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Sexiest Instrument?

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:50:31


The mandolin.

Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:52:00


The computer. What other instrument is all the other instruments combined?

Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:52:57


At 12/30/10 11:31 AM, Jonners wrote:
At 12/30/10 11:27 AM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: You both need a nice acoustic guitar! They are more sexy than electric instruments
Got 2. Both sexier than my Vintages, but not as sexy as the Epiphone or Ibanez.

Like this but with EMGs and no pickguard.

You have a nice taste in guitars :) i tried out my grandads guitar from the 70's the other day and it was really nice.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:54:49


Saxiphone, clarinet, and flute, and quite possible the guitar.

Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 11:55:28


Most definitely the drum set! If you were to take a look at the curves on your woman then compare them to the curves on the set, it would not compare at all!

Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 13:33:20


The baritone horn. Or the euphonium.

srsly guys it's a TINY TUBA
how can you not like tiny tubas

ahaha god damnit i'm here.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 13:34:44


A good bass.

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IRC : 36in

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 16:45:34


Also, a Harmonica is also sexy, I mean, everyone who has one loves them, they practically French kiss the thing! Sometimes literally.

Cliterally
Totally stole that joke.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 16:50:25


One time, in band camp...


<3

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 16:55:06


Womenn ;)

Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:03:47


At 12/30/10 04:50 PM, steph2568 wrote: One time, in band camp...

I'm sorry, it appears as someone interrupted you, please go on.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:06:39


At 12/30/10 01:34 PM, DP36 wrote: A good bass.

this, imagine all the pelvic thrusting you could do when playing that beauty

Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:11:48


At 12/30/10 05:06 PM, klik wrote:
At 12/30/10 01:34 PM, DP36 wrote: A good bass.
this, imagine all the pelvic thrusting you could do when playing that beauty

I'll post a pic of my fretless baby when I'm done having sex with it.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:20:07


At 12/30/10 05:11 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 12/30/10 05:06 PM, klik wrote:
At 12/30/10 01:34 PM, DP36 wrote: A good bass.
this, imagine all the pelvic thrusting you could do when playing that beauty
I'll post a pic of my fretless baby when I'm done having sex with it.

oh yes!

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:24:47


Fucking cheater.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:25:29


I cumshoot on sexy instruments.


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:28:35


The Theremin is the sexiest instrument ever created.

Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:30:40


anything you could hide drugs in...

hence the reason why saxophones are so popular..

Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:33:50


At 12/30/10 11:13 AM, Jonners wrote:
At 12/30/10 09:24 AM, Zodape wrote:
At 12/30/10 09:15 AM, RockLou wrote: Guitars are sexy!
I would fuck this if I could.
That's fucking hideous, get a real guitar.

That guitar is male. I'm not gay!


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 17:36:19


Bass.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 18:07:52


Piano.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 18:08:58


The bass guitar

Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 18:13:53


At 12/30/10 01:33 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote: The baritone horn. Or the euphonium.

srsly guys it's a TINY TUBA
how can you not like tiny tubas

This guy knows what hes talking about

The stylophone is a sexy too... especially that studio edition... sleek black...

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NEVER LOOSE FAITH IN MANCUNT

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 19:14:33


At 12/30/10 06:42 PM, Piss wrote:
At 12/30/10 07:59 AM, Falonefal wrote: But seriously, the sax is the best thing out there, and it's not only because it's one letter away from sex, it's the shape, and the sound it makes, the feel to it - so freaking sexy, I'm so gonna get me one.
This is my answer.

I opened this thread again just to see your answer and wasn't disappointed.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 19:28:40


The piccolo, obviously.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 19:30:46


The human voice. If you're an attractive chick and you can sing, I'm in love with you by default.


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 19:38:27


At 12/30/10 07:30 PM, Evark wrote: The human voice. If you're an attractive chick and you can sing, I'm in love with you by default.

What if it's a male with a voice of an attractive chick?


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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 19:41:58


At 12/30/10 07:38 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 12/30/10 07:30 PM, Evark wrote: The human voice. If you're an attractive chick and you can sing, I'm in love with you by default.
What if it's a male with a voice of an attractive chick?

May as well be the first to say it.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 19:43:15


At 12/30/10 07:41 PM, Narcissy wrote:
At 12/30/10 07:38 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 12/30/10 07:30 PM, Evark wrote: The human voice. If you're an attractive chick and you can sing, I'm in love with you by default.
What if it's a male with a voice of an attractive chick?
May as well be the first to say it.

"with a voice of an attractive chick"
I think I have some bad or good news for you depending on your sexual preference.

hmm, that's actually pretty paradoxial.

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Response to Sexiest Instrument? 2010-12-30 19:48:42


At 12/30/10 07:43 PM, Falonefal wrote: "with a voice of an attractive chick"
I think I have some bad or good news for you depending on your sexual preference.

hmm, that's actually pretty paradoxial.

Hmmm, I never actually heard any of his songs, I just heard that he sings like a woman. Until some time this year, I didn't even know who the hell Justin Bieber was.


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