Fuck balls and penis.

[Falonefal]

Nr.1 reason why being a focking woman is better than being a fockin' man:

When you sit somewhere, put on some pants, slide down on a stair ledge there isn't this stupid bleedin' sack and stupid penis in the way of getting your enjoyment.

There was this beautiful morning when I thought "HMM! This seems like a BEAUTIFOL MORNIN' TO GO BIKIN'!" So I went on my bike and started bikin'.
After half an hour of biking my fockin' balls began to fockin' itch, FOK YOU, BALLS!

Another example: I put on some pants that are a little bit tight for a performance I am giving, and of course! That fockin' penis just makes a freakin' mount Everest bulging up from the crotch area.

A woman can sit wherever she wants, slide on whatever she wants, put on whatever she wants on her long sexy legs, has boobs and can masturbate inconspicuously and continuously.

Yea yea periods, as we speak they are making shit with which you can temporarily stop that bullshit, or ease the pain by a lot.
And babies? HA! You don't have to have babies. You can live your life being happy that you're a woman with no annoying shit dangling inbetween your legs.

I wish evolution made balls and penis retractable.
Fok this.

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Anyone who disagrees is a woman.

"I love how it dangles around down there, mmmmm, the sweet feeling of balls against my legs"

[JadeTheAssassin]

i've pretty much had a groin shot when i slipped off my bikeseat and landed on the bars between my seat and handlebars.

there's no fat to protect my pelvic bones D:

ouchie

[CAN-OF-SPAM]

Menopause, breast cancer.

[Dosensuppen]

At 12/26/10 04:25 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Menopause, breast cancer.

PMS, period. Child birth.

[TimeBender]

Well... Vaginoplasty.

[Rahmemhotep]

At 12/26/10 04:25 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Menopause, breast cancer.

You do realize that men can get breast cancer too, right?

[CAN-OF-SPAM]

At 12/26/10 04:28 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:25 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Menopause, breast cancer.

PMS, period. Child birth.

Itchy cameltoe, yeast infections and god knows what.

[Falonefal]

At 12/26/10 04:25 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Menopause, breast cancer.

Menopause: So what? Breast cancer: Not everyone gets it.

At 12/26/10 04:28 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:25 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Menopause, breast cancer.

PMS, period. Child birth.

Read my post, esshole.

[JadeTheAssassin]

also higher risks of utis due to close proximity of the anus and vagina to the urethra, as well as more diligence in personal hygiene.

[Dosensuppen]

At 12/26/10 04:30 AM, Falonefal wrote: Read my post, esshole.

Read it beforehand. Still not worth it.

[CAN-OF-SPAM]

At 12/26/10 04:29 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:25 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Menopause, breast cancer.

You do realize that men can get breast cancer too, right?

Odd for men, 1-100. Women, 1-8.

Now shut the fuck up, men actually get it pretty decent in life.

[Ryanson]

At 12/26/10 04:21 AM, Falonefal wrote: Anyone who disagrees is a woman.

"I love how it dangles around down there, mmmmm, the sweet feeling of balls against my legs"

I love the irony, personally. Good read.

[Dosensuppen]

Let's also not forget that just being female means a higher likely hood of being sexually abused, naturally weaker, and a huge whirlwind of emotions.

[Rahmemhotep]

At 12/26/10 04:32 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:29 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:25 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Menopause, breast cancer.

You do realize that men can get breast cancer too, right?

Odd for men, 1-100. Women, 1-8.

Now shut the fuck up, men actually get it pretty decent in life.

I love how I had no place in your arguement about life yet you put me in it. Sod off, sock head.

[TimeBender]

At 12/26/10 04:32 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:29 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:25 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Menopause, breast cancer.

You do realize that men can get breast cancer too, right?

Odd for men, 1-100. Women, 1-8.

because of your username i doubt that pretty hardcore. but is it really that high? i mean im a man, but if my chances are that high i might wanna get checked

[CAN-OF-SPAM]

At 12/26/10 04:36 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote: love how I had no place in your arguement about life yet you put me in it. Sod off, sock head.

I was reffering to OP but quoted you since it was on similer subject.

[Rahmemhotep]

At 12/26/10 04:38 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:36 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote: love how I had no place in your arguement about life yet you put me in it. Sod off, sock head.

I was reffering to OP but quoted you since it was on similer subject.

I see, you have justified your actions. You will now be terminat- I mean, I love you?

[Falonefal]

Yes, everyone is looking only for bad things in women now because this is a thread about how great it is to be a woman.

If I were to make a thread about how great it is to be a male, everyone would look for shit in being a male.

Balls.
Penis.
Higher Responsibility.
Less Charm.
Lower life expectancy.
More requirement of doing heavy work.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.

