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2012 2010-12-30 18:48:13 Reply

(This is what a friend of mine joked about how the mayans guessed 2012) The mayans practiced time travel to see the events in the future. But when they went to 2012 they lost their power to time travel and get stuck in the future. They couldn't go back to the past to change the calender and thats why it ended. Make the most fucked upped reason why the calender ended on 2012.


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 18:49:17 Reply

So I'll never graduate high school.


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 18:49:50 Reply

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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 18:50:43 Reply

The Mayans were trying to be funny so they deliberately ended their calendar on the year 2012 to scare someone in the future.


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 18:52:55 Reply

Brb, creating endless calendar.

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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:15:16 Reply

At 12/30/10 06:50 PM, VinnyXY wrote: The Mayans were trying to be funny so they deliberately ended their calendar on the year 2012 to scare someone in the future.

Come on, they just got bored. "Hell, we're not gonna live that long, just draw the line and end it already."

On the bright side, if I'm wrong, no-one will be around to point the finger and say "Coop, I told you so!"


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:16:43 Reply

Maybe they just ran out of ink.

Think about it.

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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:20:11 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:15 PM, Coop wrote: Come on, they just got bored. "Hell, we're not gonna live that long, just draw the line and end it already."

On the bright side, if I'm wrong, no-one will be around to point the finger and say "Coop, I told you so!"

I'm from the future and we all died - well, aside form a select few who went into the time machine. In 2011, I become a famous screenwriter - they needed me. So, allow me to say, "Coop, I told you so!".

Coop, I told you so!


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:21:26 Reply

It shall be the beginning of the WORLD WIDE ORGY.

Also something about all the Ben Franklin and Mark Twain impersonators going to war

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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:22:47 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:15 PM, Coop wrote: On the bright side, if I'm wrong, no-one will be around to point the finger and say "Coop, I told you so!"

Hey Coop! That's one way to look at things now isn't it?! Hahaha

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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:38:05 Reply

At 12/30/10 06:48 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: (This is what a friend of mine joked about how the mayans guessed 2012) The mayans practiced time travel to see the events in the future. But when they went to 2012 they lost their power to time travel and get stuck in the future. They couldn't go back to the past to change the calender and thats why it ended. Make the most fucked upped reason why the calender ended on 2012.

Your waaayyyy behind...
recently we found out that we misread the calendar so 2012 is not the end
It wont be for another hundreds or thousands of years


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:40:55 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:15 PM, Coop wrote:
On the bright side, if I'm wrong, no-one will be around to point the finger and say "Coop, I told you so!"

You sir are a fucking brilliant


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:41:27 Reply

Remember when World War III started in November this year? Good times.

I wonder how many ends of the world I've lived through so far...


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:47:23 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:15 PM, Coop wrote:
At 12/30/10 06:50 PM, VinnyXY wrote: The Mayans were trying to be funny so they deliberately ended their calendar on the year 2012 to scare someone in the future.
Come on, they just got bored. "Hell, we're not gonna live that long, just draw the line and end it already."

That's the same principle behind the Year 2000 Problem. "Nobody is going to be using this machine ten years into the future and surely someone will fill this problem on other computers by then."

The only difference this time is that 2012 will have no effect on us rather than the few technical errors from the previous doomsday problem. The great thing is that this is going to happen again in 2038. We're going to have a ton of fun with our old 32-bit embedded systems and servers when January 19th, 2038 comes around.

Luckily, most home computers will be 64-bit by then.


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:48:26 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:16 PM, DP36 wrote: Maybe they just ran out of ink.

Think about it.

Wasn't it carved in stone?


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:51:05 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:48 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 12/30/10 07:16 PM, DP36 wrote: Maybe they just ran out of ink.

Think about it.
Wasn't it carved in stone?

With lava ink. You know how hard it is to get that?


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 19:59:17 Reply

I think they ran out of time/died off before they could finish/whatever. They have to stop the calendar somewhere, and it it was in like 100 years time then the people in 100 years time will be worried about 2112.


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 20:01:53 Reply

At 12/30/10 06:48 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: reason why the calender ended on 2012.

Because they got that far, just said fuck it, and gave up.


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 20:02:36 Reply

At 12/30/10 07:48 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 12/30/10 07:16 PM, DP36 wrote: Maybe they just ran out of ink.

Think about it.
Wasn't it carved in stone?

Maybe they just ran out of space, or stone.

I really think it's got to be that dumb of a reason, why else would they stop?

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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 20:23:00 Reply

2012 is not an apocalypse just an ordinary year

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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 21:55:52 Reply

The world is over as soon as I say it is, and not a moment sooner.


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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 22:03:53 Reply

Since I don't feeling like looking at all responses, sorry if this is redundant. The Mayans never predicted the end of the world, the calender ends, nothing in their writing said anything would happen, it just ends. The reason it ends? Well, if you didn't notice the Mayans don't exist anymore, meaning at somepoint it had to have ended because they all died so they couldn't exactly write any more.

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Response to 2012 2010-12-30 22:05:43 Reply

No, the world won't end in 2 years. We aren't that lucky.

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Response to 2012 2010-12-31 05:33:30 Reply

The world will finish in 2012 because the Chinese people will jump exactly at the same time and they'll make the biggest hole you can imagine, with the shape of China.


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Response to 2012 2010-12-31 05:35:48 Reply

Their computer crashed and they forgot to save their work.

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Response to 2012 2010-12-31 05:37:13 Reply

The mayans never mentioned anything about what would occure in the year 2012 actually, stupid people interpreted their calendar in such a way that, "when a calendar ends so do we!"


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Response to 2012 2010-12-31 05:42:33 Reply

Their stone ran out of space to scribble on.


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Response to 2012 2010-12-31 05:44:40 Reply

2012 is a giant conspiracy and web of lies just like the holocaust and slavery.


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Response to 2012 2010-12-31 05:49:12 Reply

Holy crap MY calender ends tonight! THE WORLD SHALL END TONIGHT, EVERYONE START PRAYING OR SOME SHIT!


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Response to 2012 2010-12-31 05:50:37 Reply

At 12/31/10 05:49 AM, SirPwnington wrote: Holy crap MY calender ends tonight! THE WORLD SHALL END TONIGHT, EVERYONE START PRAYING OR SOME SHIT!

Where the fuck is Cusack when you need him!?


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