So I had a great idea, right? I had the idea of fucking pudding. There was some pudding in the fridge that we have for lunch and I thought my mom wouldn't know if I took one. So I started fucking the pudding and I came. I got tired so I took a nap. Of course whenever I have a good fap I like to leave the window open. Hours later I wake up with the pudding frozen to my dick I managed to rip the cup off and all that's left is the pudding. I went to school and came back and haven't had the time to post till now. It still hasn't melted off and it hurts to touch it.
WHAT DO I DO?
You're gonna have to amputate it.
make sure to take pics after.
"jesus came down and told me to stop using the lord's name in vain and i was all like "fuck u bitch" shit ws so cahs$$$$$$" - Irrelephant
Slam your head against a wall for trying to fuck with pudding. Got what you deserved
bitches dont fuck with puddin'
At 12/16/10 11:41 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: There was some pudding in the fridge that we have for lunch
Wait, you have an entire fridge for lunch?
At 12/16/10 11:42 PM, GamesArmor wrote: You're gonna have to amputate it.
make sure to take pics after.
The pudding is solid
At 12/16/10 11:43 PM, GotTheBlues wrote: Your trolling is not amusing.
Go away.
What do you mean? I need help.
At 12/16/10 11:43 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: Use the warmth of your mother's mouth
I tried that already
At 12/16/10 11:44 PM, DemocracyFTW wrote: Slam your head against a wall for trying to fuck with pudding. Got what you deserved
bitches dont fuck with puddin'
:'(
At 12/16/10 11:46 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:At 12/16/10 11:42 PM, GamesArmor wrote: You're gonna have to amputate it.The pudding is solid
make sure to take pics after.
Well, you can kill yourself or you can
At 12/16/10 11:43 PM, SuperGerbal wrote: Use the warmth of your mother's mouth
Listen to this man.
'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony this life
At 12/17/10 12:30 AM, AgroNurse wrote: Put it in the microwave, obviously.
That picture gave me an erection.
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This isn't a medical problem.
You're going to need to see your local ice cream man about getting the pudding removed. He'll be able to take it off with a special tool.
If that fails, go see your local sun.
At 12/16/10 11:46 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:At 12/16/10 11:42 PM, GamesArmor wrote: You're gonna have to amputate it.The pudding is solid
make sure to take pics after.
God damn, how big was the pudding cup?
Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.
Yes, I know I'm going to hell.
Just melt it and wash it off. Use a blow dryer.
I don't even know why I'm telling you this, it's the most retarded idea I've ever heard.
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dude.....dont you have a gf? just have her blow you for awhile....shit will come off and she gets the pudding flavor...honestly idk why ur complaining its like a win win situation.....shits cash money brah
come back! and i will bite your knees off!
If a man can get off looking at scat, I believe your story, because stranger things have fucking happened.
It's best to keep it frozen, as refrigeration does not provide the same sterile environment that freezing can. But you can't keep it frozen for too long or else it will get freezer burnt and develop ice crystals basically saying "Hey, I'm not going to be any good" so at this point it is best to throw it out before you use it and ruin someones lunch.
If you follow these instructions, may I suggest a dousing of Italian dressing in a shallow pan in a 350 degree oven, covered, for 35-40 minutes. Serve with a vegetable of choice and you to can have a cheaply cooked home made meal that everyone can enjoy.
If you're daring, marinade in balsamic for one hour, grill, and serve on a toasty bun with hot ham, melted Swiss, and grilled pineapple with a splash ob barbecue sauce for a refreshing summer time sandwich.
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That is one nasty dick! Maybe you should put cold water on it, melts ice faster.
Go get laid. Have lots and lots of secks.
I don't know if it's make the problem go away, but it'll make for an interesting experiment.
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At 12/16/10 11:43 PM, GotTheBlues wrote: Your trolling is not amusing.
Go away.
i say the same so in hopes of getting this thread banned ima post random ass .Gifs
God knows why you are reading this.
At 12/16/10 11:42 PM, GamesArmor wrote: You're gonna have to amputate it.
This.
Or stop posting shitty threads about your dick.
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