[Dosensuppen]

At 12/26/10 04:37 AM, TimeBender wrote: because of your username i doubt that pretty hardcore. but is it really that high? i mean im a man, but if my chances are that high i might wanna get checked

...because his username affects statistics in any way. From what I have read that's what the numbers were, however statistics may vary due to differences in diet and lifestyle.

[HFR]

This has to be one of the most useless arguments I have ever read.
Well, personally, I think, if you complain about your balls so much, Y U NO CUT THEM OFF?

[TimeBender]

At 12/26/10 04:48 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:37 AM, TimeBender wrote: because of your username i doubt that pretty hardcore. but is it really that high? i mean im a man, but if my chances are that high i might wanna get checked

...because his username affects statistics in any way. From what I have read that's what the numbers were, however statistics may vary due to differences in diet and lifestyle.

No, obviously because someone with a name that will be most likely interpretated as a joke about something considered offensive to do on this forum. Explained: can of spam, i took that as it meant "im a spammer" whether or not you took it that way does not affect me but thats just the nature of this site and its users that made me think that. If this wear a meatlovers forum that would seem to me more of a comedic thing.

Anyways, I just assumed he'd be more likely to make up something. You can't honestly say your username doesn't reflect something about you. Mine, comes from a song i like that i thought up a story too. An original song on this website, I have much more respect for NG artist then commercial ones. Of course I have lots of respect for commercial artists that are fans of their fans.

not that thats relavent but it seemed likely that someone/you would ask me that because of the illogical nature of the name

[CAN-OF-SPAM]

At 12/26/10 04:47 AM, Falonefal wrote:
Balls.
Penis.

...so?

Higher Responsibility.

We run the world practically.

Less Charm.

Edward cullen. Look up some of the crazy shit twilight fans do to even get near him.

Lower life expectancy.

Not if you take care of yourself.

More requirement of doing heavy work.

That depends on what career you choose.

Check and mate.

[FishyPerson]

You could get a job as a professional opera singer. That way you'd have a reason to chop your privates off, testicles and all

[HFR]

At 12/26/10 04:58 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Check and mate.

I like how the pwnage was just summed up there.

[CAN-OF-SPAM]

At 12/26/10 04:58 AM, TimeBender wrote:

I chose my name because it's different and I actally like SPAM and if cooked and prepared right it makes some kick ass sandwiches.

[Falonefal]

At 12/26/10 04:58 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:47 AM, Falonefal wrote:
Balls.
Penis.

...so?

Read post

Higher Responsibility.

We run the world practically.

Yes, we indeed have to do all the heavy duty work. While women can sit back and relax and suck off some richer dude.

Less Charm.

Edward cullen. Look up some of the crazy shit twilight fans do to even get near him.

1 guy versus hundreds of thousands of sexy women. The reason women fans can do that shit and male fans cannot is because for some reason society went wrong somewhere and resulted in females being able to just fuck a dude's life up if he gets near her, but it almost never works the other way around.

Lower life expectancy.

Not if you take care of yourself.

Facepalm.

More requirement of doing heavy work.

That depends on what career you choose.

Facepalm.

Check and mate.

Douchebag.

[Dosensuppen]

At 12/26/10 04:58 AM, TimeBender wrote: stuff about usernames.

True, but my last name was Esshole. So, I can get it from the other end.

So many sex jokes can be made about those two sentences.

[TimeBender]

At 12/26/10 05:04 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:58 AM, TimeBender wrote:

I chose my name because it's different and I actally like SPAM and if cooked and prepared right it makes some kick ass sandwiches.

oh really? i sorta figured it could be that when i was typing it. thats cool. i ate that stuff once, like it was awesome too awesome actually i never want to eat it again.

At 12/26/10 05:13 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 12/26/10 04:58 AM, TimeBender wrote: stuff about usernames.

True, but my last name was Esshole. So, I can get it from the other end.

So many sex jokes can be made about those two sentences.

Oh word? I remember when I came back to posting in the general forum and NG really not long ago, like earlier this year I saw your posts alot. you seemed like a smart guy/girl? summed you were a guy, idk no girls on the internets. ill check your profile after this

lateer dude/tte

i was actually wondering wear you went.

ive had a bunch of crappy usernames. nothing offensive, meat_wad_03, ameerga, swirly-helix(my fav), and timebender. probably some others. I wanna change it to lia sun, or prostitute but i dont wanna bother tom again. he was nice enough to change it the day i asked last time

overtalkingg.....

[Falonefal]

Please take your personal shit to PM's.

[Dosensuppen]

At 12/26/10 05:22 AM, Falonefal wrote: Please take your personal shit to PM's.

He mad.