NG in Church

[Senmetsu]

Newgrounds, do you ever go to church?
If yes, what kinda church do you go to?

I am going this morning for the Christmas special they're having. I usually don't care what kind of church I'm going to when it comes to Christmas specials, its kinda hard to fuck up christmas :P

For a site that revolves around killing pop stars, laughing at retards, and telling cock jokes, how many people here go to church at least once a year?

[The3DragonsGroup]

Not me.

Atheism FTW!

[Asperchu]

At 12/19/10 12:45 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote: Not me.

Atheism FTW!

You might burn in hell for all eternity, because you can never know for sure that there is no god

[razorbladesigh]

At 12/19/10 12:45 PM, Asperchu wrote: You might burn in hell for all eternity, because you can never know for sure that there is no god

I do know for sure that there is no god. I deny the Holy Spirit.

[Death]

I used to go but only because my parents made me. religious or not, most churches are just straight up bore fests.

[Drake]

I saw Tom Fulp in my church once. I was like "holy shit" and didn't see him the next time I went.

[Nighthawk27]

Misleading tittle. I thought this was about meeting Fulp inside a church.
No, I don't go to church.

[RubberTrucky]

I don't really go to church, but I've been there a few times to sing lately.

sene y aw ra de, na-e wa ma fa, anch'a me ne chuan, ancha me ne chaun, Jesue...

[Ptero]

Nah, I'm an atheist. I might go with my mom to the Christmas service, but I'm not sure yet.

[saqwert]

My mom forces me to go to church every Easter, and it's just awful. I don't know how people can go there every Sunday

[Luke]

I haven't gone to a church for church in a long time.
Last time I went to one was for my brother's grade 8 grad since he was in a catholic school. I went about three or so years ago for christmas shit one time but besides that I hate church, never go.
Not my thang.

[Makakaov]

Yea, I steal some of the money they give to these baskets they pass around.

[crazygiraffe]

At 12/19/10 12:48 PM, razorbladesigh wrote:

At 12/19/10 12:45 PM, Asperchu wrote: You might burn in hell for all eternity, because you can never know for sure that there is no god

I do know for sure that there is no god. I deny the Holy Spirit.

Um, prove it. You can't for or against.

I go to mass, sometimes.

[Makakaov]

At 12/19/10 01:08 PM, Piss wrote: Every Sundas.

Typical believing person:

The more religious, the dumber.

[Ptero]

At 12/19/10 01:12 PM, crazygiraffe wrote: Um, prove it. You can't for or against.

Prove that there isn't a giant invisible elephant in your backyard.

[RockLou]

And heeeeere comes the religious debate!

[RubberTrucky]

At 12/19/10 01:16 PM, Ptero wrote:

At 12/19/10 01:12 PM, crazygiraffe wrote: Um, prove it. You can't for or against.

Prove that there isn't a giant invisible elephant in your backyard.

Well, if I can walk through my backyard without being obstructed, or the elephant doesn't cause actual changes to the yard, I may assume there is none.

[Scarface]

I go to a Catholic church every FUCKING weekend, because my parents force me. Seriously, I've missed one or two services in the past five years. I never pay attention, though.

[RockLou]

At 12/19/10 01:22 PM, Scarface wrote: I go to a Catholic church every FUCKING weekend, because my parents force me. Seriously, I've missed one or two services in the past five years. I never pay attention, though.

Wow your life sucks.

[Ptero]

At 12/19/10 01:21 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Well, if I can walk through my backyard without being obstructed, or the elephant doesn't cause actual changes to the yard, I may assume there is none.

He is walk-through and therefore can not be felt or cause any changes.

Prove me wrong.

[Scarface]

At 12/19/10 01:23 PM, RockLou wrote:

At 12/19/10 01:22 PM, Scarface wrote: I go to a Catholic church every FUCKING weekend, because my parents force me. Seriously, I've missed one or two services in the past five years. I never pay attention, though.

Wow your life sucks.

I'm just saying if I'm sick, or I was up until 6 am, or I just don't fucking believe in any of it, I shouldn't be forced to go to church every week.

[therealanimator]

scientology hates NG..

[SteelChair]

I go to church's chicken.

[Hyrcia]

At 12/19/10 12:56 PM, Drake wrote: I saw Tom Fulp in my church once. I was like "holy shit" and didn't see him the next time I went.

Is that Renard in your sig?

3 <3

[razorbladesigh]

At 12/19/10 01:12 PM, crazygiraffe wrote: Um, prove it. You can't for or against.

I go to mass, sometimes.

I believe that the universe was created by a giant invisible pink unicorn, 19 years ago. Any and all history was created by said unicorn.

Prove. Me. Wrong.

[333thug333]

Any website that allows the kind of stuff on here, doesn't go to church. That's just a fact.

[DP]

Yeah sometimes, to extremely often, maybe twice every 3 months.

I'm a laid back Catholic.

[RubberTrucky]

At 12/19/10 01:27 PM, razorbladesigh wrote:
I believe that the universe was created by a giant invisible pink unicorn, 19 years ago. Any and all history was created by said unicorn.

Prove. Me. Wrong.

Recorded history proves that humankind is older than 20 years.

But God might as well be a giant invisible pink unicorn. No living person has seen Him face to face yet.

[razorbladesigh]

At 12/19/10 01:34 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:
Recorded history proves that humankind is older than 20 years.

But God might as well be a giant invisible pink unicorn. No living person has seen Him face to face yet.

Any and all history was created by said unicorn. And for that matter, so were your memories. You're only 19. Any previous memories were created by my unicorn-god.

[platypuspwn]

I go to a Baptist church on Sunday morning, Sunday night, and Wednesday night.