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Very informative, I'll be experimenting with toothpaste soon.

What the fuck is this?

Ya I'd rather have pussy on my dick than jelly thanks.

you make it seem like i havent done any of this before

i eat maggots like you for breakfast

I feel qualified to label this the thread of the year.

How shocking. I truly believe that you have subjected yourself to every last one of these tortures for no other reason than to report the results to the BBS. For this you deserve a medal and a bottle of aloe vera cream.

At 12/9/10 02:08 AM, Bolo wrote: For this you deserve a medal and a bottle of aloe vera cream.

Luckily my mother sells that stuff for a living. It feels nice, if not a little cold.

A prostitute. Although, that may not be safe.

At 12/9/10 01:57 AM, Sensationalism wrote: on my dick

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You don't deserve a penis.

At 12/9/10 07:21 AM, Lucy wrote: A prostitute. Although, that may not be safe.

This guide is for household objects/food only.

At 12/10/10 03:39 PM, phrozonfire wrote:

At 12/9/10 07:21 AM, Lucy wrote: A prostitute. Although, that may not be safe.

This guide is for household objects/food only.

Your point being?

Right, After everyone slept I got what was left of the gammon, and furiously fapped with it.
I can safely say that gammon feels nice. But warm it up first, otherwise it's all slimy.

Gammon - 9/10

Interesting and informative, I kind of want this thread to get stickied.

why would i put aby of that on my shlong

At 12/27/10 05:20 AM, kazumazkan wrote: why would i put aby of that on my shlong

Some people happen to enjoy new things.

There was this one time I slid my dick into a foot long vegan Subway sandwich then furiously stomped
towards the cashier, looked down and ferociously stated , "I fucking told you I didn't want any meat!"

I wasn't safe after that...

You're actually fucked in the head get help

This is the best thread in the history of history.

At 12/27/10 05:52 AM, Space-Whale wrote: This is the best thread in the history of history.

yea, that's why it's in SouthAsian's sig.

At 12/27/10 05:44 AM, walterwagner wrote: You're actually fucked in the head get help

Naw, I'm cool.

I would never think to stick my penis in random liquids,

try liquid nitrogen.

so soothing man.

I'm guessing you're snowed in or just very bored PF, you and your silly threads.

At 12/27/10 09:08 AM, Quinny wrote: I'm guessing you're snowed in or just very bored PF, you and your silly threads.

No, all my threads are award winning masterpieces.