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The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:48 AM Reply

Must be used as a dildo. How would it feel on the other person, is it possible, how would you do it, and why?

To my right is a chair. I'd say that'd be useable but painful. I'd just use the leg of the chair.

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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:50 AM Reply

The object on my right is a computer tower, in which is going up your ass for not using the search bar and making another thread instead of bumping one.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:51 AM Reply

A microphone? I suppose...


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:52 AM Reply

Fuck.

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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:56 AM Reply

A big ass mug thats as tall as my forearm and has the circumference of a small bowl.

Dammit.

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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:58 AM Reply

A pot soldier statue? Awesome.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:59 AM Reply

At 12/23/10 10:56 AM, DirtyMeatball wrote: A big ass mug thats as tall as my forearm and has the circumference of a small bowl.

Dammit.

Been there, done that.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:00 AM Reply

At 12/23/10 10:58 AM, FurryOwlet wrote: To my right is a pen.

You lucky girl.

By the way, owls aren't furry. They have feathers. Not fur, feathers.
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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:00 AM Reply

My door. Ouch.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:01 AM Reply

At 12/23/10 11:00 AM, dx5231 wrote: My door. Ouch.

Looks like somebody's getting slammed tonight!

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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:04 AM Reply

To my right is my one speaker for my computer


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:11 AM Reply

A big TV. It'd be painful (for them), but at least I'd have something to watch while I do it.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:13 AM Reply

a dildo


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:17 AM Reply

the christmas tree....

merry christma- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:17 AM Reply

I see some tissue...this should be, ahem, fun..?


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:26 AM Reply

At 12/23/10 11:17 AM, EDylan wrote: I see some tissue...this should be, ahem, fun..?

Wipe my ass.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:28 AM Reply

A TV remote. Reminds me of that one Dane Cook bit.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:31 AM Reply

A glass..


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:31 AM Reply

It's an internet router. I imagine it would be plasticy and cube-like going in.

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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:00 PM Reply

my guitar with new strings that i havent cut yet, that will hurt like a bitch goin up your ass


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:16 PM Reply

A door, two remotes, pillow, two pieces of siding(don't ask), an old rockband guitar, and other shit. Way too much shit in one corner.

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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:17 PM Reply

A pad of sticky notes?


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:19 PM Reply

A towel. That would be... interesting, I suppose.

Also, what's with all the "the object to your left/right" threads? At least bump one of the old ones.

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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:22 PM Reply

To my right is my camera.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:23 PM Reply

Some chapstick, this might actually work.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:31 PM Reply

That arrow is almost pointing at that big ass robot. If it took a FEW more steps. ._.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:37 PM Reply

I took this picture by turning my laptop to the right, webcam open, and using the print screen function. Needless to say, the results do not look promising.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:38 PM Reply

A soldering iron. I better turn it off.


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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:39 PM Reply

I never thought I'd be the one to forget a picture...

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Response to The object to your right Dec. 23rd, 2010 @ 12:39 PM Reply

At 12/23/10 12:22 PM, KrisSumara wrote: To my right is my camera.

pics or it didnt happen


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