I have found the perfect zombie survival food!
Vienna sausages!
They stay the same for 5 years, and are edible for up to 10!
They cost as little as 30 cents per can!
They are available year round!
They are in stock in almost every store you can think of!
These are the number one apocalypse food.
I am the coolest Otaku you will ever meet.
i always thought that Doritos, cheese nips, spray cheese, Tootsie rolls, most candy's and anything in a can at the supermarket can sustain you for a long time.. and if we prepare well enough we will never actually face a zombie Apocalypse.. as we will all have guns and follow the zombie survival guide and the zombie movies of out time. dont forget the double tap boys and girls
call me toxie 0.~
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Also, CHICKEN BROTH.
THAT'S DRINKING WATER!
I am the coolest Otaku you will ever meet.
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At 12/27/10 03:10 AM, quagmire690 wrote: i always thought that Doritos, cheese nips, spray cheese, Tootsie rolls, most candy's and anything in a can at the supermarket can sustain you for a long time.. and if we prepare well enough we will never actually face a zombie Apocalypse.. as we will all have guns and follow the zombie survival guide and the zombie movies of out time. dont forget the double tap boys and girls
It's things like this that make me sad =(
Also the fact that any kind of apocalypse is virtually impossible just because we're so boring.
blah, someone should just nuke the shit out of someone else.
Potted meat is wayyyyy better. Tastes like old salami and repels cadavers.
To be or not to be....
You get the idea.
Vienna sausages are delicious, I wouldn't mind living off of those for years.
"If music be the food of love, play on.'~Spongebob
Well if we're dealing with fictional creatures, then I know that all I need to survive a zombie invasion is;
Canned Unicorn Meat
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 12/27/10 04:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: Canned Unicorn Meat
Yeah I tried that. It gave me intense rainbow diarrhea.
NEXT
At 12/27/10 04:33 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Who needs food anyway?
your mother needs a tasty sausage once in a while.
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
At 12/27/10 03:05 AM, andycastaneda wrote: I have found the perfect zombie survival food!
Vienna sausages!
They stay the same for 5 years, and are edible for up to 10!
They cost as little as 30 cents per can!
They are available year round!
They are in stock in almost every store you can think of!
These are the number one apocalypse food.
let the zombie infection come
What about twinkies? Or crackers? Have you forgotten about ramen? How about spam? Also, tactical bacon! Yes, we will be eating in style and the food will be tasty whenever the zombies come. Hopefully the smells don't attract them to our bunker.
At 12/27/10 03:32 AM, phrozonfire wrote: No thanks I prefer this stuff.
I rather eat my stuff and not your bacon.
do you ever listen to your self talk!
At 12/27/10 01:02 PM, TheRedRocks wrote:At 12/27/10 03:32 AM, phrozonfire wrote: No thanks I prefer this stuff.I rather eat my stuff and not your bacon.
Aw, fuck yeah, Spooge! Don't mind if I do!
At 12/27/10 01:04 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:At 12/27/10 01:02 PM, TheRedRocks wrote:Aw, fuck yeah, Spooge! Don't mind if I do!At 12/27/10 03:32 AM, phrozonfire wrote: No thanks I prefer this stuff.I rather eat my stuff and not your bacon.
Damn, it's a bit on the dry side.
At 12/28/10 06:49 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:At 12/27/10 01:04 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:Damn, it's a bit on the dry side.At 12/27/10 01:02 PM, TheRedRocks wrote:Aw, fuck yeah, Spooge! Don't mind if I do!At 12/27/10 03:32 AM, phrozonfire wrote: No thanks I prefer this stuff.I rather eat my stuff and not your bacon.
Turns out the tomato sauce was actually old and crusty rat feces
I find nothing wrong with that I am the third person to mention Tactical Bacon.
You've forgotten that zombies enjoy meat, and Vienna sausage tastes like shit. Seriously, I couldn't stomach 3 of those things. I'd be puking and sick, rendering me immobile. Then they'd catch up to me and eat me.
Think again.
The theory of the devil is troll physics.
At 12/27/10 03:05 AM, andycastaneda wrote: I have found the perfect zombie survival food!
Vienna sausages!
They stay the same for 5 years, and are edible for up to 10!
They cost as little as 30 cents per can!
They are available year round!
They are in stock in almost every store you can think of!
These are the number one apocalypse food.
also easy to stuff in your jacket poclet and walk out the grocery store with, they make the perfect emergency food you need if your so broke you cant even affor a $1 burger at mcdickles :P
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