Why did the chicken cross the road?

[InvasiveInsomniac]

It's the oldest question in the book.. and whether there actually was a chicken that crossed the road or not, it is still a question that requires answering, by a definite source. And that definite source is you Newgrounders. So, why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? ;)

[Light]

Because your mother.

[Spackled]

to implant various lucid flowery pieces of vitriolic legs

[PkLJD]

The chicken "really" crossed the road becuase...
He wanted to get away from the nearby KFC.
Your mom was on the other side.
Your sister was on the other side.
Your aunt was on the other side.
Your grandmother was on the other side.
He wanted to get away from the black people.
He wanted that fucking "frogger" dead.
He was collecting his pimp money.
Hes a pedophile and saw you.

Countless possible reasons... you decide which is true.

[CyanSandwich]

Because there was a sign across the road that said: "if you're a chicken and you're reading this, then I have good news for you! I'm giving away free infinite powers to any chicken that finds me and asks for infinite powers! Now, you're probably wondering where my location is. Well, as any intelligent being would know, nothing is really "free". You'll have to find my location by following a series of clues. The first clue is within the fine print of this message. It will lead to your first challenge in which you must defeat a powerful creature with nothing but a paper towel, a keyboard, 5 litres of lube, 6 chainsaws, a screwdriver, a demonic kitten sticker, 9 paper plates and a nintendo wii. Good luck on your quest, and I hope to grant many chickens with the ultimate gift of infinite powers."
So yeah, the chicken crossed the road to look at your fine print. His fate is still unknown.

[assassin1337]

Because he was going on a great journey and find the perfect meaning of life.

[Steff]

It didn't cross the road, a car smashed that fucking chicken.
Oh you guys.

[Mismo]

To get to the other side! I can't stress that enough!

[walterwagner]

to make a shitty thread

[cdjproductions]

Why'd the ninja cross the road?

[Mismo]

At 12/17/10 05:47 AM, cdjproductions wrote: Why'd the ninja cross the road?

The ninja crossed the road!?

[wehrmacht5]

the chicken crossed the road because it didn't knew what the hell it was.
or even cared about what it could be.

[Lintire]

Well, the obvious reason is that the chicken, the fowl, saw on the other side of the road, or some fair distance after that, some sort of incentive to cross said road. Whether this be KFC, another chicken, or your mother, it is consequential. Chicken, to use a universal answer, crossed the road to seek whatever was on the other side of the road, ie. to get to the other side.

It is unlikely that the chicken crossed the road to avoid whatever obstruction to a peaceful life existed on the existing side of the road. There are far better ways to avoid said obstruction then to risk said chicken's life in a perilous excursion over a road filled with speeding vehicles of death.

[Magical-Zorse]

Because there were bitches on the other side

[purgey]

because said chicken was the last chicken on earth after THEY ate all of them so the I.B.M.S (international black man society) put out a 50,000,000 dollar bounty to whoever brought the chicken back fried so it was being chased by a bunch of big angry ne- black men with portable handheld fryers

[Grade-Zero]

Why does there have to be a reason for everything? He just crossed it. It's just an innocent tale of a young chicken crossing the road, no strings attached. Don't try to sully it by giving him a reason to do it, you ruin the story.

[Shade]

Because he was racist and there was a black man on his side of the street.

[GotTheBlues]

It accidently it