Would it be possible...

[LiteNite]

To pee so fucking hard that your urethra bruises, or breaks?

Because I have to pee like a motherfucker drinking a big gulp in the middle of July while watching the local baseball game cheering until your vocal cords hurt, then go to the local clinic for a remedy then find out you have to go across the country to get saguaro cactus juice then poke yourself accidentally while trying to get the juice by trying to peel off the cactus skin and then that cut gets infected then you have to go to the clinic again and forget to take the juice, but the nurse has band-aids and alcohol and says she found some cactus juice in the general store right next to the clinic then you yell at the nurse then she feels bad and then you feel bad and then you say you're sorry and then she says she's not going to fix it then you beg her then she finally says "okay..", then you get better but your cut hurts a lot then you find out you now have tetanus somehow then you don't go to the clinic again because you don't feel like bothering the nurse again then the meat on your face rots away and eventually you die.

this was all totally made up and written in 10-15 minutes.

but seriously, answer the question.

[Yert]

At 12/14/10 06:41 PM, LiteNite wrote: To pee so fucking hard that your urethra bruises, or breaks?

Doubt it.

[JohnCamPro]

Uhh, what?

[gamekillereater]

Not by the force behind your pee, I'm not sure if something blocking your urethra would increase the chances of that happening.

[CZX1194]

sounds like that would hurt alot

[KillerGoose]

That would be impossible.

You can hold back urine only to a certain extent, or until your body decides it's time to go.

[Light]

At 12/14/10 06:42 PM, Yert wrote:

At 12/14/10 06:41 PM, LiteNite wrote: To pee so fucking hard that your urethra bruises, or breaks?

If it bruised in anyway, that means that you've started bleeding internally, and the pressure exerted by the flowing urine on the walls of the urethra is not nearly strong enough to damage it, I believe.

[ThomSip]

eeehmmmm... no

[CyanSandwich]

I really don't want to be thinking about this next time I pee..

[Lagerkapo]

That really took you 10-15 whole minutes?

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 12/14/10 06:41 PM, LiteNite wrote: To pee so fucking hard that your urethra bruises, or breaks?

Kidney Stones.

[XenonMonkey]

My penis feels bad now.

[LiteNite]

At 12/14/10 07:29 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: That really took you 10-15 whole minutes?

took 3-4 minutes to write but ten minutes to think of.