Best Thing Since Sliced Bread?

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

I'll tell you what it is. I know you fellows have manifold ideas of what it could be - the curling iron, the fleshlight, those clips you put on bags of chips to keep them fresh, the ice tray, so on. While these are of course, modern inventions we couldn't live without, these all fall short of that simple, yet revolutionary idea that changes our lives forever. Am I talking about new types of energy perhaps? Maybe power steering? You'll never guess - Pillow Pets.

The ingenius makers of this remarkable product not only provide you with an adorable (so much so it could be called "dorbs" or "dorable" and it's "aww" and "daaww" worthy) pet you can hug and squeeze just as you please, but it doubles as something everyone loves - a pillow. This isn't just a pillow - it's a technologically advanced pillow. It's soft like Peruvian silk, or fresh kashmir, and the animal formula really adds to the overall comfort and aesthetic look of the valued friend.

"What can you do with this simple Pillow Pet," retort you naysayers? I have one word to answer that - anything. You can sleep with it in bed, as most people would use it for, but it's purpose is universal. It's a companion that will never let you down, and it can support you (in more way than one) no matter what. Take it on a bus ride, an airport, your favorite pizza place, a drive in movie, a relative's, even overseas and you'll see what I mean. That pet will fucking die for you. Just look into it's deep eyes and try to resist.

The evidence is all here, you guys. Scientists are in the lab confirming the formulas and ratios. I suggest you grab yourself one. Invite some friends along and join a club. Give them as gifts. You'd be giving something way better than sliced wheat product.

[Markface]

yeah super cute hm]

[djmrules]

Lol I just bought two of these for my sister for christmas. She wanted the dolphin and the turtle. I kinda want one myself after seeing them.

[6r0undZ3r0]

That thing does not look appealing at all.

[Rude-Awakening]

Best Thing Since Sliced Bread?

Is a really overused phrase.

To answer your question however, this is nowhere near better or even near the brilliance of which sliced bread emits. That's right, sliced bread emits brilliance it's that fucking awesome.

[InDuStRiEl]

Are they similar to very large stuffed animals? Because I can do everything and more with one of those.

[sixflab]

I love my stuffed animals and all but I just don't see why these things are supposed to be so awesome. I'll stick with my bread and it's sandwich making abilities.

[Ryanson]

At 12/21/10 01:34 AM, Rude-Awakening wrote: To answer your question however, this is nowhere near better or even near the brilliance of which sliced bread emits. That's right, sliced bread emits brilliance it's that fucking awesome.

You're just mad you didn't think of Pillow Pets yourself

[Cootie]

Its a pillow its a pet... its a PillowPet. Seriously, where was this shit when I was a kid?

[RENstyles]

i have the pig and hippo , then i make them fuck and now i have pigmy hippos.

[ThePineappleMagician]

I have two cats, and a pillow. Thus if I glue one of the cats to a pillow I can have a homemade pillow pet.

[Oolaph]

Got my little sisters some for Christmas today.