nastiest fucking public bathroom

[Genocide]

Today was just another shitty jobless day, so i decided to do a bit of job hunting. Me and my girlfriend shannon went on a cruise, and thought we would ask the local BestBuy if they were hiring.

Nothing out of the ordinary here, but i had to piss so bad when i got inside..so i made my way to the bathroom.

Walking in i noticed immediately that there was literally shit hanging from the ceiling. Not a lot, but something like what a medium-small poo ball would make if you threw it super hard at the ceiling.

Now, i need to ask two questions.

1. has anybody ever seen something so disturbing in a public bathroom?

2. WHO THE FUCK IS TOUCHING THEIR SHIT JUST TO GET A LAUGH?

[PsilocybinShroom]

I went in a bathroom with /b/ written everywhere around a stall, does that count?

[Bryan]

I saw Tom Fulp in a bathroom when I was in Philadelphia one time.

I had to through 15 years of therapy.

[Jebbal]

Is Shannon a keeper?

[Kyledvor61]

Sorry about that bro, but the look on your face was priceless.

[Genocide]

At 12/6/10 10:43 PM, PostApocalypticLife wrote: I went in a bathroom with /b/ written everywhere around a stall, does that count?

No, i have seen "/b/" carved into just about every fucking public bathroom.

It's not anything new in these parts.

apparently everybody from /b/ lives in ohio

[Shade]

I found some homeless dude sleeping in a Tim Hortons stall once, I considered pissing on him but he might have been crazy.

[IxSnipaxI]

Walked in On a Teenage Blowjob The Chick was ok but the Guy Ruined the mood

[sweet21]

what?

[Bryan]

At 12/6/10 10:50 PM, sweet21 wrote: what?

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[mothballs]

The worst bathroom I've ever been to was a porter potty during one of my tournaments. It was basically like pissing in a sewer, the water looked like it led down to the sewer. It was green, it had garbage flowing in it, and it smelled god awful. It felt like I was a mile away from the water.

I was seriously afraid a sewer gator was going to come out and bit my dick off.

[BananasFoster]

The worst I've been in so far was flooding, and because of this particular place, it really was the only bathroom I could use unless I wanted to pee in front of a large amount of people. It was very large but there were so many toilets backed up (this was at a large, outdoor concert venue), the floor was flooding, with unidentifiable matter floating in the flood waters. It wreaked, and was considerably nasty.

[SpaceWhale]

I walked into a stall.

THERE WAS SHIT.
EVERYWHERE.
ON THE WALLS
AND ON THE FLOORS
AND EVEN ON THE CEILING
THERE WAS SHIT
EVERYWHERE

[DrRick]

Dude, almost every public bathroom is nasty.

[Magical-Zorse]

I usually avoid public bathrooms, and I only go to the bathroom in the clean ones I know of.

[cast]

On my way down to Georgia actually. I stopped at a public rest area to take a piss, everything was fine until I went to wash my hands and glanced into the open stall.. THE ENTIRE FLOOR WAS COATED WITH A SMOOTH LAYER OF SHIT.

[smeagol1]

My dad told me a story of when he was working at McDonald's and he was 16 at the time. Someone one took a massive shit on the floor, like a 9 or 12 inch snake (Gory if your reading start fapping.) The manager was trying to make my dad put on gloves and pick it up, My dad threw his apron at him and told him to fuck off. Needless to say the manager had to of picked it up, because it was gone 5 mins later.

[Lintire]

At 12/6/10 11:41 PM, cast wrote: On my way down to Georgia actually. I stopped at a public rest area to take a piss, everything was fine until I went to wash my hands and glanced into the open stall.. THE ENTIRE FLOOR WAS COATED WITH A SMOOTH LAYER OF SHIT.

That basically takes the cake. If the cake were made of shit.

The nastiest I've seen is going on my way to wash my hands and seeing that someone had wiped their shit all ove rhte washing basin, rendering it off-limits.

[SoulMaster71]

I was once in a bathroom on a boardwalk in New Jersey, musta been 15, 16 years ago, when I was real little. The shit was up to my ankles, man. And I had a habit of dropping my pants to the floor to take a leak... There's also the pool bathroom at my local Boy Scout camp. That place is always wet, muddy, smelly, totally fucking horrible. A nightmare of a shitter.

[al7121]

I once went to a public bathroom and found a nice juicy shall we call it, "frankfurter" in one of the urinals.

[PikaRobo]

You should hear from more tales...

[Blue-Dolphin]

No, okay.
I live in Surrey, which is basically the only 'ghetto' in Canada. Now, I go to an alternate school called North Surrey Learning Center, it's basically a school for drop-outs, and kids with drug problems, it's three hours a day, four days a week (yes, I know, it's fucking epic).

But anyway, about a week ago, I had to take a shit really bad, and usually I don't dare press my ass against the dirty toilet seats there, but this time I had to, I walk into stall one, and the toilet's filled with shit, and there's piss all over the floor, gross. So, I go to use the other stall, and someone wrote "White pride" on the bathroom stall with their own feces.

[HeavenDuff]

Misleading title, but I still had a good laugh. Especially when I read the 2nd point

[LauriJ]

At 12/7/10 02:31 AM, PikaRobo wrote: You should hear from more tales...

What kind of tales you have to tell?

[assassin1337]

At 12/6/10 10:49 PM, IxSnipaxI wrote: Walked in On a Teenage Blowjob The Chick was ok but the Guy Ruined the mood

Did you fap?

[Cootie]

I once walking into a bathroom where someone wrote their name all over the wall with doo-doo. Who thinks of this and why would you touch that? Doo-doo words were everywhere.

[AgroNurse]

People are so fucking gross. I've never understood the concept of barehanding your own shit just to destroy a restroom.

I encountered this at a gas station restroom.

[Razz]

Completely untouched bathroom, cleaning-wise. Red mould covering the inside of the toilet, dust all over, toilet paper on the floor, some piss spots that dried. Almost said fuck it.

[SymbolCymbal]

I live in nyc and have been to porta pottys at festivals. i have been in bathrooms that should be qualified as a biohazard area. Worst bathroom i have ever been in, besides CBGB's, was the bathroom at a bar called mi ladies in soho. There were two stalls without doors and one urinal. the urinal was overflowing with dayglow yellow piss. the floor has a slurry of shit piss and water all over it so that your feet made a sucking noise when you walked in. The toilet to the left was filled with so much shit that it came over the top of the rim and it looked like someone had tried to unclog it with a jackhammer. the toilet next to it has a closed lid and a brownish redish liquid had looked like it had dried all over the sides of the bowl from whenever it had overflowed. The walls of each stall were a collage of graffiti, wet toilet paper and shit smears.

it had looked like there was a burrito festival and all the burritos were stuffed with laxatives and fed to over 50 people. It looked like all these people tried to use the bathroom at the same time while a rabies infected rotweiller attacked them all.

TOP THAT... well don't. i hope none of you are drunk as hell and wander into that level of hell i described above. the images are burned into my mind.

[Nighthawk27]

At this resturant, when I was about...11, they had this really awesome bathroom, with television screens above the urinals. So, just to watch televison, I told my dad I was going to the restroom, and to my suprise when I got there, it looked like the place exploded. The urinals had poo in them. The television screens were smeared with poo. All I could see was poor Kobe Bryant with poop on his face. I walked into a stall, because I was grossed out, by the fact that the urinals were bombed by freaking teens. Well, lets just say, inside the stalls, the floor was mushy. And brown. On the stall wall, it said "Merry Christmas," written in poop.
I felt sorry for the janitor that day.