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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:43:28 Reply

I've always loved the sound of a gun.

what? it can be an instrument too.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:50:31 Reply

The mandolin.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:52:00 Reply

The computer. What other instrument is all the other instruments combined?

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:52:57 Reply

At 12/30/10 11:31 AM, Jonners wrote:
At 12/30/10 11:27 AM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: You both need a nice acoustic guitar! They are more sexy than electric instruments
Got 2. Both sexier than my Vintages, but not as sexy as the Epiphone or Ibanez.

Like this but with EMGs and no pickguard.

You have a nice taste in guitars :) i tried out my grandads guitar from the 70's the other day and it was really nice.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:54:49 Reply

Saxiphone, clarinet, and flute, and quite possible the guitar.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:55:28 Reply

Most definitely the drum set! If you were to take a look at the curves on your woman then compare them to the curves on the set, it would not compare at all!

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 12:11:14 Reply

The flute, what a wonderful sound.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 12:14:35 Reply

At 12/30/10 12:11 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: The flute, what a wonderful sound.

So this one time at band camp...

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 13:33:20 Reply

The baritone horn. Or the euphonium.

srsly guys it's a TINY TUBA
how can you not like tiny tubas

ahaha god damnit i'm here.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 13:34:44 Reply

A good bass.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 13:34:47 Reply

Slash's mighty guitaris rather shapely.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 16:45:34 Reply

Also, a Harmonica is also sexy, I mean, everyone who has one loves them, they practically French kiss the thing! Sometimes literally.

Cliterally
Totally stole that joke.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 16:50:25 Reply

One time, in band camp...


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 16:55:06 Reply

Womenn ;)

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:03:47 Reply

At 12/30/10 04:50 PM, steph2568 wrote: One time, in band camp...

I'm sorry, it appears as someone interrupted you, please go on.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:06:39 Reply

At 12/30/10 01:34 PM, DP36 wrote: A good bass.

this, imagine all the pelvic thrusting you could do when playing that beauty

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:11:48 Reply

At 12/30/10 05:06 PM, klik wrote:
At 12/30/10 01:34 PM, DP36 wrote: A good bass.
this, imagine all the pelvic thrusting you could do when playing that beauty

I'll post a pic of my fretless baby when I'm done having sex with it.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:20:07 Reply

At 12/30/10 05:11 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 12/30/10 05:06 PM, klik wrote:
At 12/30/10 01:34 PM, DP36 wrote: A good bass.
this, imagine all the pelvic thrusting you could do when playing that beauty
I'll post a pic of my fretless baby when I'm done having sex with it.

oh yes!

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:22:40 Reply

At 12/30/10 09:12 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: Bagpipes.

*fistbump*

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:24:47 Reply

Fucking cheater.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:25:29 Reply

I cumshoot on sexy instruments.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:28:35 Reply

The Theremin is the sexiest instrument ever created.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:30:40 Reply

anything you could hide drugs in...

hence the reason why saxophones are so popular..

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:33:50 Reply

At 12/30/10 11:13 AM, Jonners wrote:
At 12/30/10 09:24 AM, Zodape wrote:
At 12/30/10 09:15 AM, RockLou wrote: Guitars are sexy!
I would fuck this if I could.
That's fucking hideous, get a real guitar.

That guitar is male. I'm not gay!


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:36:19 Reply

Bass.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 18:07:52 Reply

Piano.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 18:08:58 Reply

The bass guitar

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 18:13:53 Reply

At 12/30/10 01:33 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote: The baritone horn. Or the euphonium.

srsly guys it's a TINY TUBA
how can you not like tiny tubas

This guy knows what hes talking about

The stylophone is a sexy too... especially that studio edition... sleek black...

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 18:40:50 Reply

Vuvezuela.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 19:14:33 Reply

At 12/30/10 06:42 PM, Piss wrote:
At 12/30/10 07:59 AM, Falonefal wrote: But seriously, the sax is the best thing out there, and it's not only because it's one letter away from sex, it's the shape, and the sound it makes, the feel to it - so freaking sexy, I'm so gonna get me one.
This is my answer.

I opened this thread again just to see your answer and wasn't disappointed.


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