What is the Weirdest...

[IncendiaryProduction]

What is the weirdest thing you have on your Christmas tree?

I did have an actual stuffed Honduran Bullfrog holding a winning NC State vs. UNC football ticket from 2009.

I can't take a picture because my dad hid the frog.

He said the frog was creepy as shit (it is the size of a small chicken, and has a 1000 mile stare) and told me to remove it. I refused. I went to take a shit, came back, frog is gone.

Anyways, tell me NG, what is the weirdest thing on your Christmas tree?

[Armour]

Well my dad has this really immature perverted friend who put a light up christmas cock on it.

[Armour]

At 12/19/10 05:47 PM, Mukko wrote:

At 12/19/10 05:46 PM, Armour wrote: Well my dad has this really immature perverted friend who put a light up christmas cock on it.

Lol. On where?

He wanted to stick it up at the top but my Mum was like " Wtf ? " when she walked in. So its just hung up around the back so Mum cant see it.

[DevilTheory]

A dildo. It's at the top, where the star, or the angel, or Santa should be.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 12/19/10 05:48 PM, Armour wrote: He wanted to stick it up at the top but my Mum was like " Wtf ? " when she walked in. So its just hung up around the back so Mum cant see it.

It's got a cock in the back?

[AgroNurse]

A pair of pink handcuffs, with my name on it.

My dogs stuffed phesent, with the stuffing ripped out and one wing missing. It's all spiky and disgusting with dog slobber.

18 (mostly empty) tiny bottles of booze, because the liquor store had them on sale and I made them into ornaments.

A dad plushie with a santa hat.

[Armour]

At 12/19/10 06:00 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 12/19/10 05:48 PM, Armour wrote: He wanted to stick it up at the top but my Mum was like " Wtf ? " when she walked in. So its just hung up around the back so Mum cant see it.

It's got a cock in the back?

Hahaha! Yeah the tree is getting done up the ass.

[yurgenburgen]

I don't have a Christmas tree.

[Elsid]

Somewhere in the world, people are starving.

[AgroNurse]

At 12/19/10 06:05 PM, Armour wrote:
Hahaha! Yeah the tree is getting done up the ass.

Everyone likes it up the ass every once in a while.

[Lucy]

I find it weird that people put chocolate on their tree, especially when there are lights on there too. Melted chocolate all over the tree? Not nice.

[LocoJoe]

I don't have a Christmas tree but if I did I'd put this on it.

[THEREINOTHINGTOEAT]

I put a "Happy Halloween" sign as a joke. Waiting 'till someone sees it.

[Numbuh1Over0]

Not really weird, but I arranged ornaments in the form of the Eightfold Way. Red ornaments are up quarks, blue are down, green are strange. Apparently, only the lambda baryon can really exist.

About the Eightfold Way

[6r0undZ3r0]

I think most of my ornaments are standard compared to some of these...

[saltovergray]

An M&M character wearing a cape and General Grevious' helmet.

And my hand print from when I was 3 years old. My hand is almost 4 times bigger.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 12/19/10 06:10 PM, Elsid wrote: Somewhere in the world, people are starving.

I would put them on my tree and they could eat candy canes, but I can't afford plane tickets.