Let's say you bought a new coat.

[Cordyceps]

You were out visiting another city, perhaps to visit relatives, and you stumbled upon a store. Inside this store, you come across a really nice sheepskin jacket, with sheep fur lining the interior. Now, let us assume you decide to buy this jacket and wear it out of the store. HOWEVER, there is a man waiting outside with a bucket full of reddish fluid that he decides to soak your lovely (expensive) new jacket in. He then calls you a murderer and kicks you in the shin.

In said hypothetical situation, how would you react?

Myself, I would probably yell several obscenities at the fluid thrower, then pull out my knife and chase him around for a bit. If he were to be in particularly bad shape from poor diet consisting of non-animal products, I would likely gain the upper hand.

In the end, I wouldn't win at all. I would wear his skin in lieu of the sheep, which would probably be okay because people skin doesn't count as animal hide.

[GiantDouche]

run home crying and write a ng bbs thread about my experiences

[Rude-Awakening]

Assumption is dangerous.
I'd probably curl one out and fling it at him, monkey style.

[Numbuh1Over0]

Easy, really. I just walk over to the laundromat and ask them to get rid of the stain.

[Falonefal]

I'd plan a revenge a la Cartman

[MiroDK]

I'd kidnap him and kill countless animals in front of him.

No, but, seriously, yes I'd be mad, but, how would you expect anyone else to act? I doubt someone would be happy after getting kicked in shin and soaked in red paint.

[tox]

shoot him
rape his corps
shit on your coat
rip his cock off
throw a brick at him
call the police
beat him and steel his wallet
hold him down in a hold and scream bloody blue murder (what ever that saying came from .. i duno)
return it and complain that it is not blood splatter proof
go back inside and look at the person that just sold it to you and ask for you money back
clean it at a dry cleaners and you will have a real good story out of it
frame it and sell it for art

[Ixmucane]

First off, sheep don't have fur. They have wool.
My reaction would be to bring the jacket back and get a refund with a warranty.

[Polonium]

I would kneel down and wrap my arms around my forelegs then crush myself into a ball so hard the heat and matter density would ignite nuclear fusion in the hydrogen splitting off from the super-hot water in my body and annihilate the entire street in an immense fireball

it is my secret superpower

[Lucy]

I wouldnt buy such a coat anyway.

[Jon]

I'd RKO him.

[Yert]

Rape him then ejaculate on his eye.

[Seachmall]

I'd like to say I'd call the police and have him charged for criminal damage and/or sue him for damages but in actual reality I'd probably just hit him and end up paying for the cleaning which would probably cost the same as the jacket which is a bit of a nuisance.

Fucking hippies.

[ZX]

At 12/5/10 04:21 PM, Polonium wrote: I would kneel down and wrap my arms around my forelegs then crush myself into a ball so hard the heat and matter density would ignite nuclear fusion in the hydrogen splitting off from the super-hot water in my body and annihilate the entire street in an immense fireball

it is my secret superpower

that is the coolest power of all time i wish i was you

[GodOfVideoGames]

I'd get Chuck Norris to punch him into the sun.

[HibiscusKazeneko]

I'd tear the guy limb for limb, no question about it.

[Comrade]

I would beat the shit out of him. Yeah, my coat is made out of wool. It doesn't give you the right to go around assaulting people with buckets of blood.