I need a time sink

[TiredPaperBoy]

No this isn't a twat being ironic asking for a sink which holds time or some shit.

I'm bored shitless and I have gone through all of my good games and I'm now ended up playing Minesweeper and Solitare via Microsoft...

I'm truely bored.

Anything good, an online novel, a webcomic series, a game (Flash or retail), ANYTHING for me to throw time at.

I even wrote about a 1000 word start to a story and worked on some 3D modelling for college, yes, I'm so bored I'm doing college work.

HALPS!

[saltovergray]

Games? Any sort of preference for these games? Along the lines of favorite kinds of games, etc etc?

[NerdLiife]

Seems like you need a life.

[Zerok]

Bored? Learn how to build games :)

[GeneralPlanet]

You could find some TV Show and watch as many episodes you can find of it I guess.

[Lintire]

Well, I'd say to either learn to do something - another language, an instrument, whatever, or go play Minecraft. Either one will suck up your time.

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 12/12/10 07:03 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: Games? Any sort of preference for these games? Along the lines of favorite kinds of games, etc etc?

FPS RTS RPG MMO Sim you name it I've played it.

At 12/12/10 07:04 PM, NerdLiife wrote: Seems like you need a life.

I know right?

At 12/12/10 07:04 PM, Zerok wrote: Bored? Learn how to build games :)

That sounds like a lot of effort, and I don't have any particular interest...

At 12/12/10 07:08 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: You could find some TV Show and watch as many episodes you can find of it I guess.

Scrubs, Two and a Half Men, The Imbetweeners, MisFits all just went down the time sink's plug hole...

...

I'm being productive, I hope you guys are proud of yoursleves.

[Ptero]

Build a sink.

[GiantDouche]

Build 10 sinks.

[HungarianSupermarket]

Make me a magnificent 3D cock.

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 12/12/10 07:17 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Make me a magnificent 3D cock.

I'm no good with huminz, or anatomy... bows, swords, axes, guns are my specialty.

[Interimo]

Go visit Tv Tropes or SCP, both are very interesting and I've spent countless hours just on Tv Tropes.

[mooguy]

Porn, indie films, or ipod/ipad games. Angry Birds. Or go to GOG.com and find some good ol' games. Their all really cheep. I picked up Fallout 1 and 2 and they've sucked up nights of my life.

[razorbladesigh]

At 12/12/10 07:31 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:

At 12/12/10 07:17 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Make me a magnificent 3D cock.

I'm no good with huminz, or anatomy... bows, swords, axes, guns are my specialty.

Make me a sword with ballz for the guard.

[LordZeebmork]

find something constructive to do or you will end up a nihilistic piece of shit with no future who constantly stares complete and utter failure in the face and who tries and fails constantly to forget that by sinking into a constant game- and internet-induced stupor and wishes every day to be hit by a truck and killed

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 12/12/10 07:44 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: find something constructive to do or you will end up a nihilistic piece of shit with no future who constantly stares complete and utter failure in the face and who tries and fails constantly to forget that by sinking into a constant game- and internet-induced stupor and wishes every day to be hit by a truck and killed

You have no fun in your life do you?

LOL, seriously, so I wonna waste a little time, doesn't mean I'm throwing my life away in one sunday night.

[LordZeebmork]

At 12/12/10 08:06 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: You have no fun in your life do you?

i am the only person in my town who speaks english except for my parents and they have both made it very clear that they would prefer it if i had never been born

LOL, seriously, so I wonna waste a little time, doesn't mean I'm throwing my life away in one sunday night.

that's what they all say, sonny

[zaxe7]

Have any freinds or family you wanted to visit?

[tox]

search up a internet comic named better days, that will take you a while to read through

[SergeiPetrenko]

How about you get a girlfriend?

[hongkongexpress]

Put your watch into the sink when you do dishes.

