11 09:27 PM, Bjra wrote: Google seached words
I worship you
Fixed.

*googles thread title*
dammit...

Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 22:42:11


Baby my chode gets hard much faster with you than when I'm dicking my subwoofer while listening to dubstep.


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 22:45:35


Baby you've got more curves than an amateur's equalizer preset


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 22:47:10


Can I sample your body?


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 22:50:48


At 1/1/11 10:42 PM, Cross666 wrote: Baby my chode gets hard much faster with you than when I'm dicking my subwoofer while listening to dubstep.

Why, I don't know, but it's horribly sad and funny.


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 23:25:09


At 1/1/11 10:42 PM, Cross666 wrote: Baby my chode gets hard much faster with you than when I'm dicking my subwoofer while listening to dubstep.

its not that... medically... surprising


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-01 23:34:01


At 1/1/11 11:30 PM, Bjra wrote: alright alright, let me try making one up.

hey baby, can I sidechain your vagina

Oh gosh, that sounds painful! Stick to copypasta.


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Response to Sound designer pickup lines 2011-01-02 04:07:06


Can I rewire you into being my VST host?

oh god I'm worse than copypastbjra