T'is the day before Christmas

[SantaOfNewgrounds]

And all throughout the World
I, Santa Claus, have to give to the good boys and girls.
Year after year, their list tends to grow
But my job keeps getting easier, wouldn't you know?
See, I'm a man with some fucking standards
And if you meet my criteria, your gifts will be grander
I'm the man who give gifts to the nice girl, and nice boy
And if you're not a good kid, well I'll shit on your joy
The children today are greedy little twats
They demand quite a bit, they demand a lot.
They demand shit, like expensive electronics
I didn't get a single wish for Hooked on Phonics
So, fuck you, little Jason
And your want of a Playstation
Suck it, little Jone
You're not getting that iPhone
So, here I am, keeping gifts from those little shits
And I don't feel bad, not one little bit
So when Christmas comes and I finish before the night
I turn on my computer and log on to my favorite site
I log onto Newgrounds and watch some flash
I enjoy the comedy and the pop culture bash
I then go over and lurk the BBS
And I must say, it's a beautiful mess.
Like the kids, though, you're all a bunch of shits
But you have amused me, so you may get some gifts
So tell me, what you want?
New computer, games, or just a blunt?
Or maybe you just have some questions for me?
Give me your words, no less than three.
And if you're unhappy because you got a game that doesn't pause
I don't give a shit, I'm fucking Santa Claus!
You got all that crap for free
Be lucky that you got anything from me
So, let's come on people, make a post and go
Also, belief or G-T-F-O!

[CyanSandwich]

It's been christmas for 40 minutes here. Why am I on the bbs?

[Rawter]

I like your poem, it amuses me 9/10

[FishyPerson]

Nice poem... but Writing Forum.
:Lookit me, I'm a mod.

[SantaOfNewgrounds]

At 12/24/10 07:02 AM, FishyPerson wrote: Nice poem... but Writing Forum.

Lookit me, I'm a mod.

Well, kiddo, I did present myself in a poem, but I am asking what you want for Christmas.

[saltovergray]

I feel as if I'm getting ahead of myself as far as the Holiday Season goes.

Instead of listening to Christmas songs now, I am listening to New Year's Day - U2.

[HomicidialFrog]

You don't exist.

Mummy told me so. :'(

[SantaOfNewgrounds]

At 12/24/10 07:13 AM, CashClock wrote: You don't exist.

Mummy told me so. :'(

Your mom's a goddamn lying bitch!

[HomicidialFrog]

At 12/24/10 07:17 AM, SantaOfNewgrounds wrote:

At 12/24/10 07:13 AM, CashClock wrote: You don't exist.

Mummy told me so. :'(

Your mom's a goddamn lying bitch!

Take that back! You big poopy head!

[SantaOfNewgrounds]

At 12/24/10 07:35 AM, CashClock wrote: Take that back! You big poopy head!

She's a lying ho, ho, ho.