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rubber-dum-dum
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Calcium disorder 2010-12-15 23:48:44 Reply

Apparently I am one of the most mutant human being on the planet. The latest evidence for this being the fact that I have a rare calcium disorder that causes calcium to build up into my body until my body rejects and expels it by making my hair, nails, and teeth grow rapidly (I have fangs, and have had to go to the dentist in order to get my teeth filed down).

Other than that I have a sleep disorder that causes extremely intense and long REM sleep (hyper realistic and super long dreams)
I am a high functioning autistic
I have a testosterone disorder
I'm flat footed
My right arm is about an inch and a half longer than my left

Anyone else have any mutations? If so I would be curious to know.


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Response to Calcium disorder 2010-12-15 23:55:02 Reply

You can totally become a superhero.

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Response to Calcium disorder 2010-12-15 23:55:37 Reply

I don't think I do, really. I'm near sighted, and have a lazy eye, but that's about it. I'm sorry to hear about your ailments, dude.

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Response to Calcium disorder 2010-12-15 23:57:37 Reply

At 12/15/10 11:55 PM, Imaku wrote: You can totally become a superhero.

What would my powers be?

Oh by the way the common name for my calcium disorder is Werewolf's Syndrome because the cycle is roughly monthly and causes my teeth, hair, and nails to grow rapidly. Like a man turning into a wolf at the full moon.


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Response to Calcium disorder 2010-12-16 00:02:13 Reply

rubber johnny for the win


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Response to Calcium disorder 2010-12-16 00:42:07 Reply

At 12/15/10 11:48 PM, rubber-dum-dum wrote: Anyone else have any mutations? If so I would be curious to know.

Not sure if having abnormally long fingers and toes counts.


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Response to Calcium disorder 2010-12-16 00:52:55 Reply

I have a genetic mutation where my sensitivity to light is really high, so bright days burn my eyes and I can barely go outside, and I can see extremely well in the dark.
Also

Know how muscle growth is caused by microscopic tears in the muscle?
I heard a story of a person who had a mutation that instead of fixing and making the muscle larger, It replaces it with bone, so you essentually grow a seccond skeleton. Problem is that your chest has muscles in it, and when they turn into bones, your kinda fucked because you can't breathe anymore. Needless to say they died at a young age


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Response to Calcium disorder 2010-12-16 00:57:02 Reply

At 12/15/10 11:48 PM, rubber-dum-dum wrote:

Other than that I have a sleep disorder that causes extremely intense and long REM sleep (hyper realistic and super long dreams)

holy fucking shit, i always wished i could have a disorder like this, do you know what lucid dreaming is?


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Response to Calcium disorder 2010-12-16 02:32:28 Reply

High functioning autistic?

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Response to Calcium disorder 2010-12-16 05:37:36 Reply

I'm immortal but that's about it.