[CyanSandwich]

At 12/12/10 07:17 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Make me a magnificent 3D cock.

i made you one.

which may or may not have been made by oney.

[GamesArmor]

Minecraft.

[Dr-Worm]

At 12/12/10 07:32 PM, Interimo wrote: Go visit Tv Tropes

YES. Also, Sporcle. And since you said you're looking for a webcomic, there's nothing better than Axe Cop. Written by a 6-year-old, drawn by his 30-year-old brother.

And while we're at it, here's a short list of various awesome cancelled/finished TV shows that I've been burning through when I'm in need of some quality time-wasting:

Arrested Development
Freaks and Geeks
Home Movies
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Spaced
The Wire
Invader Zim

And I'm gonna start either Firefly or The Prisoner once finals end.

Or, fuck it, just play Minecraft like everyone else. Or, like, go read Infinite Jest or something.

[Lionelion]

At 12/12/10 06:58 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: No this isn't a twat being ironic asking for a sink which holds time or some shit.

I'm bored shitless and I have gone through all of my good games and I'm now ended up playing Minesweeper and Solitare via Microsoft...

I'm truely bored.

Anything good, an online novel, a webcomic series, a game (Flash or retail), ANYTHING for me to throw time at.

I even wrote about a 1000 word start to a story and worked on some 3D modelling for college, yes, I'm so bored I'm doing college work.

HALPS!

youve come to the right guy. i can list some stuff thats entertaining and time-wasting
first off, the site you posted this on, NEWGROUNDS! i mean really, some good stuff is cranked out here often, so check out the flash portal every now and then.
next off, if youre a gamer of any sort, and like retro games and like getting reviews of them before you play them, check out the AVGN, or angry video game nerd. just search his name on google, it'll be one of the first options that pops up, or just click my link
next, if you like watching older movies and still like reviews of them, check out Nostalgia critic. once again, just search his name, it should be the very first option that comes up, or click my link (btw, both the aforementioned AVGN and the Nostalgia Critic are very funny, their vids are just ridiculous at times)
finally, Youtube. it helps more if you have an account on it. they have this "recommended for you" thing that gives you vids to watch based on what you have watched in the past. alot of the time its just bull, but sometimes its actually good stuff.
If you like web comics, give Cyanide and Happiness a try, it is absolutely hysterical, and they have a new one up everyday
if you like pokemon and web comics, try Pokemon X. its one of many pokemon web comics out there, but this ones a little different than the others, so try it out. i think it updates once a week or month or something
finally, if you like manga or anime(Japanese cartoons and Japanese comics), ie youre an otaku of sorts, check out Mangafox.com or Animefreak.tv. they have tons of manga and anime respectively. im sure you'll find something
wow, that was a mouthful. i think i listed everything that i check when im bored. if you get bored of those, which really shouldnt be for a long time, come back, and i can list some more stuff. sorry if i didnt describe some of these well, but check em out anyway. if they arent for you, fine, if they are, great.

[JustinPlatt]

At 12/12/10 06:58 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:

:shit tons

Have you ever heard of jerking off?

:seriously

[Damien]

I swear to god, how come no one has mentioned StumbleUpon?!
Are you guys retarded?

Stumble upon is responsible for wasting peoples lives since '05.

How bout instead of visiting websites that are on the top of your mind manually, you just have to click one button and it takes you to the good stuff?

Anyway, sign up, install the firefox plugin and start wasting time my friend.

Check the video out if you want.

[Corky-D]

I'm partial to Zeroks idea.

Learn to make flash games to contribute and earn money at the same time.

[Falonefal]

At 12/13/10 12:36 PM, Corky-D wrote: I'm partial to Zeroks idea.

Learn to make flash games to contribute and earn money at the same time.

Lol, 0.54$ per flash.

[MiroDK]

I'd tell you to go out a bit, read a book about philosophy or something, or a classical literary book.

But if you want a really huge time sink, then just download one of those free MMOs like Maplestory or something.