Do you do this when you shit?

[Letiger]

I'm just wondering if, when you're done shitting and are wiping, that you look at every piece of toilet roll that has your shit on it after you wipe. It dosen't matter how many you've done, you just do that. Also, I use around 3/4/5 plys at a time, bunch it up, and wipe with that. Is that ok too?

[TeHLoY]

Of course. I gotta see if my butt is clean.
But I fold, not bunch. Makes it more efficient (and tree friendly) as I only use 2 ply.

[Blush]

Nah, I'm too amazing to wipe myself. I usually have my bitches wipe it for me, although they sometimes appear to be looking at the shit on the paper. Don't see why though.

[Hyrcia]

At 12/19/10 09:05 AM, Blush wrote: Nah, I'm too amazing to wipe myself. I usually have my bitches wipe it for me, although they sometimes appear to be looking at the shit on the paper. Don't see why though.

When you're not looking they stick it to the back of your head.

[phrozonfire]

Thank god, I thought I was the only one...

[Coop]

At 12/19/10 08:44 AM, letiger wrote: I'm just wondering if, when you're done shitting and are wiping, that you look at every piece of toilet roll that has your shit on it after you wipe.

I have no idea why you persist in making threads of this nature.

It dosen't matter how many you've done, you just do that. Also, I use around 3/4/5 plys at a time, bunch it up, and wipe with that. Is that ok too?

Sure it's okay. Whatever floats your boat. Never speak of this again.