So if an alien race came down to Earth and decided to base Human life and experiences on the last DVD you watched, what would they learn or think the human race was all about?
You can't cheat on your 9 year old wife if you're not married yet
How come I keep being asked what aliens would learn from us ... I heard this in kindergarten, first grade, third grade, firth grade, seventh grade, 9th grade, and now I'm being asked it again. They're fucking intergalactic aliens, do you think they're going to attend Harvard University and learn from us? God damn.
That Earth is a savage place with very fucked up and sadistic animals! As Tom and Jerry (Itchy and Scratchy), just fuck with each other, with ultra violence, to the point that either animal (usually Tom the cat), gets horribly deformed.... as he suffers from head traumas, fire arm and explosive injuries.
At 4/22/09 12:38 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Raped by hongkong. NEXT.
Yeah, that was one champion of a post, wasn't it? -Zerok
The last DVD I watched was the naked gun. So they'd probably think things are retardedly funny down here.
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At 12/8/10 09:56 AM, JoeMation wrote: How come I keep being asked what aliens would learn from us ... I heard this in kindergarten, first grade, third grade, firth grade, seventh grade, 9th grade, and now I'm being asked it again. They're fucking intergalactic aliens, do you think they're going to attend Harvard University and learn from us? God damn.
Because this is a real serious fucking question? If you dont want to answer, don't fucking post here...
They would learn about drugs, hash bars in Amsterdam, a quarter-pound cheeseburger is called a Royale with cheese in France, that Samuel L. Jackson is awesome and how to clean a bloody car.
If you don't know what movie this is, you should cut off the hand you masturbate with because you're not worthy of it!
Bananular.
They would learn the wonders of kama Sutra and anal sex.
Did yo just lost The GAME ?
At 12/8/10 10:26 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: They would learn the wonders of kama Sutra and anal sex.
mmmm i like dis.
They would learn how to rise through a football firm to become a vicious gangster, and that few survive such a lifestyle.
Rise of the Foot Soldier
I would lead them right to NG to have a learning session on our culture.
lol.
Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.
It's funny because the last DVD I watched was about a dude who just got back from the war and is sick with something, turns out this weird alien is in his head and fucking with him, he ends up killing his family and eating his dog and shit... So, they'd probably get some bad ideas.
Yeah, whatever.
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At 12/8/10 11:00 AM, Xarnor wrote: I don't remember the last DVD I watched. BluRay dude :3
Me neither. Honestly can't remember the last one I watched.
Why, the many rules to surviving in Zombieland of course.
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oh sorry if this is the wrong thread , i dont usually use ng's forum
At 12/8/10 09:58 AM, PinklySmooth wrote: Because this is a real serious fucking question? If you dont want to answer, don't fucking post here...
u mad?
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Oh my god. I just watched war of the worlds....
They will decide to invade us! D=
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last DVD i watched was the planet earth boxset. So yeah. Nature.
They would learn not to go back to 1955 and make their parents fall in love with them?
lol Back to the Future
At 12/8/10 09:52 AM, FairSquare wrote: Love
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Ben,
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The last DVD I watched was Maggie and the Ferocious Beast with my 4 year old cousin. They would learn how terrible kid's tv shows are.
Last DVD I watched, well, I can't remember, but the last movie I watched was Hamlet, the 1996 version. I guess they would learn of revenge, love and hate.
shit's amazing
That war never changes, and that there is no hope for a race if its name is humanity.
They would find it odd that we were all cartoon cars obsessed with racing and somehow able to manufacture one another and work the devices of daily life without the anatomy to work MACHINES.
Cars
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well i watched i saw so they they would learn that we are Crazy as shit
endless cynicism, since the last dvd I watched was foamy season 2.
They would think that every single person on this planet is retarded.
I watched Borat
A merry heart does good like a medicine; but a broken spirit dries the bones. Proverbs 17:22
"It's not gay because we're bros." - Gobblemeister
He would learn that Teddy, or was it Andrew? well, turns out, he was insane. Or was he?! DUN DUN DUUUUN.
Shutter Island, by the way.
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