Tentacle Fisting...

[IncendiaryProduction]

...it's on the way.

If it wouldn't be completely ironic to do so, we could write at length about the value of elegance in simplicity. Instead, we offer by way of example this tentacle-like prosthesis designed by recent U. of Washington industrial design grad Kaylene Kau. It's simple, both aesthetically and mechanically, and it solves a problem smartly.

Prodded by one of her professors to think differently about upper-limb prostheses, Kau found - perhaps not surprisingly - that prosthetics really work as assistants to the functioning limb. The resulting design is flexible and adjustable, providing a grip that changes to accomodate the object. The amount of curl in the arm is controlled by two buttons mounted on the prosthesis, which direct a single motor to either increase or decrease curl via two cables running the length of the arm.

It doesn't measure up to the ambitious prostheses pursued by DARPA or DEKA Labs; it doesn't plug into the nervous system or recreate the missing five-fingered hand synthetically. But it's not trying to. What it does, at least in concept, is offer a feasible, immediate solution to problems faced by those missing a partial limb. And it does so without great complexity or expense. When something works, it works.

http://www.popsci.com/technology/article /2010-12/simple-tentacle-prosthesis-gets -grip-keep-functioning-hand-free

[ThePhantomGamer]

That's pretty cool. I know losing an arm sucks, but that device is cool.

[Cootie]

I bet she could use that thing to choke the fuck out of somebody.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 12/9/10 09:24 PM, Cootie wrote: I bet she could use that thing to choke the fuck out of somebody.

Getting kinky, Cootie?

[Kalibur]

This gave me an idea that would both fulfill two paraphilias at once. An amputee dominatrix with a whip where her arm used to be.

[111122223138]

Gagsy was waiting for a reason to cut her arm off...

[Arctic-Zone]

At 12/9/10 09:25 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 12/9/10 09:24 PM, Cootie wrote: I bet she could use that thing to choke the fuck out of somebody.

Getting kinky, Cootie?

Yamor*

NEVER FORGET

[kidd25]

At 12/9/10 09:29 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Gagsy was waiting for a reason to cut her arm off...

but who will cut it off^_^

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 12/9/10 09:42 PM, kidd25 wrote:

At 12/9/10 09:29 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Gagsy was waiting for a reason to cut her arm off...

but who will cut it off^_^

Herself.

[Cootie]

At 12/9/10 09:31 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote:

Yamor*

NEVER FORGET

Yamor died in the Gulf War, dude. That isn't something you joke about.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 12/9/10 10:04 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 12/9/10 09:31 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote:

Yamor*

NEVER FORGET

Yamor died in the Gulf War, dude. That isn't something you joke about.

The first one, in the '90s.

[LordZeebmork]

i am so hard right now

can't wait to get anally penetrated by kawaii tentakuru robotto-san desu~~~~~

[Garage]

It's actually built for using with everyday tasks.

Although you could jam it into a few holes, it's probably not very pleasurable to do so.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 12/9/10 10:34 PM, Garage wrote: Although you could jam it into a few holes, it's probably not very pleasurable to do so.

Are you sure? This seems like every tentacle rape fan's dream Christmas present.

[Gagsy]

Oh my. That is quite beautiful indeed.

Do want.

[Dogmeat]

In before Gagsy.

[NerdLiife]

Makes me want to sing this.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I'm still waiting for the kind of prosthetics that you see in Star Wars. Where it's attached to the nervous system, and controlled by the brain.

[Oolaph]

At 12/10/10 04:12 PM, Dogmeat wrote: In before Gagsy.

No, no you're not.

[Shade]

Chainsaw prosthesis are ten times as cool dumbfuck.

[Gagsy]

At 12/10/10 04:17 PM, Rummy0 wrote: I'M NEVER GOING ANYWHERE NEAR AN ARMLESS PERSON AGAIN.
NEXT TIME I SEE CBEEBIES I'M GOING TO BREAK THE FUCKING TELEVISION.

Hi BBC.

If you want us to believe that this woman is just as normal as the rest of us and has a place on childrens tv then please stop fucking making sure that she ALWAYS has her sleeve pulled up so viewers can always get a full view of the stump.

[VitaminP]

At 12/10/10 04:24 PM, Gagsy wrote: Hi BBC.

Holy shit there is a one armed woman on cbbc? why wasn't I informed?

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 12/10/10 04:22 PM, Shade wrote: Chainsaw prosthesis are ten times as cool dumbfuck.

You can't masturbate with a chainsaw though.