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Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:11:47 Reply

Now I enjoy a good furry wank as much as the next sane chap, but $30 for this? It's easy money, and I feel like getting me some. Would anyone like to join me?

or we could just cuddle
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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:12:46 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:11 PM, parzo wrote: Now I enjoy a good furry wank as much as the next sane chap,

So not even remotely?

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:13:35 Reply

Well, shit. $30 for what looks like less than an hour's work.


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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:13:36 Reply

implying you have talent

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:15:07 Reply

Oh wait, that is a piece of shit. No talent needed. nvm.

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:16:19 Reply

note how it has no bids

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:17:11 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:13 PM, Ptero wrote: implying you have talent

I'm sure there's someone out there who will pay good money to jack off to this.

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:19:08 Reply

I believe Oliver meant to do this at some point to fund his MS Points addiction, but his laziness got the better of him.

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:20:25 Reply

Where do I sign up?

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:20:49 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:17 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: I'm sure there's someone out there who will pay good money to jack off to this.

LOL =D

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:21:14 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:20 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Where do I sign up?

I'll start the bidding at $500.


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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:22:28 Reply

Yes, people will pay good money to have their fursonas drawn, even shittily so. That's a pile of crap and most of the artists you meet would not use people desperate for their drawings as a source of money.

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:35:38 Reply

I'm such a fucking pro

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:37:29 Reply

Protip: you only need to get decent at drawing furry heads (I'm not), then you simply trace the rest from an existing porn pic. Instant furry fap material.

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:38:22 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:37 PM, parzo wrote: Protip: you only need to get decent at drawing furry heads (I'm not), then you simply trace the rest from an existing porn pic. Instant furry fap material.

That looks like a bat.

lol


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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:39:10 Reply

Hey 30 bucks is 30 bucks.


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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:40:43 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:39 PM, DP36 wrote: Hey 30 bucks is 30 bucks.

You may earn $30. But at what cost?


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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:43:41 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:40 PM, razorbladesigh wrote:
At 12/12/10 07:39 PM, DP36 wrote: Hey 30 bucks is 30 bucks.
You may earn $30. But at what cost?

Apparently it just cost you around 30 minutes of your time.


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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:44:26 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:38 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: That looks like a bat.

lol

Another tip: you don't have to know what species it is until well after you've drawn it.

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:45:01 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:43 PM, Blush wrote:
At 12/12/10 07:40 PM, razorbladesigh wrote:
At 12/12/10 07:39 PM, DP36 wrote: Hey 30 bucks is 30 bucks.
You may earn $30. But at what cost?
Apparently it just cost you around 30 minutes of your time.

Well, there's that. But you have to live with a few facts:
You looked at furry porn.
You drew furry porn.
You willingly envisioned a positive outcome for the 2 above actions.

Not worth it.


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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:49:21 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:37 PM, parzo wrote: Protip: you only need to get decent at drawing furry heads (I'm not), then you simply trace the rest from an existing porn pic. Instant furry fap material.

Wait, what in the shit is that? I'm not exactly a good artist, but even I feel like heaving my stomach with that trace...

Here's some shitty furry guy I just drew who agrees with me.

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:52:21 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:40 PM, razorbladesigh wrote:
At 12/12/10 07:39 PM, DP36 wrote: Hey 30 bucks is 30 bucks.
You may earn $30. But at what cost?

Well, it may just be a random misuse of my art skills. But i really don't care, like i said 30 bucks is 30 bucks. I don't think that would be primary source of income for me though.


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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:54:58 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:49 PM, Lintire wrote: Wait, what in the shit is that? I'm not exactly a good artist, but even I feel like heaving my stomach with that trace...

Here's some shitty furry guy I just drew who agrees with me.

Thats kind of my point, i just googled some random word, got the attached picture, traced it poorly and added ears. Despite this, it's around the same level of quality as many of the pictures you'd see on a furry porn site.

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:57:40 Reply

Here's some shitty furry guy I just drew who agrees with me.
Thats kind of my point, i just googled some random word, got the attached picture, traced it poorly and added ears. Despite this, it's around the same level of quality as many of the pictures you'd see on a furry porn site.

But just like in all art, there are average and shitty pieces, and then there are amazingly drawn ones. Which is why there is an auction site.


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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 19:59:03 Reply

Save image, print.

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 20:02:17 Reply

At 12/12/10 07:57 PM, DP36 wrote: But just like in all art, there are average and shitty pieces, and then there are amazingly drawn ones. Which is why there is an auction site.

A just wanted an excuse to post a topic as well as MSpaint some furry secks. I...I........never meant it to turn out this way.........

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-12 21:57:15 Reply

I accept cash or money order

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-14 14:24:16 Reply

Note that the costs will run you as well. Because the print will be 18'' in width, and basically two feet long, (think of two one foot long subs stuck to each other at the ends,) all that space will require ink, as well as a special kind of quality wax paper to print it on, (like most posters.)
You also have to factor in the use of renting a printer from a company that can make use of paper that big, which will also cost you money.
Also, shipping expenses.
And taxes may apply on all the assets mentioned above.

Those costs don't really reflect the quality of the art, but the resources that are used to make it. Heck, a completely black print will still probably cost around $30'ish, if only because the entire thing will need to be covered in so much pure black ink. You'd be lucky to get half of what you are selling it for.

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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-14 14:25:33 Reply

How did that bid get to $30?

Fuck, If it sells I'm giving up on art.


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Response to Need money? Draw furry porn! 2010-12-14 14:26:49 Reply

Jonas makes a killing with that shit. I heard he pulled down one birrion dorra after taxes last year.