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The object to your right

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The object to your right 2010-12-23 10:48:39


Must be used as a dildo. How would it feel on the other person, is it possible, how would you do it, and why?

To my right is a chair. I'd say that'd be useable but painful. I'd just use the leg of the chair.

The object to your right


The theory of the devil is troll physics.

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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 10:50:46


The object on my right is a computer tower, in which is going up your ass for not using the search bar and making another thread instead of bumping one.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 10:51:38


A microphone? I suppose...


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 10:52:10


Fuck.

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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 10:56:16


A big ass mug thats as tall as my forearm and has the circumference of a small bowl.

Dammit.

Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 10:58:25


A pot soldier statue? Awesome.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 10:59:28


At 12/23/10 10:56 AM, DirtyMeatball wrote: A big ass mug thats as tall as my forearm and has the circumference of a small bowl.

Dammit.

Been there, done that.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 11:00:31


At 12/23/10 10:58 AM, FurryOwlet wrote: To my right is a pen.

You lucky girl.

By the way, owls aren't furry. They have feathers. Not fur, feathers.

Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 11:00:41


My door. Ouch.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 11:01:42


At 12/23/10 11:00 AM, dx5231 wrote: My door. Ouch.

Looks like somebody's getting slammed tonight!

Ba-dun tshhh

Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 11:11:51


A big TV. It'd be painful (for them), but at least I'd have something to watch while I do it.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 11:13:03


a dildo


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 11:17:13


the christmas tree....

merry christma- OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Man the artillery!

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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 11:17:59


I see some tissue...this should be, ahem, fun..?

Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 11:26:31


At 12/23/10 11:17 AM, EDylan wrote: I see some tissue...this should be, ahem, fun..?

Wipe my ass.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 11:28:01


A TV remote. Reminds me of that one Dane Cook bit.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 11:31:27


A glass..


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:00:25


my guitar with new strings that i havent cut yet, that will hurt like a bitch goin up your ass


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:16:29


A door, two remotes, pillow, two pieces of siding(don't ask), an old rockband guitar, and other shit. Way too much shit in one corner.

Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:17:45


A pad of sticky notes?


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:19:36


A towel. That would be... interesting, I suppose.

Also, what's with all the "the object to your left/right" threads? At least bump one of the old ones.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:22:11


To my right is my camera.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:23:57


Some chapstick, this might actually work.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:31:08


That arrow is almost pointing at that big ass robot. If it took a FEW more steps. ._.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:37:31


I took this picture by turning my laptop to the right, webcam open, and using the print screen function. Needless to say, the results do not look promising.


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:38:06


A soldering iron. I better turn it off.


Bananular.

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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:39:09


I never thought I'd be the one to forget a picture...

The object to your right


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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 12:39:36


At 12/23/10 12:22 PM, KrisSumara wrote: To my right is my camera.

pics or it didnt happen


Man the artillery!

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Response to The object to your right 2010-12-23 13:10:34


At 12/23/10 12:39 PM, Conjecture wrote: I never thought I'd be the one to forget a picture...

Use the remote.


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Response to The object to your right 2013-08-05 05:12:43


A couch.
A freaking couch.
OR SHOULD I SAY COWCH.
HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Ha...ha...
Ow.