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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 9th, 2010 @ 03:45 AM

At 12/9/10 02:08 AM, Bolo wrote: For this you deserve a medal and a bottle of aloe vera cream.

Luckily my mother sells that stuff for a living. It feels nice, if not a little cold.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 9th, 2010 @ 07:21 AM

A prostitute. Although, that may not be safe.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 9th, 2010 @ 08:47 AM

At 12/9/10 01:57 AM, Sensationalism wrote: on my dick

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Things to put on your Dick (safely)


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 9th, 2010 @ 11:10 AM

You don't deserve a penis.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 10th, 2010 @ 03:39 PM

At 12/9/10 07:21 AM, Lucy wrote: A prostitute. Although, that may not be safe.

This guide is for household objects/food only.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 10th, 2010 @ 03:51 PM

At 12/8/10 11:12 PM, PaintDrNet wrote:
At 12/8/10 12:37 PM, phrozonfire wrote: Being the man I am, I have stuck my dick in just about everything.
I stopped reading after that.

why would you do that? The post is hilarious

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 10th, 2010 @ 03:52 PM

At 12/10/10 03:39 PM, phrozonfire wrote:
At 12/9/10 07:21 AM, Lucy wrote: A prostitute. Although, that may not be safe.
This guide is for household objects/food only.

Your point being?


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 05:12 AM

Right, After everyone slept I got what was left of the gammon, and furiously fapped with it.
I can safely say that gammon feels nice. But warm it up first, otherwise it's all slimy.

Gammon - 9/10


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 05:16 AM

Interesting and informative, I kind of want this thread to get stickied.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 05:20 AM

why would i put aby of that on my shlong


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 05:27 AM

At 12/27/10 05:20 AM, kazumazkan wrote: why would i put aby of that on my shlong

Some people happen to enjoy new things.

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 05:38 AM

There was this one time I slid my dick into a foot long vegan Subway sandwich then furiously stomped
towards the cashier, looked down and ferociously stated , "I fucking told you I didn't want any meat!"

I wasn't safe after that...

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 05:44 AM

You're actually fucked in the head get help


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 05:52 AM

This is the best thread in the history of history.

Things to put on your Dick (safely)


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 06:33 AM

At 12/27/10 05:52 AM, Space-Whale wrote: This is the best thread in the history of history.

yea, that's why it's in SouthAsian's sig.

At 12/27/10 05:44 AM, walterwagner wrote: You're actually fucked in the head get help

Naw, I'm cool.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 07:16 AM

I would never think to stick my penis in random liquids,


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 07:32 AM

try liquid nitrogen.

so soothing man.

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 08:06 AM

Probably the first NG BBS thread that I've bookmarked.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 09:08 AM

I'm guessing you're snowed in or just very bored PF, you and your silly threads.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 27th, 2010 @ 09:35 AM

At 12/27/10 09:08 AM, Quinny wrote: I'm guessing you're snowed in or just very bored PF, you and your silly threads.

No, all my threads are award winning masterpieces.


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