A badass physical confrontation.

[killingspreekiller]

So if anyone read my last thread it was about me getting bullied and such. I was basically just shedding woeful tears for my one behalf.

But TODAY, I did something different and something I consider to be the most badass thing I have yet to have done.

So these two bullies approached me and with deragatorry comment I can't quite recall, and one of them was leaning in to shove me, so I went with my habitual instinct and attempted to avoid him.

I don't know what happened, my cognitive ability just shut off at this point. I don't know why, perhaps just from a strange release of anger, I punched the kid in the side. He pulled back, holding to his side and I lay one on his neck. (The neck because I read that was the most efficetive manner in which one could be incampacitated.) He just emits this strange "OARGEH" noise and falls to the ground.

His friend is next to me and is running at this point to defend his friend, I freak out because I am but a weak child incapable of even lifting myself and I run away. I run up this stairway that is to my left, I reach the top stair, and take a step to the right.

Although I am a weakling, I seemed to have greater stamina then him as he was out of breath but I was relatively fine. Me and him stare down, and I kick him with my toe and he falls down the staircase.

I then run away to class.

Fin. (Yes, I understand how badass you are internet tough guy, and how you, in my situation would just ninjakick him in the groin and he would explode into pieces. Alas, I am not you, internet tough guy.)
Needless to say, I think they will not be bothering me again.

[Porch]

aw gonna go shoot up your school kid?

[Kollskegg]

A.K.A Op got his ass kicked and likes to lie about himself on the internet.

[killingspreekiller]

At 12/10/10 10:13 PM, Porch wrote: aw gonna go shoot up your school kid?

No, I don't see where you got that from. I handled the situation on accident, and I am content with that.

Also, you suck balls at trolling. My 8 year old brother trolls Newgrounds better then you.

[Light]

It's a good thing you stood up to that bully and incapacititated him.

[Yert]

No offense, but you probably made yourself look like a bitch running away like that. You probably would have looked more badass if you stayed and fought the other kid, regardless if you won or not.

[SouthAsian]

Thats what Im Fucking TALKING about bro good job!

[SpaceWhale]

I believe you. Good job, bro.

[PWJP]

At 12/10/10 10:14 PM, Kollskegg wrote: A.K.A Op got his ass kicked and likes to lie about himself on the internet.

I doubt it; he made a thread before about how much he was bullied, so it's really difficult that he made this up to not seem like a badass.
Anyway, you'd better skip class tomorrow OP, they are going to be MAAAAD at you. But at least you did the right thing and stood up to yourself.

[stonecold-basilisk]

At 12/10/10 10:10 PM, killingspreekiller wrote: He pulled back, holding to his side and I lay one on his neck. (The neck because I read that was the most efficetive manner in which one could be incampacitated.) He just emits this strange "OARGEH" noise and falls to the ground.

You certainly showed him! Cool!

[SpaceWhale]

At 12/10/10 10:21 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: Anyway, you'd better skip class tomorrow OP, they are going to be MAAAAD at you. But at least you did the right thing and stood up to yourself.

I wouldn't suggest skipping class normally, but please do this. With the way you described it, they'd probably bring in AK's the next day. (okay maybe not) But still call in to the school to tell them why.

[killingspreekiller]

At 12/10/10 10:23 PM, Space-Whale wrote:

At 12/10/10 10:21 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: Anyway, you'd better skip class tomorrow OP, they are going to be MAAAAD at you. But at least you did the right thing and stood up to yourself.

I wouldn't suggest skipping class normally, but please do this. With the way you described it, they'd probably bring in AK's the next day. (okay maybe not) But still call in to the school to tell them why.

Good part about this, is that today was our finals day. This had occurred during this 3 hour passing period that we have between finals. I was going to my WH finals, then this happened and I had took the final. So really I won't be at school nor would I see these kids for 3 weeks. I had actually picked a good date to do this, right before break and all.

[NerdLiife]

At 12/10/10 10:10 PM, killingspreekiller wrote: Internetz Text

Cool

Story

Bro

[Falconpunchr]

A heavyweight wrestler currently wants to fuck my shit up. All during Christmas break I'm going to fucking work out so I stand a little bit of a chance against him.

[TheLemonHammer]

I commend you, grasshopper! Kids today should know this is the way to handle a bully. Not telling a teacher. Telling an adult just makes you look more vulnerable, and more likely to get your ass kicked. Nice work.

[6r0undZ3r0]

The badassery of this tale is debatable.

[SouthAsian]

At 12/10/10 10:42 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: A heavyweight wrestler currently wants to fuck my shit up. All during Christmas break I'm going to fucking work out so I stand a little bit of a chance against him.

Why?Try and avoid fighting such as getting a teacher or principal to mediate the problem.IT IS NOT going to make you look like weak.It makes you the bigger person.If fighting becomes reality find all kind of weaknesses about the human body.

such as taking your palm and ramming it up on the guys nose.Attacking weak parts of the leg.His chin.I know adrenaline is pumping like crazy at this moment but try and focus.

[Par0xysM]

Congratulations on your handling of the situation. I am currently debating whether the way I visioned your story in my mind was really as badass as it was when you did it.

[TheLemonHammer]

At 12/10/10 10:54 PM, SouthAsian wrote:

Try and avoid fighting such as getting a teacher or principal to mediate the problem.IT IS NOT going to make you look like weak.It makes you the bigger person.

Do you really think bullies care who the "bigger person" is? Most likely they're bumbling idiots who can't go a second sentence without saying "fag." Psychological warfare won't work on those who can't understand what "psychological" means.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

I'm sure I said punch him in the neck but you have to make sure for future reference you hit directly into the oesophagus. Solar-plexus, kidneys, liver, oesophagus, and then pinsar grip his neck and you watch that motherfucker (potentially) cough up blood; use at your own discretion and only for self defence.

Self defence techniques are important.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

And I'm mad at you for being the first one to hit him. You should only ever retaliate.

[Ragger]

No I don't believe you

[Seachmall]

Nicely done OP.

In a few years they'll write a movie about you.

[Lintire]

Two kids called you names and you beat the shit out of them? Debatable as to whether or not it was badass, or even justifiable, but you gave them something to think about before they mess with you again.

[Ragger]

At 12/10/10 10:10 PM, killingspreekiller wrote: Needless to say, I think they will not be bothering me again.

No, tomorrow will be a living hell.

[Seachmall]

At 12/11/10 09:59 AM, Ragger wrote:

At 12/10/10 10:10 PM, killingspreekiller wrote: Needless to say, I think they will not be bothering me again.

No, tomorrow will be a living hell.

"Don't roll over on your stomach or the bully will grab your head and bounce it off the sidewalk"

[Cordyceps]

Next time, they'll be back with seven friends and you'll get fucked up.

Come armed.

[toastburner]

Would have been better if you got them to leave you alone without the use of violence.

[Atypop]

Cool story bro.

[Wunderbar]

ohshit this guy's like... ......... CHUCK NORRIS LOL XDXD