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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 04:38 PM

You sir, shock me.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 04:42 PM

At 12/8/10 04:29 PM, SouthAsian wrote: This thread now belongs with the great and memorable BBS threads and this user should be now commended as one of the great BBS users of our time.

I am rather honoured. Though I do not believe that this thread yet follows the giddy heights of such epicness as the penicorn one, or dickneck.


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 04:50 PM

I now realize that if I'm ever to become a healthy and functioning member of society that I must leave Newgrounds behind.

Aww, Fuck it! Epic Thread!


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 04:57 PM

I salute you. You have put your member on the line, and for that I thank you! Especially the bengay thing! Holy crap man. Your dick has been to hell and back.

So from many newgrounders, keep wanking!


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 04:57 PM

This should get stickied.
And yes, i know someone mentioned it above but i just cant be bothered to scroll up and find it.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:02 PM

At 12/8/10 04:06 PM, MisterWonderful wrote: you forgot to add a woman.

I'm fairly certain they all did.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:05 PM

You should try sports or something... They give you dick protection. And good God, it sounds like you need it...

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:12 PM

At 12/8/10 04:57 PM, Deathbybible wrote: I salute you. You have put your member on the line, and for that I thank you! Especially the bengay thing! Holy crap man. Your dick has been to hell and back.

So from many newgrounders, keep wanking!

Do not salute me, salute my brave associates, it is through them that this guide was made possible.
there is no way in hell that I would put bleach on my pecker.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:14 PM

At 12/8/10 04:42 PM, phrozonfire wrote:
At 12/8/10 04:29 PM, SouthAsian wrote: This thread now belongs with the great and memorable BBS threads and this user should be now commended as one of the great BBS users of our time.
I am rather honoured. Though I do not believe that this thread yet follows the giddy heights of such epicness as the penicorn one, or dickneck.

Oh I think your modesty has gotten the better of us.lets hear it for phrozonfire!!!

I'm putting this thread in my signature if thats cool with you. :3
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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:17 PM

I got soap all up in my shit on a soapy water slide with a bathing suit and nothing else on, it was in the whole, I was experiencing searing pain for about 5 days.

But has your penis come in contact with a vagina? That's the question.

too hipster for a sig

oh wait

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:22 PM

Don't use shampoo, it feels great but it dries out the skin.

YOUR COCK SHRIVELS. MINE WAS WRINKLY FOR 2 WEEKS NOT GOOD. DON'T. NO.

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:22 PM

Phrozonfire, at first I thought 'yay, another thread about dicks hurrdurr.' but you manage to bring a lot of awesomeness to the topic. You win RT's post of the day award.

But I am curious about herbs to put on it, like mint or pepper or salt or... Just imagine the culinary expansion options for fellatio...


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:22 PM

To be clear, I have only experienced SOME of these. The others I had to use a slightly deranged person to discover.

And go crazy, SouthAsian.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:27 PM

I wanna stick my dick in a big bowl of puddin'.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:28 PM

At 12/8/10 05:27 PM, Cootie wrote: I wanna stick my dick in a big bowl of puddin'.

This guy has the right idea.

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:30 PM

I only use my hand and/or Vaseline. I take a shower after I use it though :3


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:37 PM

..Wow. I can't seem to think of a witty response. Just.. wow.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:38 PM

Lemon Juice????


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 05:43 PM

At 12/8/10 05:38 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Lemon Juice????

That is fucking stupid. There is no sane man on this planet that will put lemon juice on his dick unless he's disabled from the waist down.

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 06:28 PM

You know what goes horrible on your dick? Gasoline. Your dick will turn red and the skin will peel off.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 11:01 PM

I like to put my dick in front of pool/hot tub jets. Does this count? Anyone do this?


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 11:07 PM

OP obviously has too much time on his hands.

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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 11:12 PM

At 12/8/10 12:37 PM, phrozonfire wrote: Being the man I am, I have stuck my dick in just about everything.

I stopped reading after that.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 11:13 PM

At 12/8/10 11:07 PM, mothballs wrote: OP obviously has too much time on his hands.

More like time ON HIS DICK!!!


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 8th, 2010 @ 11:14 PM

At 12/8/10 11:13 PM, AbstractPathologist wrote:
At 12/8/10 11:07 PM, mothballs wrote: OP obviously has too much time on his hands.
More like time ON HIS DICK!!!

Bi dum tish


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 9th, 2010 @ 12:01 AM

Somebody put honey on your dick by a beehive.

But DON'T MOVE!
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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 9th, 2010 @ 01:04 AM

Very informative, I'll be experimenting with toothpaste soon.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 9th, 2010 @ 01:57 AM

What the fuck is this?

Ya I'd rather have pussy on my dick than jelly thanks.


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 9th, 2010 @ 02:00 AM

you make it seem like i havent done any of this before

i eat maggots like you for breakfast


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Response to Things to put on your Dick (safely) Dec. 9th, 2010 @ 02:08 AM

I feel qualified to label this the thread of the year.

How shocking. I truly believe that you have subjected yourself to every last one of these tortures for no other reason than to report the results to the BBS. For this you deserve a medal and a bottle of aloe vera cream.


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