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At 12/10/10 06:33 PM, FBIpolux wrote: If you get into a fight, it's because your intelligence has failed you.

Unless it's a Martial Art fight. Or pro/amateur boxing. Or Hockey.

Your argument is half correct. There are situations, to which your rules don't apply.

Like what happened to Cookies. I doubt that you would act all peaceful, when you get patted on your shoulder, turn around and take punches in your face

At 12/10/10 06:39 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 12/10/10 06:33 PM, FBIpolux wrote: If you get into a fight, it's because your intelligence has failed you.

Really? Do you not think it's possible to wind up in a situation where you know that your words can't get through the thick skull of someone else and the only way to send a message is to act on violence?

If you get into a situation where the only way out is a fight, your intelligence has failed you. Myself, I never got into an unplanned fight, ever, and I've followed Taekwondo class for the past 7 years. So, I wouldn't mind, and I almost hit a few deranging people a few times, but I've always stayed calm and either ignored the problematic person or dodged it, like you should do.

To me, violence is only a means, a means that I hold in the back. If a situation where I feel that is the only way to get a result, I will use it.

Violence is the worst mean. Also just by judging by pictures of you, you never got into a serious fight. You probably just got bullied. You shouldn't let that kind of shit affect you.

If you were carrying a knife.. which I highly doubt but I'll humour anyways, I'd say stop that fucking shit. Only morons carry knives and the excuse "you gotta be tooled up when on the streets" or whatever the fuck they're gay excuse is they're wrong. That knife could easily be used aginst you, if there is no knife in the situation no one is gonna get killed or badly injured. Otherwise good job on beating him off.

At 12/10/10 06:44 PM, MrSaint wrote:

At 12/10/10 06:33 PM, FBIpolux wrote: If you get into a fight, it's because your intelligence has failed you.

Unless it's a Martial Art fight. Or pro/amateur boxing. Or Hockey.

Your argument is half correct. There are situations, to which your rules don't apply.

Like what happened to Cookies. I doubt that you would act all peaceful, when you get patted on your shoulder, turn around and take punches in your face

Well, something like that wouldn't happen to me. I'm pretty aware of what's around me, and if a guy walks behind me, I'll definitely notice it and either get out of the way, or at least face the person, especially if it's a stranger. I don't want no fucking guy touching me. Except Stamper. ;)

Also, the "knife" story.

Leave it home, or were telling your mama. That's an irresponsible idea to think you can just carry a knife like that to defend yourself. What if you pulled it out and killed the poor bastard?

At 12/10/10 06:44 PM, FBIpolux wrote: stuff

Understand that I'm not hyperaware. I was just walking with my friends, and got randomly punched in the face. I'm also not a fighter. I'm in some martial arts, but it happened too fast for that. Maybe you think retaliation at this point was stupid, but he was in the middle of hitting me. I didn't think. I kicked him in the balls and punched his face.

And about the knife? It's a tiny little pocket knife. Not a dagger. Lots of people carry pocket knives.

I don't condone fighting either. But when you're attacked, there's not much of a choice. Maybe I could have done something else. Maybe I should have moved back and ran. Maybe I should have artfully blocked and dodged, like I was in a Jackie Chan movie. But I didn't. I got punched in the face and I reacted. The whole encounter took around 30 seconds.

At 12/10/10 05:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

I found out later that he had mistaken me for somebody else. I didn't file a report or tell a teacher, because in the end, I hit him too, and I won anyway. But Jesus... What the hell? Shouldn't you check and make sure before you punch a total stranger in the face?

if u would've went for the knife you'd be in jail now buddy. I'd leave that at home from now on.

At 12/10/10 05:31 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Shouldn't you check and make sure before you punch a total stranger in the face?

Yes. Good idea.

At 12/10/10 05:35 PM, bb wrote: You carry a knife around?
And your first fight was at 17?

Fucking awkward.

I've never been in a fight at 19 years old.

At 12/10/10 05:34 PM, 5FootLobster wrote: I would have knocked the bitch out and stabbed him in the stomach. and pissed on him.

And shit on his face.

I don't think people understand how many people carry knifes around Britain.

At least, in Glasgow,I know loads.

should hav stabbed that ass hole and masterbaited in his face!

At 12/10/10 06:00 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 12/10/10 05:59 PM, JoeMation wrote: Were any of them attractive and do you have any nudes of said girls?

Yes, yes, and to your third question, "I can haz?", I say no.

Cookies, there were only two questions. Which one is yes and which one is no?

Good that you werent an intended target and that you kicked his ass back!

What I don't understand is how you say you're a lover not a fighter, yet you carry a blade around with you. I'm not against you or anything for this reason alone but it just seems sort of off.

At 12/10/10 05:34 PM, 5FootLobster wrote: I would have knocked the bitch out and stabbed him in the stomach. and pissed on him.

Stab him in the stomach then piss in his stomach! :D Then eventually he'll pee out your pee.

Ok that's horribly obscene.

Cookies, you did a good job. Kickin his ass and not telling anyone is the absolute coolest way to go about handling the situation. You're allowed to kick his ass right back and then go tell a teacher I think :P But who likes a tattle-tale?

If you get punched, if you can, fight back. You did the right thing, that is his fault he mistook you and punched you in the face. He underestimated you, or whoever he was looking for.

At 12/11/10 10:46 PM, Oolaph wrote:

At 12/10/10 06:00 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 12/10/10 05:59 PM, JoeMation wrote: Were any of them attractive and do you have any nudes of said girls?

Yes, yes, and to your third question, "I can haz?", I say no.

Cookies, there were only two questions. Which one is yes and which one is no?

Both questions were yes. The one he was going to ask next, "Can I see?", was no.