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I didn't read this.... shut up.

Merry Pegan Christmas.

Fuck you, bitch. This is the only job I got!

Royalty checks. Aw yeah.

Lots of people understand that Jehova's Witnesses are not trying to force their religion upon other people - really it's just an indirect invite into their religion. Which is what religions do. Unfortunately, this often gets clouded by people's anger towards them for showing up at some ungodly hour to preach the way of Christ or whatever.

Now I'm not a Christian. I follow Darwin's evolution theory to the letter. I have absolutely no problem with other religions for any reason (save for terrorism, if that's what the majority of them do on a regular basis). However, I do get angry with religious followers who bitch that their religion is the only way and basically saying that everyone else can go fuck themselves if they don't convert. And
I'm not saying that you are one. I for one read your whole post and understand your point.

People can chop and change if it makes them happy (unless changing involves something like excommunication or something). If I was the leader and harbinger of some religious sect, I wouldn't care if one single person or even a group of people left.

Although what I don't understand is that....Christmas is a Christian holiday. It commemorates the birth of Jesus. Seeing a Jehova's Witness getting angry about his fellow followers celebrating it made me have a WTF moment for a second.
And on a humorous note, If all you get in your stocking is a lump of coal, don't go bitchin' to anybody.

op isnt jewish

I am laughing at how many people didn't read the end and are so upset about my post. Ha!

Youmad?

At 12/23/10 11:51 PM, DeadSun wrote: I am a jehovah witness and we don't celebrate any holiday as they are sinful. But you people have your holidays and it starts to give temptation to other followers. Some have left jehovah witness and celebrate Christmas which is 100% pagan.

Well, i don't believe in your religion, so i'm not going to follow your beliefs.
Butthurt religfag is butthurt.... suck it

I also do enjoy bottoms of the large variety.

It is amazing how many people only read the first part of a post before posting.

Well played.

At 12/23/10 11:51 PM, DeadSun wrote: I am a jehovah witness and we don't celebrate any holiday as they are sinful. But you people have your holidays and it starts to give temptation to other followers. Some have left jehovah witness and celebrate Christmas which is 100% pagan.

Stop celebrating holidays, it is making people in jehovah witness start to leave! My fellow brothers and sisters in jehovah witness will stop at nothing till all celebrations are done with.

My father and his father were jehovah witness, and my sister has recently left jehovah witness because she said that she couldn't take not celebrating christmas. You are dragging her to hell with your evil ways! She is a good person, but you people want her to be sent to hell.

You people have holidays and birthdays simply to harm the one true religion, which is jehovah witness.

We ask you to join our church, we don't force you to. We want to save your soul. And what do we get in return? We get forced temptation upon us. You also plant subliminal messages in your christmas songs that get sent through all radios, so that it will cause those in jehovah witness to want to celebrate it. I will not stand for this! I will stop at nothing to end your evil aways against us. And most of all, I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung! now let see how many people only read the first bit.

wow dude. First of all Halloween is originally a Pagan Holiday...I don't believe Christmas ever was. Get your facts straight. Secondly why tell us that your fellow jehovia witnesses are going to go to hell becuase we celebrate the holidays? If they choose to leave the religeon that's their choice. Don;t tell us what to celebrate and what not to celebrate. When people tell me that I tend to do just what they tell me not to do just to piss em' off.
second it seems like you are going into this "temptation" thing all by yourself.

Well, somebody got coal in their stocking last year.

Jeez..... they stopped half way through reading and posted a pointless rant. If only they had read the last part.

Dear sir,

Just because it is against your religion to celebrate holidays does not give you the right to make us not celebrate them. It is your choice not to celebrate them. Dont ruin it for the rest of us.

If you guys would read the whole thing you would defiantly know that this is a joke.

At 12/24/10 02:50 PM, DeadSun wrote: I am laughing at how many people didn't read the end and are so upset about my post. Ha!

that's newgrounds for you!

were you surprised that this happened? you shouldn't be.

At 12/25/10 12:55 AM, Powerage wrote:

At 12/24/10 02:50 PM, DeadSun wrote: I am laughing at how many people didn't read the end and are so upset about my post. Ha!

that's newgrounds for you!

were you surprised that this happened? you shouldn't be.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but still am laughing.

At 12/23/10 11:51 PM, DeadSun wrote: now let see how many people only read the first bit.

Hahaha. I love you.

Obvious troll is obvious, even without the last bit to give it away. Apparently not on newgrounds though.

You're actually so ignorant it's ridiculous.

At 12/25/10 03:59 AM, Bladezguy wrote: You're actually so ignorant it's ridiculous.

You don't know how ironic it is for you to say that. lol

At 12/24/10 07:20 AM, FishyPerson wrote: I follow Darwin's evolution theory to the letter.

Evolution isn't a religion, you idiot.

Believing in evolution and religion aren't mutually exclusive.

But christmas has done nothing. Why should the mods ban him?

LMAO!!! This is the best BBS psychology test ever!

OP deserves an award.

At 12/26/10 07:08 PM, homor wrote:

At 12/24/10 07:20 AM, FishyPerson wrote: I follow Darwin's evolution theory to the letter.

Evolution isn't a religion, you idiot.

Define religion.

I am lol'ing so hard right now at everyone who clearly didn't read the post to the end.

Very clever. I knew it was trolling from the first sentence but it was still pissing me off. Until the end of course.

Successful troll is successful.

You hate. . . christmas. . ?

At 12/24/10 11:52 PM, cATbYtE wrote: wow dude. First of all Halloween is originally a Pagan Holiday...I don't believe Christmas ever was. Get your facts straight. Secondly why tell us that your fellow jehovia witnesses are going to go to hell becuase we celebrate the holidays? If they choose to leave the religeon that's their choice.

It's funny cuz you missed the last two lines