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Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:40:21 Reply

Spiders in Australia occassionally hide in clothes, they use it as a form of shelter. I've been bitten 3 times by Huntsman spiders hiding in my clothes, they're not poisoness, but it's annoying.

Today this was hiding in a shirt I put on. It didn't bite me, just crawled up my back, out my shirt and jumped off my shoulder onto the floor where it then crawled up my stairs banister.

Obviously I took pictures, caught it and took some more. There's no size comparison, but I would say spread out it was a good 7-8 inches. cockjoke.

Oddly enough it was on my back/in my shirt for a good few minutes before it moved.

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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:41:59 Reply

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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:42:21 Reply

What was in that cup before the spider?

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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:42:37 Reply

FUUUUU Kill it with fire!! (Or gold spraypaint)

Dude, seriously, that shit was in your clothes?? Fuck Australia.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:42:39 Reply

This is why Australia sucks.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:43:36 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:42 PM, squirrelking69 wrote: What was in that cup before the spider?

It was just dirty.

Chocolate milk powder.

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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:43:49 Reply

Your walls are blue. Whoa that is extremely gay.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:44:03 Reply

Eww that thing looks nasty, I found one crawling up my leg once slightly smaller than that but with big hairy legs, I just felt down my jeans, pulled my had out and saw a big hairy spider so I launched it across the room, then it ran off and hid under my chair. Now I always check my clothing before wearing it if its left on the floor and get paranoid about any movement under my clothes (99% of the time its just my hairs moving).


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:45:11 Reply

Why on Earth would one of the most terrifying and horrible of Mother Nature's creations being on your BARE FUCKING BACK warrant a smiley face emoticon?


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:46:02 Reply

She was laying eggs on your back. You are the father


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:47:14 Reply

Wow, I could not deal with that because I am pretty scared of spiders.

Well I guess you get used to it after a while.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:48:13 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:43 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote:
At 12/30/10 07:42 PM, squirrelking69 wrote: What was in that cup before the spider?
It was just dirty.

Chocolate milk powder.

You should have poured water on it and made chocolate spider :D

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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:48:17 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:43 PM, orangekiller wrote: Your walls are blue. Whoa that is extremely gay.

I would really like to know how having blue walls makes you homosexual, or how having blue walls can be connected in any way to the concept of homosexuality.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:51:48 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:43 PM, orangekiller wrote: Your walls are blue. Whoa that is extremely gay.

blue is not a gay color...


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:52:55 Reply

MOTHER FUCKING AAAGGHHHH!
I didn't know there would be pictures!

If one of those was in my clothes I would not stop running until I collapsed into dust.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:53:56 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:52 PM, Shmossy wrote: MOTHER FUCKING AAAGGHHHH!
I didn't know there would be pictures!

If one of those was in my clothes I would not stop running until I collapsed into dust.

You would have to get naked first, or else it would just run with you

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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:54:27 Reply

Wow you were calm during this? I personally would have freaked the fuck out.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 19:56:14 Reply

That's a kickass looking spider. Did you keep it as a pet?

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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 20:00:59 Reply

That would traumatize me.
Every time I find a spider somewhere I become paranoid about that area. Mainly the shower.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 20:01:39 Reply

Holy fuck weren't you freaked out? That thing is enormous....for my spider tastes, anything bigger than the tip of my finger is too damn big.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 20:04:31 Reply

Wait guys the spider should his pet!


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 20:14:04 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:54 PM, Bryan wrote: Wow you were calm during this? I personally would have freaked the fuck out.

It startled me and I jumped out of it's way. Not trying to play the stereotypical 'Tough Guy Aussie' but you really get used to them after a while.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 20:14:30 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:40 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Today this was hiding in a shirt I put on. It didn't bite me, just crawled up my back, out my shirt and jumped off my shoulder onto the floor where it then crawled up my stairs banister.

Keyword 'just'

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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 20:17:25 Reply

At 12/30/10 08:14 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: It startled me and I jumped out of it's way. Not trying to play the stereotypical 'Tough Guy Aussie' but you really get used to them after a while.

Anywhere you livewhere you get heavy spider traffic you get used to them. I'm used to Black Widows living under the shed in my back yard.

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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 20:20:12 Reply

At 12/30/10 08:17 PM, KillerSkull wrote: Anywhere you livewhere you get heavy spider traffic you get used to them. I'm used to Black Widows living under the shed in my back yard.

Personally I'd flip out if I caught one of them in my clothes. They can actually hurt you.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 21:45:24 Reply

guess you could say that the spider just wanted to be 2good2b4gotten..

im sorry :(

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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 21:48:30 Reply

There was a roach on m clothes, and when I saw it creeping up I freaked the fuck out. I act all manly, unless these bugs take me by surprise.

Thankfully, my dog was there to eat the bug. Err, I just made sure he didn't lick me afterwards or anything.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 21:50:45 Reply

If that happened to me, it would literally be the most terrifying experience of my life. I'd have ran as far away from that thing as I possibly could, yet you linger around to take pictures and catch the thing.

You are a brave man indeed.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 22:12:19 Reply

It's funny how we're afraid of spiders that are 100X or more smaller than us. Talk about the elephant being scared of the mouse. But yes I am also scared of spiders. If they are closer than 5ft away from me, or are less than 2ft from my direction while they are on the ceiling I start getting paranoid and constantly look at them. Though in the summer I'm kinda used to them. And the spiders that sit on their webs, I like to poke their buts. They just scrunch up until I go away.


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Response to Spider In My Clothes 2010-12-30 22:27:17 Reply

I'm itchy.