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Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:06 PM Reply

And I dont believe him because my mother told me there is no mother fucking santa claus and she was the one who put presents under the free by the name of ''santa clause''. My nephew believes in santa and his mom tells me not to tell him that he isnt here. well fuck that if he is going to find out, better him find out now. How do I tell him?

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:07 PM Reply

What the fuck do you mean there is no Santa Claus?


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:08 PM Reply

It's sad that you care so much about this.


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:08 PM Reply

At 12/14/10 05:06 PM, Tino55 wrote: do I tell him?

Don't ruin Christmas like an asshole. >:/


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:08 PM Reply

You rape him and whisper it into his ears.


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:10 PM Reply

Tell him it's really the Easter Bunny's second job, because times are tough and working one holiday just doesn't pay all the bills anymore.


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:12 PM Reply

Not yet. Right before Christmas is a terrible idea, do it whenever it suits, but not this close to the Holiday in question.


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:14 PM Reply

Just tell him the truth: that Santa Claus is real, but he's dead.


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:14 PM Reply

Fine. Let him believe in Santa. He'll find out the harsh reality soon enough.


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:31 PM Reply

He'll find out eventually, so don't be a dickhead about it.

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:33 PM Reply

Don't turn your back on the true meaning of Chrimbus!


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:53 PM Reply

You shouldn't tell him. It's almost Christmas, and letting him keep his fantasies for the time being will help make the holiday... easier.

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 05:57 PM Reply

You should tell him that Sanata is a red ape from thousands of years ago and enslaved the elves from space to make his gifts to the children.


Well we were dumb enough to think it was gonna happen.

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:02 PM Reply

At 12/14/10 05:57 PM, ToddM wrote: You should tell him that Sanata is a red ape from thousands of years ago and enslaved the elves from space to make his gifts to the children.

And the toys were still defocated upon!

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:08 PM Reply

At 12/14/10 06:02 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
And the toys were still defocated upon!

And thats where babies come from.


Well we were dumb enough to think it was gonna happen.

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:11 PM Reply

Why are you such a fucking dick.
Parents use it to make their kids behave atleast a little bit, just help the poor woman out.


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:12 PM Reply

"If Santa is real then how does he get in when we don't have a chimney?"
If you do have a chimney then leave the fire on to burn santa.


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:33 PM Reply

Are you fucking SERIOUS? Let me guess, you're one of those kids who threw a temper tantrum when you found out Santa didn't exist and accused your parents of being filthy liars. And now, because you're all bitter about Santa not existing you feel you must ruin it for those who really do believe; especially a young kid no less. :| What if someone who knew (hypothetically) the truth about the afterlife and it turns out there is no after life; would you really want them telling you that after putting in a lot of effort to be a good person? No? Then why should YOU wreck it for your nephew?

When I was a kid, I believed in Santa but I didn't throw a fit when I found out he wasn't real. Hell, I saw it as a nice little learning experiance about how good behavior does bring along karma.

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:35 PM Reply

Tell that little brat that there is no Santa Claus, Peter Pan and the Tooth Fairy don't exist, and his parents are making up little white lies deliberately for you.

Trust me, he won't regret it.
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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:43 PM Reply

Rapemas has Pedo Clause. Its just Pedo bear in a red hat

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:45 PM Reply

Wait, there's no Santa???

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:46 PM Reply

I want proof!

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:46 PM Reply

Wow you're an asshole. Why would you want to ruin a child's Christmas like that?


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 06:47 PM Reply

At 12/14/10 05:07 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: What the fuck do you mean there is no Santa Claus?

lalalalalaal I can't hear you lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalal

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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 07:00 PM Reply

At 12/14/10 05:06 PM, Tino55 wrote: And I dont believe him because my mother told me there is no mother fucking santa claus and she was the one who put presents under the free by the name of ''santa clause''. My nephew believes in santa and his mom tells me not to tell him that he isnt here. well fuck that if he is going to find out, better him find out now. How do I tell him?

Santa Claus is real.

Don't ruin it for him by filling his head with your corrupt lies. You may have lost faith, but he hasn't.


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 07:02 PM Reply

At 12/14/10 06:33 PM, Saku-Tatsuya wrote: Are you fucking SERIOUS? Let me guess, you're one of those kids who threw a temper tantrum when you found out Santa didn't exist and accused your parents of being filthy liars. And now, because you're all bitter about Santa not existing you feel you must ruin it for those who really do believe; especially a young kid no less. :| What if someone who knew (hypothetically) the truth about the afterlife and it turns out there is no after life; would you really want them telling you that after putting in a lot of effort to be a good person? No? Then why should YOU wreck it for your nephew?

Lmao.

Although he does have a good point. Don't ruin it for him. Tell him in like half a year, he'll take the news better.

Better yet, how old is your nephew?


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 07:02 PM Reply

don't tell him... His parents will know the right time


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 07:32 PM Reply

Why would you ever want to tell a kid that there's no Santa Claus?
He'll figure it out on his own.


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 07:33 PM Reply

Show him a picture of his dad and say "This is santa claus" if he a retard then he will think santa claus is his dad


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Response to Nephew believes in santa clause Dec. 14th, 2010 @ 07:42 PM Reply

At 12/14/10 06:33 PM, Saku-Tatsuya wrote: Are you fucking SERIOUS? Let me guess, you're one of those kids who threw a temper tantrum when you found out Santa didn't exist and accused your parents of being filthy liars. And now, because you're all bitter about Santa not existing you feel you must ruin it for those who really do believe; especially a young kid no less.

I hated those kids when I was younger. When I was younger, some fat Jewish dickfart kid tried to tell me Santa wasn't real. I wouldn't have any of it, so I just stuck my fingers in my ears and started singing to piss him off. God, I love innocence.


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