Sexbots

[Slingshot]

So when(not "if") the sex robots come will you be using them for sex? Would you go out and buy one of these things just to fuck them? Also, what kind(Skin color, hair, size) of sexbot will you get?

Me, I'd be afraid to fuck them. No matter how much padding and whatnot they may have I'd still be too worried about cutting my dick on metal.

[Kalibur]

Fisto reporting for duty. Please assume the position.

[Dosensuppen]

They're getting worked on, I assure.

I read something on Wikipedia about them.

[CyanSandwich]

They'd be expensive and dangerous. You can just use those sex doll things.

[Luke]

I wouldn't buy one just because I have nowhere to put it, and I wouldn't really want anybody coming over and seeing it... Even though nobody ever comes over... Fuck, I'd buy one... Why not.

[Blue-Dolphin]

I'd rather earn me some vaginer.

[Slingshot]

At 12/8/10 07:42 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Yes, I am going to buy one! Tall, tan, brown hair, and handsome ;P

You could use me. Though my hair is black.

[The3DragonsGroup]

'Oh boy, I can't wait to try this Sexotron 3000 out!'
'HELLO. I AM DOROTHY. I WANT YOU TO PLACE YOUR PENIS IN MY VAGINA.'
'What? I don't-'
'PLACE YOUR PENIS NOW.'
'O.K... Holy shit! That is fucking cold!'
'RISING VAGINA TEMPERATURE TO 99.5 DEGREES.'
'That is much better.'
'MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL WOMAN.'
(Humps for 15 seconds)
'HOW ABOUT A FINE BLOWJOB'
'Sure... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!'

And that is why I loathe sexbots.

[ButtScracher]

Sex Robot getting down..... Funking up you're town.......

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 12/8/10 07:33 PM, Slingshot wrote: So when(not "if") the sex robots come will you be using them for sex?

Naw, they'll be doing my taxes.

[DP]

Is this really what you think about?

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Now, I expect sexbots to not be made of metal. Todays robots are fully coated with synthetic material that can obtain any softness.

[Slingshot]

At 12/8/10 08:44 PM, DP36 wrote: Is this really what you think about?

All day, every day.

[Erty]

Well, like I use to say, I try everything once.
So yes, I'm gonna try one of them.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 12/8/10 07:37 PM, sandwich-eater wrote: They'd be expensive and dangerous. You can just use those sex doll things.

Or, you know... Those "women" things...

[Slingshot]

At 12/9/10 05:00 PM, Erty wrote: Well, like I use to say, I try everything once.

E-even gay sex?

[Krbyfan1]

At 12/8/10 07:40 PM, Blue-Dolphin wrote: I'd rather earn me some vaginer.

Huuuurrrrr...

!yrtneS ym 'nippas ypS

[RyderOmega]

At 12/8/10 07:45 PM, ButtScracher wrote: Sex Robot getting down..... Funking up you're town.......

Try fucking that robot. It'll fucking crush you to death.

[Erty]

At 12/9/10 05:04 PM, Slingshot wrote:

At 12/9/10 05:00 PM, Erty wrote: Well, like I use to say, I try everything once.

E-even gay sex?

Honestly, I wouldn't mind. Even though I'm not attracted to men, I wanna try it, just to have done it.

[Lintire]

I might, I might not. It could be like a skeleton in your closet, except you fuck it senseless.

And, well, COLD HARD METAL.

[BrandonXDD]

I think i'd buy one, make it a cup of coffee and explain to it that sex is not in direct corrolation with love. Instead it should respect itself and it's metallic body and find someone who truly cares about them.

But if i'm feeling horny I'd like one that looks like the pornstar Hanna Hilton

[SirCannabisClock]

www.4chan.com

this is where all you fags need to migrate to

[XenonMonkey]

Rapebots, lol.

[Ryanson]

Eww?

Also, can't to Lmao when I see a poor virgin buy one.

[Ryanson]

At 12/9/10 06:47 PM, HayBayBee wrote:

At 12/9/10 06:44 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Eww?

Also, can't to Lmao when I see a poor virgin buy one.

You would laugh at me?

I said virgin, not wh--

AHAHAHA. So close.

[Kollskegg]

Will I marry a robot? No. There's your answer.

[Ryanson]

At 12/9/10 06:50 PM, HayBayBee wrote: You're not playing very nice Ryan.

I never play.