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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 12:31 AM Reply

At 12/17/10 12:06 AM, Sheepiez wrote: I'm gay and as there are only 10 women in the world, I will have less competition.

;3

Well played, my friend.

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 12:31 AM Reply

if there are only 10 woman left on earth i would know that i cant keep her, because the massive war that is pulling out every human being into ships to fight the covanant army is killing not only the woman but the men too..


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 02:34 AM Reply

At 12/16/10 11:14 PM, JulesGatz wrote:
YOU. MY FRIENDS. ARE MORNONS

Mormons or Morons? Being called either is extremely offensive.


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 02:38 AM Reply

Shit, am I really the only one who has played BattleTanx?


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 02:41 AM Reply

At 12/17/10 02:38 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Shit, am I really the only one who has played BattleTanx?

That would be a yes.

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 02:45 AM Reply

Have 10 girlfriends to help populate the world and if one is a bitch, then she doesn't get any more loven lol


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 03:47 AM Reply

First I'd wonder how I got a girlfriend out of nowhere. Second, I would play video games. Then I'd wake up and realize it was all a dream, but find out it really wasn't and have to save her from some sort of bad guy. Or guys.

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 05:49 AM Reply

Nothing

I love being alone, if she wants to leave, she could leave.


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 06:02 AM Reply

Hold on here, so in the equation there are only ten women left on planet right? But does it mean that I would be the only man left, or are all the cock blockers alive?

Case one: Hell, the 10 womens have no other choice to sleep with me for reproduction. My girlfriend would proably be all little uncomfortable with the situation at first, but would later accept it since incest is just wrong.

Case two: I would proably be dead under the first ten seconds, since I expect that the mens first idea would be "Let's keep our priority on reproducting, and safe keep a steady goal to a better tomorrow" ~ some douce. It would be more like "Dibs on blondie!", and I would be killed by horny men.


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 06:21 AM Reply

I'd probably turn them into lesbians and go off to play Dead Space 2 as humanity slowly dies.

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 06:44 AM Reply

At 12/16/10 11:09 PM, SeanJoystick wrote: SELL HER HSELL HER FOR cASh and ASSS!!!

wouldn't selling her drop the ass from this equation?
or do you mean just selling her body? cuz that's cash and profit.

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 06:46 AM Reply

BattleTanx has it right. Wipe out the competition, therefore she has no choice. That, and give her good loving all the time. And actually use her "stupid date ideas" and fucking enjoy them.

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 07:20 AM Reply

grab her cock

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 07:22 AM Reply

I need to get a girlfriend...


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 07:28 AM Reply

At 12/16/10 10:53 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:
At 12/16/10 10:47 PM, Yrtnej wrote:
What do you do to keep her?
Chain her up in my basement.

yup best plan ever


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 07:40 AM Reply

Sing Sweet Child o' Mine in my usual way that she likes (off key and terribly) to get her to stay with me, promising to sing some Iron Maiden.

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 07:41 AM Reply

i dance for her!

There are 10 women left on earth


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 08:00 AM Reply

If you are good in bed, then you are good to go.


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 08:15 AM Reply

Bomb the Russians.

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 08:15 AM Reply

Give up; I'm too lazy to defend one of the last women on earth.

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 08:49 AM Reply

At 12/16/10 10:47 PM, Yrtnej wrote: There are 10 women left on earth. One of them is your girlfriend.

What do you do to keep her?

Woah, woah woah, hold on a second - you're neglecting to tell us about the other nine. Kelly Brook might be in there, for example. If Kelly was one of the last 10 women on the planet, I might just go and take my chances.

Alternatively, if they are munters, being the final 9 of the 10, I'd say "You've seen the equipment, you've given it a test drive. If you want it, let's go."


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 09:07 AM Reply

Show her we were meant to be. Then again, I'm gay.


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 09:09 AM Reply

At 12/16/10 11:44 PM, ICY-HURR wrote:
At 12/16/10 11:16 PM, Yrtnej wrote: At 12/16/10 11:14 PM, JulesGatz wrote:
YOU. MY FRIENDS. ARE MORNONS

But yet, you said "MorNons.

I rest my case.


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 09:14 AM Reply

i would disguise her as a dude


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 09:18 AM Reply

I'd kill every man on Earth one by one with an axe.

Then I'd kill my girlfriend and bang the 9 other girls.


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 03:52 PM Reply

At 12/17/10 06:02 AM, Mismo wrote: Hold on here, so in the equation there are only ten women left on planet right? But does it mean that I would be the only man left, or are all the cock blockers alive?

Good question. There are 3.5 billion men on Earth still, but only 10 women.

At 12/17/10 08:20 AM, dread2760 wrote: Reproduce and start a girl farm, if the child is a boy abort it and try again. I shall then sell the children and get rich.

Sounds like a pretty good idea to me. But you would need an ultrasound and some experience in abortion.

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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 04:38 PM Reply

Are there only ten women on earth and one of them is my girlfriend?, I find that impossible, right now there are 3.500 million of women on earth and none of them is my girlfriend.


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Response to There are 10 women left on earth Dec. 17th, 2010 @ 04:42 PM Reply

If I was the only man on Earth no woman would still want me.