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Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:03:40 Reply

I'm going to go fight a master who was taught by man and show him a lesson!

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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:05:06 Reply

What if my master was... CHUCK NORRIS?


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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:05:23 Reply

Have fun with that, then.


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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:06:45 Reply

this is referencing the mentally disabled guy who tried to fight some ex marine in the dojo died and got his corpse thrown into a dumpster right?

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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:07:35 Reply

At 12/11/10 08:06 PM, SouthAsian wrote: this is referencing the mentally disabled guy who tried to fight some ex marine in the dojo died and got his corpse thrown into a dumpster right?

no, never heard about that :(
but I am fighting an ex-marine to show everyone the power of jesus christ!

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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:08:20 Reply

At 12/11/10 08:05 PM, ryanson209 wrote: What if my master was... CHUCK NORRIS?

Chuck Norris > Jesus

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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:09:03 Reply

At 12/11/10 08:07 PM, Ragger wrote:
At 12/11/10 08:06 PM, SouthAsian wrote: this is referencing the mentally disabled guy who tried to fight some ex marine in the dojo died and got his corpse thrown into a dumpster right?
no, never heard about that :(
but I am fighting an ex-marine to show everyone the power of jesus christ!

Ok.But whatever you do watch out for the pole! D:

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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:09:45 Reply

At 12/11/10 08:09 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Ok.But whatever you do watch out for the pole! D:

I need no help from a mortal man!

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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:11:04 Reply

ok bb.. im gonna be watching you from now on.
dont miss step, i will be right there

Jesus is teaching me kung-fu!


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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:11:15 Reply

The OP disgusts me.


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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:15:35 Reply

At 12/11/10 08:08 PM, Blue-Dolphin wrote:
At 12/11/10 08:05 PM, ryanson209 wrote: What if my master was... CHUCK NORRIS?
Chuck Norris > Jesus

Chuck Norris was cool back when we were all twelve laughing at the dancing banana and Shoop Da Whoop, when we still thought it was cool to say "IT'S OVER 9,000!" and thought mindless violence, blood and gore, swearing, overuse of the word 'gay', and references to Family Guy is the formula for an epic movie.


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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:36:18 Reply

At 12/11/10 08:11 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: The OP disgusts me.

You have no faith!

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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:41:33 Reply

Impossible. God (and by extension Jesus) hates fags.

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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:41:53 Reply

Watch the pole bro.


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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 20:52:13 Reply

He isn't though, is he?


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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 21:03:20 Reply

I kick ass for the Lord!

Anyone seen Dead Alive? :D


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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 21:46:07 Reply

At 12/11/10 08:06 PM, SouthAsian wrote: this is referencing the mentally disabled guy who tried to fight some ex marine in the dojo died and got his corpse thrown into a dumpster right?

>>> Actually the "Jesus taught me" fighter, survived, and he didn't wish to press charges against the "Black belt". A cop wanted him to press charges. But still such a shameful excuse of a martial artist. The intent of Martial arts is to learn to defend against occasinally barbaric beligerent people like the Sargent. In case civilized and intellectual discourse and diplomacy failes. When you eek out "ok ok man here's my wallet, at least let me keep my photos, and ID". and the barbarian mercilessly denies these reasonable request for personal effects, and charges at you with a knife.

This actually happened up here in the Cangzhou (Zoo), a thief knifed my co-worker in the butt, AFTER he GAVE his wallet out to the thief. Some people just should have kids....


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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 21:49:24 Reply

At 12/11/10 09:46 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: Some people just should have kids....

What?


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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 21:51:35 Reply

At 12/11/10 09:49 PM, JoeMation wrote:
At 12/11/10 09:46 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: Some people just should have kids....
What?

to make carrying the TV out of your house easier.

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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 21:59:45 Reply

At 12/11/10 09:46 PM, hongkongexpress wrote:
>>> Actually the "Jesus taught me" fighter, survived, and he didn't wish to press charges against the "Black belt". A cop wanted him to press charges. But still such a shameful excuse of a martial artist.

Woah in that case I'm glad the guy survived.

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Response to Jesus is teaching me kung-fu! 2010-12-11 22:41:07 Reply

Everybody was kung-fu fighting!


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