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At 12/17/10 12:06 AM, Sheepiez wrote: I'm gay and as there are only 10 women in the world, I will have less competition.
Well played, my friend.
if there are only 10 woman left on earth i would know that i cant keep her, because the massive war that is pulling out every human being into ships to fight the covanant army is killing not only the woman but the men too..
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At 12/16/10 11:14 PM, JulesGatz wrote:YOU. MY FRIENDS. ARE MORNONS
Mormons or Morons? Being called either is extremely offensive.
At 12/17/10 02:38 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Shit, am I really the only one who has played BattleTanx?
That would be a yes.
Have 10 girlfriends to help populate the world and if one is a bitch, then she doesn't get any more loven lol
First I'd wonder how I got a girlfriend out of nowhere. Second, I would play video games. Then I'd wake up and realize it was all a dream, but find out it really wasn't and have to save her from some sort of bad guy. Or guys.
Hold on here, so in the equation there are only ten women left on planet right? But does it mean that I would be the only man left, or are all the cock blockers alive?
Case one: Hell, the 10 womens have no other choice to sleep with me for reproduction. My girlfriend would proably be all little uncomfortable with the situation at first, but would later accept it since incest is just wrong.
Case two: I would proably be dead under the first ten seconds, since I expect that the mens first idea would be "Let's keep our priority on reproducting, and safe keep a steady goal to a better tomorrow" ~ some douce. It would be more like "Dibs on blondie!", and I would be killed by horny men.
"Even death can be overcome"
At 12/16/10 11:09 PM, SeanJoystick wrote: SELL HER HSELL HER FOR cASh and ASSS!!!
wouldn't selling her drop the ass from this equation?
or do you mean just selling her body? cuz that's cash and profit.
BattleTanx has it right. Wipe out the competition, therefore she has no choice. That, and give her good loving all the time. And actually use her "stupid date ideas" and fucking enjoy them.
I need to get a girlfriend...
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At 12/16/10 10:53 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:At 12/16/10 10:47 PM, Yrtnej wrote:Chain her up in my basement.
What do you do to keep her?
yup best plan ever
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At 12/16/10 10:47 PM, Yrtnej wrote: There are 10 women left on earth. One of them is your girlfriend.
What do you do to keep her?
Woah, woah woah, hold on a second - you're neglecting to tell us about the other nine. Kelly Brook might be in there, for example. If Kelly was one of the last 10 women on the planet, I might just go and take my chances.
Alternatively, if they are munters, being the final 9 of the 10, I'd say "You've seen the equipment, you've given it a test drive. If you want it, let's go."
At 12/16/10 11:44 PM, ICY-HURR wrote:At 12/16/10 11:16 PM, Yrtnej wrote: At 12/16/10 11:14 PM, JulesGatz wrote:YOU. MY FRIENDS. ARE MORNONS
But yet, you said "MorNons.
I rest my case.
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I'd kill every man on Earth one by one with an axe.
Then I'd kill my girlfriend and bang the 9 other girls.
If the cuckoo does not sing, kill it.
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At 12/17/10 06:02 AM, Mismo wrote: Hold on here, so in the equation there are only ten women left on planet right? But does it mean that I would be the only man left, or are all the cock blockers alive?
Good question. There are 3.5 billion men on Earth still, but only 10 women.
At 12/17/10 08:20 AM, dread2760 wrote: Reproduce and start a girl farm, if the child is a boy abort it and try again. I shall then sell the children and get rich.
Sounds like a pretty good idea to me. But you would need an ultrasound and some experience in abortion.
Are there only ten women on earth and one of them is my girlfriend?, I find that impossible, right now there are 3.500 million of women on earth and none of them is my girlfriend.