Chuck Norris was everything since the day he was born.
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At 12/3/10 06:59 AM, Prometheus13 wrote: Damn he is getting old
It seems like yesterday I saw him advertise for shitty workout machines.
Ahhh the memories.
At 12/3/10 06:59 AM, Prometheus13 wrote: Damn he is getting old
He's going to die soon....
At 12/3/10 07:33 AM, Shade wrote:At 12/3/10 06:59 AM, Prometheus13 wrote: Damn he is getting oldHe's going to die soon....
The only way he can die is if we somehow bring Bruce Lee back to life...
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At 12/3/10 07:35 AM, TMdrummer wrote:At 12/3/10 07:33 AM, Shade wrote:The only way he can die is if we somehow bring Bruce Lee back to life...At 12/3/10 06:59 AM, Prometheus13 wrote: Damn he is getting oldHe's going to die soon....
Jackie Chan
At 12/3/10 07:50 AM, SteelChair wrote:At 12/3/10 07:35 AM, TMdrummer wrote:Jackie ChanAt 12/3/10 07:33 AM, Shade wrote:The only way he can die is if we somehow bring Bruce Lee back to life...At 12/3/10 06:59 AM, Prometheus13 wrote: Damn he is getting oldHe's going to die soon....
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Hello.
Since he has hundreds of jokes about him, do you think his death will bring alot of untastefu jokesl with it.
I mean alot of celebs have jokes made about there deaths once there gone, do you think that chuck would have, say ten times the amount or just the standard amount that most celebs get when there gone.
At 12/3/10 08:39 AM, Crimson-Nightmare wrote: Since he has hundreds of jokes about him, do you think his death will bring alot of untastefu jokesl with it.
I mean alot of celebs have jokes made about there deaths once there gone, do you think that chuck would have, say ten times the amount or just the standard amount that most celebs get when there gone.
"Chuck Norris only died because Bruce Lee (The only man in existence who can stop him, AKA The Chosen One.) came back as a ghost and killed him."
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
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At 12/3/10 08:33 AM, Linktopast wrote: Lester the Unlikely.
The only way Lester would die is if the Nerd re-reviewed it again.
Emphasis are great!
Nothing is offical unless Chuck Norris says so.
#AMAFORSEXSLAVE2014
Actually, I don't think there would be that many jokes about his death, actually, his death would kind of rape all the previous jokes made about him (like "Death is too afraid to come for Chuck Norris" etc)
Yeah, it's about time he became a Texas Ranger.
Chuck Norris jokes are about as lame as Desu. Seriously.
At 12/3/10 01:25 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: Chuck Norris jokes are about as lame as Desu. Seriously.
Understatement of the century. I don't think even 12-year-olds think that shit is funny anymore.
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At 12/3/10 12:00 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: He's 70 something. Holy shit.
Hey could still beat you up.
Also, "Honourary"
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Sig by this dude
Can't think of anything clever.
Chuck Norris is gay. Every Chuck Norris joke is gay. I think using Chuck Norris jokes might actually be a signifier for being homosexual.
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.
If someone now or ever thought Chuck Norris jokes are funny, they're a witless moron.
And honorary doesn't mean he's an actual ranger.
you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do
At 12/3/10 12:55 PM, Mismo wrote: Nothing is offical unless Chuck Norris says so.
He delivered a speech so.....
The show that started it all (wasn't half bad either).
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