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200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:08:07 Reply

You become two hundred percent sexier than you are as of this moment. How would you plan out your day, and could you maintain 200% the entire day!?


I would punch him in the face.

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:09:30 Reply

200% of zero is still zero.

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:10:11 Reply

im more curious in how the sexy change would look, i mean, would i get like a heros chin, awesome abs or would i just become awesomley charismatic and talk about penises 200%?


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:10:34 Reply

At 12/13/10 04:09 PM, Ptero wrote: 200% of zero is still zero.

Slime isn't zero, its like 4%. You can't be zero.

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:10:37 Reply

At 12/13/10 04:09 PM, Ptero wrote: 200% of zero is still zero.

now divide that by 0.


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:11:36 Reply

We've hit maximum sexy!!

insert zapp brannigan picture here.

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:12:30 Reply

Rape everyone, they will love it


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:13:46 Reply

Well, if I lose a couple of kilograms...

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:14:38 Reply

well how ever sexy I am is a 100% (for me, not out of everyone) so 200% sexier would mean im 300% sexy out of me.

sooo I dont know


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:14:48 Reply

Nothing, nothing would happen.


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:16:57 Reply

At 12/13/10 04:12 PM, Prometheus13 wrote: Rape everyone, they will love it.

Ben Affleck wouldn't. He wouldn't enjoy it all. And that's just what would make it all the sweeter.

And maybe Ashley Tisdale.

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:18:36 Reply

...So are you saying that I've become so unnaturally sexy that I could murder a man in front of his family, have sex with his wife and relatives, and walk off scott-free?

I am a sick bear, I am.
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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:21:33 Reply

Meh, I'd stay inside all day.


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:29:28 Reply

I'd take a picture of myself at 200% sexiness and then forever say, " I was sexy once, and I have proof."


I'm looking for the guy who puts the "rapist" in "therapist". Because I'm totally not him.

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 16:45:05 Reply

Oh I don't know, I'd stay on my PC hitting on chicks online all day. Or just playing Runescape..or Tibia.


shit's amazing

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 17:15:29 Reply

I suck it all in and spare the universe another big bang.

Humanoid typhoon? Pfft. Humanoid SUPERNOVA is what 200% sexier-Me will be!

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 17:40:05 Reply

I'm then %400 over the legal sexy limit and am only spared jail time because even the straight male cops can't stop ejaculating for long enough to unholster their weapons and do something about it.


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 17:46:31 Reply

At 12/13/10 04:08 PM, Peony wrote: You become two hundred percent sexier than you are as of this moment.

why exactly 200%?
i would feel... very sexy, though. it would be really weird.


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 17:47:11 Reply

At 12/13/10 04:09 PM, Ptero wrote: 200% of zero is still zero.

Touche.

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 17:59:59 Reply

At 12/13/10 04:14 PM, yonokowhat wrote: well how ever sexy I am is a 100% (for me, not out of everyone) so 200% sexier would mean im 300% sexy out of me.

Wrong. You'd be 200% sexier, not 300%. 100 * 2.


I have nothing to say that is at all relevant.

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 18:05:42 Reply

I don't think the world would be able to handle that much sexiness :3


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 18:18:01 Reply

At 12/13/10 05:08 PM, EggoBleeder wrote:
At 12/13/10 04:08 PM, Peony wrote: You become two hundred percent sexier than you are as of this moment. How would you plan out your day, and could you maintain 200% the entire day!?
200% is only double.

0% = one times better.
100% = two times better.
200% = guess it.


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 18:24:39 Reply

I'd post pics to NG for all you sexy beasts to enjoy.

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 18:25:55 Reply

At 12/13/10 06:24 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Rub my sexiness in my ex boyfriends face.

How about I rub your nipples? :3


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 18:26:56 Reply

At 12/13/10 06:25 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote:
At 12/13/10 06:24 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Rub my sexiness in my ex boyfriends face.
How about I rub your nipples? :3

How about you don't do that here.

200% Sexier.


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 18:28:32 Reply

At 12/13/10 06:26 PM, Falonefal wrote:
At 12/13/10 06:25 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote:
At 12/13/10 06:24 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Rub my sexiness in my ex boyfriends face.
How about I rub your nipples? :3
How about you don't do that here.

How about you just shut your trap, Woody?


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 20:14:29 Reply

Total sexy level: 15000%

Fuck yee

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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 20:19:35 Reply

At 12/13/10 04:45 PM, MiroDK wrote: Oh I don't know, I'd stay on my PC hitting on chicks online all day. Or just playing Runescape..or Tibia.

LOL. RUNESCAPE.


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 21:27:28 Reply

I'd totally break with acceptable good form and get with the waitress at this restaurant I was at the other day.

Actually, maybe I'll do that anyway.


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Response to 200% Sexier. 2010-12-13 21:32:52 Reply

At 12/13/10 04:09 PM, Ptero wrote: 200% of zero is still zero.

Yeah, this. Thanks for lowering my already deficient self-esteem OP.


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