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man doctors dont do that
maybe its that specific doctor who is pedophile and gay

Was he hot?

Well, would you rather have dead silence?

My Doctors a small asian woman.

She's the nicest person I've ever met.

At 12/29/10 02:31 PM, Evark wrote: He wasn't checking for ball cancer... you retard.

Well that's what he told me.

As for the 'bend over and touch your toes' thing, that's to see how your spine looks.

I know that. That doesn't change the fact you are bending over wearing only your underwear in front of another guy.

Also: you're 15. Don't refer to your balls as 'a man's sack'.

Actually he's a doctor that specializes in teenagers. I just go wherever the health insurance will pay for. Plus, my mommy says I'm a man. So there.

At 12/29/10 02:36 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: All hes saying is that its awkward enough without the forced conversation. Its not like everyday you get a middle aged man fondling your sack with their usually cold hands.

Which is more awkward: the forced conversation where the doctor shows the patient that he's acknowledging the awkwardness, or dead silence where you're listening to him breathing as he stares intently at your coinpurse?

At 12/29/10 03:48 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Well that's what he told me.

He said to you, "I'm checking for ball cancer?" I hope not, or that he was joking.

I know that. That doesn't change the fact you are bending over wearing only your underwear in front of another guy.

Well, yes it does. Because your 'fact' deliberately ignores the context to be misleading. It may not change that you're uncomfortable with it, but I bet you'd be a lot more uncomfortable with scoliosis.

Actually he's a doctor that specializes in teenagers. I just go wherever the health insurance will pay for. Plus, my mommy says I'm a man. So there.

Ha ha ha. You're a gem. I will henceforth no longer insult you 'cause that cracked me up. : )

I wish I had balls so that when a doctor fondled them I could imagine it was a nice young person interested in them sexually.

Oh boy, I can't wait for my first smear test.

At 12/28/10 10:01 PM, Timmy wrote: I assume they feel the awkwardness of the situation too, and are trying to counter it by making small talk.

It's the same impulse to break the awkward silence when you're riding in a long elevator with someone.

I agree. Sometimes, when the air becomes very tense, at least one person feels uncomfortable and talks to break the silence. I know doctors don't want to touch your dick but if you asked for a check-up in the balls, then they'd have too. And of course, doctors are uncomfortable with touching someone's dick.

At 12/28/10 09:57 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Do you have to try and make small talk while fondling a man's sack? It's awkward enough. In my mind, you should just remain quiet and pretend that it isn't happening.

You're making it sound like rape.

The best part is, you get to do it again at MEPS!

Imagine getting a boner out of nowhere while he's doing that. I mean, say your mind just drifted away and it happened. I wonder how that would play out.