Rap

[HardcoreClimax]

I'm feeling a little under the weather
My stomach hurts, my back's no better
Let's kick some rhymes and call it soccer
Can you keep up with this pop rocker?

[EcstaticEd]

What's this shadow man hoohaa?

[HardcoreClimax]

At 12/23/10 11:44 PM, EcstaticEd wrote: What's this shadow man hoohaa?

I'm not too sure what you are asking
but try your hand, I don't mean fapping
why not try a little rapping
serve it up with Christmas wrapping

[killerrob]

Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!

[Brownish]

First off lemme hit you with my dick
But not after i whip out my rhyme real quick
100 dollar bill in yo mommas belly button
shit eggnogs good.

+1 internets.

[Shade]

At 12/23/10 11:50 PM, killerrob wrote: Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!

Now let me get some action from the back section
We need body rockin' not perfection
Let your back bone flip but don't slip a disc
And let your spine unwind just take a risk
I wanna' do the freak until the break of dawn
Tell me party people is that so wrong
The ship is docking inter-lockin
And up-rockin' electro-shocking
We're getting down computer action
Do the robotic satisfaction

MCAAAA get on the mic mah man!!!!!

[BigLundi]

At 12/23/10 11:50 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: you ain't got shit on goldencat nigguh

I can't believe people still reference him. You know SlipperyMooseCakes married me to him :D

[DevilTheory]

This thread will be locked,

then your head will be popped

and I will laugh

at your demise

then look into your eyes

and say surprise

then say goodbye

/gunshot.

[killerrob]

At 12/23/10 11:52 PM, Shade wrote:

At 12/23/10 11:50 PM, killerrob wrote: Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!

Now let me get some action from the back section
We need body rockin' not perfection
Let your back bone flip but don't slip a disc
And let your spine unwind just take a risk
I wanna' do the freak until the break of dawn
Tell me party people is that so wrong
The ship is docking inter-lockin
And up-rockin' electro-shocking
We're getting down computer action
Do the robotic satisfaction

MCAAAA get on the mic mah man!!!!!

Foot on the pedal - never ever false metal
Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle
My job's ain't a job - it's a damn good time
City to city - I'm running my rhymes
On location - touring around the nation
Beastie Boys always on vacation
Itchy trigger finger but a stable turntable
I do what I do best because I'm willing and able
Ain't no faking - your money I'm taking
Going coast to coast - watching all the girlies shaking
While you're at the job working nine to five
The Beastie Boys at the Garden - cold kickin' it live

[HardcoreClimax]

At 12/23/10 11:50 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: you ain't got shit on goldencat nigguh

I'm not aware, should I care about this Goldencat 'nigguh'?
If only you had half a brain to bring Goldie with ya

[Shade]

At 12/23/10 11:55 PM, killerrob wrote:

At 12/23/10 11:52 PM, Shade wrote:

At 12/23/10 11:50 PM, killerrob wrote: Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!

Now let me get some action from the back section
We need body rockin' not perfection
Let your back bone flip but don't slip a disc
And let your spine unwind just take a risk
I wanna' do the freak until the break of dawn
Tell me party people is that so wrong
The ship is docking inter-lockin
And up-rockin' electro-shocking
We're getting down computer action
Do the robotic satisfaction

MCAAAA get on the mic mah man!!!!!

Foot on the pedal - never ever false metal
Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle
My job's ain't a job - it's a damn good time
City to city - I'm running my rhymes
On location - touring around the nation
Beastie Boys always on vacation
Itchy trigger finger but a stable turntable
I do what I do best because I'm willing and able
Ain't no faking - your money I'm taking
Going coast to coast - watching all the girlies shaking
While you're at the job working nine to five
The Beastie Boys at the Garden - cold kickin' it live

Jazz and Awol that's our team
Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene
When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee and cream

Well I gotta keep it going, keep it going full steam
Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean
Well on the tough guy style I'm not too keen
Try to change the world, I'mma plot and scheme

[TrantaLocked]

Fuckin' HardcoreClimax
With his raps
What he lacks

Power individualism
Starting to talk jibberism
Yes I said that, so get fucked

It's like wumbo all over again
Turn the belt, eat some kelp
get on the stage, ready-engage, wait, its a fucking webpage

screw this i need a job
orange and black
spit and slack

rapping is what I do
its like voodo when you see me
crash the crowd, make it loud, break the mic, fuck a dike

wait, no, i didn't just say that

[crazygiraffe]

I'll give this a shot...

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hm, this might be alright.

[HardcoreClimax]

At 12/24/10 12:01 AM, TrantaLocked wrote: Fuckin' HardcoreClimax
With his raps
What he lacks

Power individualism
Starting to talk jibberism
Yes I said that, so get fucked

It's like wumbo all over again
Turn the belt, eat some kelp
get on the stage, ready-engage, wait, its a fucking webpage

screw this i need a job
orange and black
spit and slack

rapping is what I do
its like voodo when you see me
crash the crowd, make it loud, break the mic, fuck a dike

wait, no, i didn't just say that

You calling me out? Aren't you supposed to be an artist?
Keep carving up pumpkins before you pick a target
The only thing I'm lacking is your killer dope slacking
I'm working hard to get us heard, I'll be the last one laughing
Orange and black? is that your thing? You must be joking
And here I thought Jack Skellington was the Pumpkin King

[Ryanson]

Ooh, do me next! So excited.

[HardcoreClimax]

At 12/24/10 12:17 AM, ryanson209 wrote: Ooh, do me next! So excited.

I think I know what your saying, so here's a quick rap
Is that music that you're playing? I think I might fap
Your music brings me tinglies, it sets my heart free
Now I need myself a ginger from Tennessee

[coddude321]

All right stop collaborate and listen
Cod is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

[SlayerX3]

We're no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling,
Gotta make you understand...

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what's been going on,
We know the game and we're gonna play it.

Annnnnd if you ask me how I'm feeling,
Don't tell me you're too blind to see...

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Give you up. give you up.
Give you up, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up.

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it.
Inside we both know what's been going on,
We know the game and we're gonna play it.

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling,
Gotta make you understand...

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

[crazygiraffe]

At 12/24/10 12:41 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: We're no strangers to love,

Win^^

[SLezR321]

At 12/23/10 11:44 PM, HardcoreClimax wrote: I'm feeling a little under the weather
My stomach hurts, my back's no better
Let's kick some rhymes and call it soccer
Can you keep up with this pop rocker?

ill cut you...

[walterwagner]

Everyone Grab you dick
So This mad Girl can Lick
Nah it aint me its this Bad Bitch Thats An OG
Her name is Gagsy show her your dick so she can see
I doubt she will cause there all so small while mine
Well Girls Call it Tall Paul
Like The font on My HP
yeah Motherfuckers your jellous you wish you were Me

alternate Rap here

BITCHES MONEY BITCHES MONEY FUCK BITCHES KILL HOS LOWRIDERRS

[Yuk1Nagato]

At 12/24/10 12:41 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: We're no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling,
Gotta make you understand...

174. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley.

[TimeBender]

Quite better then typical rap. Not great though, unfortunatly.

also writing forum

[TrantaLocked]

At 12/24/10 12:15 AM, HardcoreClimax wrote:

You calling me out? Aren't you supposed to be an artist?
Keep carving up pumpkins before you pick a target
The only thing I'm lacking is your killer dope slacking
I'm working hard to get us heard, I'll be the last one laughing
Orange and black? is that your thing? You must be joking
And here I thought Jack Skellington was the Pumpkin King

Damn that made my eyes water. So you were saving your good ones for me huh?