Damn Jesus College!

[Manlyhomosexual]

Okay, so this is annoying. it seems like every other day i'm getting these fucking letters from "The Assembly of God for Higher Education" A jesus college basically. If you couldnt tell from my username, i'm gay. i'm also and atheist, so i'm wondering why these people are sending me this shit, and how did they get my address? have these people sent you their shit before? i swear the next one is going back to sender.

[EDylan]

That's kinda like telemarketing; they send those kinds of things out to everyone. Next time you get one, burn it, it's a lot more fun.

[Kanon]

I just video taped myself ripping up the stuff they sent me and sent them the video to the senders. Needless to say it never happened again.

[Dogbert581]

I thought you meant Jesus College, Oxford/Cambridge

[Manlyhomosexual]

maybe i'll do both, videotape myself burning it, and send it to them

[Manlyhomosexual]

At 12/23/10 11:16 AM, Piss wrote: Send a photo of you spilling your seed on the card.

thats actually really tempting, but i dont wanna get banned my first day here, lol

[Kanon]

At 12/23/10 11:16 AM, Piss wrote: Send a photo of you spilling your seed on the card.

wouldn't that be saying you enjoyed it so much you want to see another though?

[EDylan]

At 12/23/10 11:18 AM, Manlyhomosexual wrote:

At 12/23/10 11:16 AM, Piss wrote: Send a photo of you spilling your seed on the card.

thats actually really tempting, but i dont wanna get banned my first day here, lol

Oh boy, you'd better get used to the dick jokes here. Being banned is somewhat common. Anyway, NG doesn't know what you do at home, I think.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 12/23/10 11:21 AM, Piss wrote:

At 12/23/10 11:18 AM, Kanon wrote:

At 12/23/10 11:16 AM, Piss wrote: Send a photo of you spilling your seed on the card.

wouldn't that be saying you enjoyed it so much you want to see another though?

No, it'd be admitting to sin.

You must admit to sinning to be forgiven of it.

[Catoblepas]

Burn a bible.

Not to tell them that you aren't interested or anything. Just for the fun of it.

[Manlyhomosexual]

At 12/23/10 12:31 PM, Piss wrote:

At 12/23/10 12:16 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: You must admit to sinning to be forgiven of it.

He isn't asking for forgiveness.

im asking for ideas to get at them, lol

[DevilTheory]

At 12/23/10 11:10 AM, Manlyhomosexual wrote: If you couldnt tell from my username, i'm gay.

Irrelevant.

[Manlyhomosexual]

At 12/23/10 12:36 PM, DevilTheory wrote:

At 12/23/10 11:10 AM, Manlyhomosexual wrote: If you couldnt tell from my username, i'm gay.

Irrelevant.

if the church knew this, they'd stop sending me shit

[youainttrillxx]

video tape yourself tearin a page out the bible, roll up a nice cone and toke that mafukka up. they'll love it.

[RENstyles]

At 12/23/10 12:30 PM, Catoblepas wrote: Burn a bible.

Not to tell them that you aren't interested or anything. Just for the fun of it.

why not burn a koran while your at it

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[BlackmarketKraig]

Call them and tell them you're not interested.

If that fails mail them a dead fish in a box.

[Wolfos]

On the back of the letter, write "knowledge is freedom" and return to sender.

[TheStrongest]

Not sure what year OP is in, but if you've taken the PSAT/SAT and checked 'yes' for the Student Search Survey (or whatever it is), that may be why you're getting them: because of a major you indicated.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Eh, just email them or send them a letter back saying you're not interested. It's annoying, but it shouldn't piss you off that much. It's not like they're harassing you because you are indeed homosexual and atheist or anything. I didn't even know there were Jesus colleges until now.